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Cure Wing, voiced by Ayumu Murase, wielding Don Murasame, voiced by Ayumu Murase, in his Ninjark Sword form. ...not a lot to say, really, but I think they'd be bros! Wonder why?
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A victory lap! One final issue with our heroes before the end! Our foe? Daijarg! Our mission? Protect the world one last time! And after that...?
Episode 50 of Hirogaru Sky! Pretty Cure~!
Spoilers, I guess...
-Ikuyo!
-One last time hearing this theme for the road...
-You've come such a long way from being an unusually athletic girl, huh Sora-chan?
-You've explored the surface world, battled monster after monster, made many unforgettable friends and memories along the way...
-And even when you wavered, you still kept your friends and family at the forefront of your mind.
-And uh... while I'm here, I might as well get my nitpicking outta the way.
-Uhhhhhh, I would've preferred if the villains all interacted with one another a lot more than they did, Captain Shalala's cool but a little underutilized, the supporting cast in general's just kinda... there a lot of the time...
-...that's it, really. I've gotten quite literally everything else I could've wanted from this season.
-Anyways, enough about me, FINAL BATTLE TIME WOOOOOO
-Spin that dangernoodle!
-You give a bad name to sneks everywhere.
-To you, dear Underg Generals... thank you!
-Not a form left to our names!
-OH FUCK INSERT
-This is everything
-One more time! For truth, justice, and a better tomorrow! Hirogaru Change~!
-Hirogaruuuuuuu
-Sekai Puuuuuuuuuuunch!
-"The only real power comes from inside, Skearhead! From courage, honor, and other things you wouldn't understand!"
-Precure! Majestic Halation!
-Now you understand your failure. Find peace in the next life, Skearhead.
-Hooooooome~!
-Hooooooly shit!
-Awwwww, Kaizerin...
-Adooooorable~!
-"Sorry. Comms filled atm."
-Peace and love for Skyland and Underg~!
-See, doesn't that feel nice?
-Hello, Captain Shalala! ...sorry I thought you were gonna pull a Nolan Grayson however many episodes ago.
-Beryberie... In another life, you'd have been one of my favorite Cures.
-Oh, the schoolmates too!
-...this is embarassing, but uh... I done forgot about you guys...
-D'aaaaawwww... Mashiron's gonna miss her husband~! Well, don't you worry.
-There's no such thing as goodbye forever, is there? Not when there's Transdimensional Technology~! Just uh... be careful not to accidentally unleash Weirdmageddon or something and we'll all be grand.
-God, it is so weird seeing Elle dwarf Tsubasa round the clock now.
-Never say that to me again.
-That's our town of Sorashido.
-...how very fortuitous of Sora to end up here, I just realized.
-Hmm.
-Our beloved Hero notebooks.
-Suppose we're gonna see you around, Granny Goodness. Er uh... Yoyo-san, sorry.
-My one regret is that I did not continue to lay down the Skyward Sword jokes, you'd have made a fantastic Impa.
-"I knew you were good kids the first time I saw you. :)"
-Hug your daughter, Mashiron.
-Auntie Ageha too~!
-Tsubasa-kun's got lunch...
-The Borb Sage...
-Oh???
-Yeaaaaaaah!
-Buddy, I say you're on your way.
-Off the princess and her retainer go.
-"So... like..."
-"Nah."
-142 TIMES
-MY GIRL REALLY TRACKED EVERY SINGLE INSTANCE OF HER HOLDING ANOTHER GIRL'S HAND BRO-
-Oh of course you're joking. You forgot a few digits, didn't you?
-"My hero..."
-Reviews in for Nijigaoka-sensei's latest picture book.
-"Charmingly written, beautifully drawn, exceptionally daring. Delightfully reaffirms everything one might love about their favorite superheroes. Hirogaru Sky makes its mark as one of the finest its esteemed lineage has to offer."
-Oh, hi!
-It's you assholes again, I see!
-Ageha Jumpscare
-Oh shit, the first ED again!
-Man...
-I'm exceptionally happy I got to enjoy this season.
-I suppose we'll see you all again sometime soon.
-Cure Sky jumps into action!
-WAN
-Cure Wonderful~!
-...I was gonna fucking use that name, but that's okay~!
-Now it's time for me to pack up and move to Animal Town... wherever that is... See you all on Feb 4th, I suppoooooooose~!
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Cure Sky is a hero. With our final battle mere moments away, what terrible scheme has Skearhead brought forth? How will our dear Cures fare? Will the Empress have her heart mended?
Spoilers, I guess...
-Skearhead, that sunnova bitch.
-Oh she mad
-Prism, I don't think a paint palette's gonna patch impalement.
-Jesus Christ man, you
-"Maybe if she weren't such a weakling, she wouldn't be dying horribly."
-"Die like your father, you pinheaded son of an ice cream maker."
-holy shit a royal assassin
-The Emperor...
-Is that a heart tattoo on his arm? That's super adorable.
-"I traumatized you, yes."
-This is beyond fucked up, man, what the hell
-Ohhhhh
-D
-Darkhead.
-Okay, he quite literally personifies the villainy that the Underg preached.
-That's uh... quite interesting, actually.
-Dude
-Duuuuude.
-Skearhead shut the fuck up, you did like 30% of that.
-V
-Vessel???
-"Come, daughter of Sky Land."
-Daaaaaaamn, okay Wing! Good initiative.
-Aaaaand the party's been split.
-Imma be real, these guys have been jobbing lately, Butterfly probably could beat them all on her own if she moved fast.
-"Princess's orders~!"
-That's a big boy.
-You can do that too, eh, Majesty?
-All on her own...
-The Big Princess...
-We left our baby.
-"Do you know why I made you my vessel?"
-Hero...
-I see, Darkhead goes for the Zamasu approach.
-"Cure Sky, she's perfect."
-Daaaaamn, okay Sora.
-For the Empress!
-"Darkhead, your villainy ends today!"
-"Power is nothing without someone to use it. ...which is why power can use instead."
-OH
-Like canaries in a coal mine.
-"This mist is nothing! I've inhaled grosser and more dangerous things on jogs!"
-"Exactly what I've been looking for."
-Sky
-Sky no-
-Oh
-That is not right, that is not correct, that is not cool Toei.
-Okay, no it is, this IS SO SICK
-Aesthetically Underg Energy Sky pops the fuck off.
-This is the only time we've seen this asshole happy. How fitting.
-Ohhhhh
-Oh nooooooo
"Dulling hop! Suffocating step! Dark Jump~! Eternally falling black sky! Cure Darkhead~!"
-Goin' for the Warlock Punch!
-Hot damn, Prism's not even flinching
-YOOOO SORAAAAAA
-"Are you shitting me?! I lost...? I lost control of Cure Sky's body because her GIRLFRIEND-!?"
-The Empress's heart has been made whole again.
-"You're just like us, Empress Underg :)"
-"I'm no hero. Not yet at least. But with Prism, Majesty... Wing and Butterfly too... all of Sky Land and the people of Earth... and I guess now even you, Empress... I truly feel like I'm-"
-INVINCIBLE SEASON 2 PART 2 BABYYYYYY WOOOOOO
-Friendship confirmed, I repeat, friendship confirmed!
-Dang, you guys had fun, huh?
-Daijarg!
-"Listen pal, you really should go to bed."
-It's Hero Time~! Once more~!
-What a season this has been.
-Every time I thought it was getting a little stale, or that perhaps I wasn't taking things super seriously, it just pops back up to surprise me again.
-Excelsior, Cure Sky. You'd have done the legends behind so many of the world's best superheroes proud.
-One last Hirogaru Change for the road! Soaring to Infinity! Our World!
-Then after that...
-Doggy
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With a brand new and perhaps even more audacious PreCure team on the horizon, we have only so much time left with our heroes here. What is the bizarre connection between the princesses of the past and present? What torments the Empress Underg so? What glory awaits our beloved Hirogaru Cures at the finish line? Only time may tell today~!
Spoilers, I guess...
-"Princess..."
-She wanders on...
-Hello, God.
-Ohhhhhhh, it's you!
-Hello, Uppercase Elle.
-"I've come bearing a present of my own... Teenhood~!"
-Oh god, she looks so weird all huge like that
-Tsubasa's terror is unmatched.
-"Easy there, boy! Think I found the baby right here..."
-"Hi Cure Wing :)"
-Age~! Yay~!
-Ellelain's hip and cool with the kids.
-Sora and Mashiro's influence led to peace... but really there was only one way it could've gone, huh?
-Birthdaaaaay~!
-Completely shut down...
-Oh wow, she got quite old.
-"W-wait a sec, I can't..."
-10s across the board!
-"...Oh Strich, I'm gonna nuke the whole planet as Cure Majesty... Tsubasa-kuuuuun, I'm in charge now~!"
-Nobility descends into Majesty.
-Oh thanks, Mom.
-"Be free, my clone. I wasn't long for this world anyway..."
-Like Kami and Piccolo.
-Farewell, Morning Star Ellelain.
-"OH GOD NOT AGAAAAAAAAIN-"
-Skipped straight to being taller than both the King and Queen.
-Oh God, I can't imagine the hormone trip.
-Alright, Sora-chan... best roll for initiative.
-"Fuck you, no."
-Skearhead's deadset on this, huh?
-"Drown in darkness."
-"Tone Connect~! Hirogaru Change~! Kirameki Hop~! Sawayakana Step~! Harebare Jump~!"
-Hooooohoooohooooooooooo boy~!
-"So... this is Cure Noble's power... Not worth it..."
-"C'mooooooooooon, tell us!"
-"No."
-Man, you know he's desperate when he's downgraded to Ranborgs.
-"Captain, what the hell!?"
-I see she's got the God Split Cut now too.
-"You... you didn't kill me...!"
-Oh, he's doin' this
-"You'll both die! I can take comfort in knowing I've done that, at least."
-she ourple
-Present~!
-All poor Skearhead accomplished was blowing himself up.
-...man...
-How badly must things have gone for this guy to hold onto this social darwinist philosophy for 300 years?
-Oh man, she's pissed now.
-Oh damn
-Fraaaaaaaaagh gotta wait again fuck
-Oh well I can wait
-Final Episode time maybe~! One last siege upon the capital of Sky Land, and one last chance to bring peace to our poor Empress. ...at least, I'm decently sure next week is the finale, and if not oops~!
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Episode 44! She's finally here~! The Empress finally makes her mark! We get to know her deal! Uh... use the intro I had two episodes ago, yeah that one. Also there's a Beeg Elle running around. An Uppercase Elle, if you would.
Spoilers, I guess...
-"I can't believe I got my ass beat by a bunch of teenage girls, a thirteen-year old bird and a baby. How far I have fallen..."
-Ahhhhh, injured previously.
-"Skearhead. If you die, that's it."
-Ariri...
-We ride our Chocobos to meet the darkness.
-Oh yeah, Elle gets big in this episode
-She doth brood in the rain.
-"Somewhere safe?"
-Oh???
-I'd be a little more shocked about this apparent hint at a deeper history between the Underg's desire to topple Sky Land's monarchy if this were a thing brought up more
-Ohhhhhhh she looks so sick
-Instant Dark Pillar
-300 YEARS????
-GIRL WHAT
-Beef with a literal baby.
-Oh wow, she
-She's serious about this, huh?
-Majestic Chroniclon~!
-Away to the soaring world go you
-Oh, okay just
-Shoot 'em all down
-"I hate you, Princess."
-Time stands still in the Chroniclon's world.
-Elle-chan does as any kid would do. Go straight to her Mom and Dad :)
-BIRDS
-Oh, I see how this is now
-No miss, we're fine! Sorry to bother you and your... escort?
-Ellelain?
-"Did we find a body double?"
-To the castle we go~!
-556~!
-Oh!
-Sky Land's got a different calendar too. Interesting how we still have worldbuilding even so late into the season.
-Hmm... I wonder what kind of massive world-shifting event caused them to start their calendar 856 years ago?
-Try not to step on any Cure Butterflies while we're here, okay?
-The Legendary Pretty Cure, once more.
-Oh yeah, we have a whole knight regiment here.
-Hirogaru Change~!
-...Hirogaru Change~!
-"Here you go, kind strangers~!"
-She believes in the future...
-OH?
-Hello!
-Who the hell are you, pops?
-Jesus, they're all getting womped.
-Emperor Underg~!
-There goes our hero, Sora-chan.
-"Flee, my son!"
-God, Sora's so cool...
-One kill~!
-"Underg Energy. Rip them to shreds."
-I see Mashiro's now a god at Chocobo Racing.
-Well, we kinda bootstrapped the Legendary Pretty Cure into existence, Song of Storms style.
-Densetsu no Pretty Cure! Cure Noble...
-The hell are we doin' today?
-Ohhhhhhh, I see
-A princess herself.
-Ohhhhhhhhh
-I see....
-Yeah, that's good enough motivation for me.
-I think this would've been awesome to explore earlier, but uh... well, we were kinda preoccupied, weren't we?
-She's gonna kill your asshole dad, little Empress.
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Monda more like Mondamn.
That's it, that's all I got, it's too cold to be witty. Hirogaru Sky Episode 43!
Spoilers, I guess...
-Man... coming right out the gate, huh Mashiron?
-Then, Little Leaf...
-Stuck on the ending, eh?
-"Don't forget to actually submit it~! ...It can mean a world of difference..."
-"EYAAAAAAAAAAH-ayo, Mashiro-san~!"
-Oh, Monda... you've really gone off the deep end now.
-"Call your friends, I dare you! This stupid pen of yours'll draw a pretty landscape all over the pavement~!"
-.
-Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh HOLY SHIT
-THAT IS SO SAD, WHAT THE HELL
-Mashiron, you are far too kind.
-Ironic that such honesty hurts as much as any lie he could come up with.
-Skearhead-sama!
-"This is your last chance.
-"Eat it and die fighting the Pretty Cure, or die like the vermin you are."
-I see Empress Underg follows the Mad King Ashnard school of Social Darwinist thinking.
-The little leaf is just as much a story of Mashiro's insecurity as it is a depiction of nature.
-Mashiron...
-Let's fuckin' go.
-Jesus Christ, Skearhead
-That is one big bug.
-GET HIS ASS
-"Here :3"
-Ready, Go~!
-Damn, opening with the paint!
-Always a great time whenever we go hand to hand with a general.
-...well, in a meta sense at least.
-"You can shove your armchair evolutionary analysis up your ass!"
-Shiny~!
-Good morning, Monda. Time to get exorcised~!
-We did it~!
-"You guys... you're all fantastic human beings, huh?"
-"Yeah, sure, just like... maybe stop with the whole lying and cheating thing, yeah?"
-:)
-To the soaring world~!
-Damn, man
-I'm not surprised, but this slapped. Mashiron gets banger episodes, and this is just a perfect culmination of all her character arc. The genuinely charming Little Leaf story, her breaking down crying in Sora's arms, the way she bounces back even after that genuinely brutal reveal, her sticking it to Skearhead, come ON, man!
-Anyway yeah, good episode, what's coming up next time?
-OH FUCK THERE SHE IS
-WAIT WHAT
-OH MY GOD, THE BABY BECAME TALL
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Today we get to (maybe) finally learn a little something about Empress Underg! Yeah, about time, am I right? What exactly inspires so much fear from her minions and yet such unwavering loyalty from Skearhead? What could she have possibly wanted from Elle before? And why does she now seek the Pretty Cure's demise? ...only one of these questions will probably be answered, but hey~!
Spoilers, I guess...
-Shalala Real!
-Ahhhhh, Tsubasa's got the secret to perpetual motion in his lap.
-Ahhhhh, I see. It reverses destruction itself, does it?
-Purifcation~!
-Ohhhhhh
-Oh, that's not a good sign.
-Shalala's gonna be our twist villain, isn't she?
-If I had a nickle for everytime a PreCure series I watched had its real main villain be a high-ranking knight... Actually, I'd probably have several nickles. Y'know, with Butler, Fennel, Joker if you wanna be technical on what a knight is, Kawarino if you also wanna be technical on what qualifies as a main villain... Bah, whatever, point of this scene is!
-Research binges pay off, Tsubasa-kun!
-Ageha's taking you out shopping~!
-Oh... oh wow, you're... hella gorgeous. Goddamn, you've got hips for days.
-And yet Miss Sky Blue Sapphic herself seems to take little notice...
-"These 18-19 year old clothes sure are conveniently fitting on my 30 something frame."
-Absolutely wild that this actual goddamn robot's treated so casually, but uh
-Well, I don't mind too much, this isn't the cyberpunk/psychic powers 2020s I was promised.
-And here Sora sits... alone.
-Not even noticing our dear Mashiron...
-A chance to stretch with the Captain~!
-Into the bushes with you!
-"I suppose a lie's a little too much for a pure-hearted hero-type."
-A moment's hesitation... and all her questions rise to the surface.
-"I'll find my own answer."
-I love how gently the music comes in, only to stop just the same way.
-"I get that. This is my reason though..."
-Introspectiooooooooon~!
-She got you there, Tsubasa-kun.
-The resolve to find that answer's been found!
-Farewell, Shalala!
-...so uh... is nobody gonna accompany her, or...?
-No, okay, that's fine!
-You're finally getting some sunshine, boy!
-Oh fuck, Skearhead.
-Ah, yep~! There it is~!
-"Hmph. Suppose I'll try something simpler this time. Kyoborg! Style on those impudent children."
-If this were anybody but Skeebo, I'd say he did this on accident.
-OH
-OKAY HJKLH
-"Yeah, go talk about this with Skearhead!"
-Good job, Wing-kun!
-Ikki ni ikuze! ...w-wait, no...
-We're gonna fuckin' throw her!
-Fly, Sky~!
-Right outta the sky!
-He can't be all bad with love on his side, right?
-"And?"
-Did your trainer only teach you Shadow Ball, Skeebo?
-Oh, he's doing this Freeza style.
-"This isn't your problem anymore, Cure Sky. The dead have no worries left. Nice job, idiot."
-Naivety becomes her heroic strength.
-Hirogaruuuuu... Sky Punch~!
-"Ohhhhhhh, that's not good."
-Wow, he just noped right out of there.
-Didn't even stay for the finisher.
-...sound tactical move, actually. He avoids the lecture and reports back to the Empress in record time.
-He might have a reason... but is that reason really so good he'd hurt innocent people?
-And still we're not even an inch closer to knowing the truth of Empress Underg...
-The Shalala Twist angle I'm going for seems like an obvious pick, but there's honestly no real way to speculate on what the Empress's is deal is besides how power-hungry and scawy she allegedly is.
-Battamonda~!
-Again~!
-Oh fuck, he's roided out!
-He's finally having that big final villain battle he always wanted.
-Right, see you next time, I guess~!
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Hiiii, this is Mondapan. I'm out looking at the fall colors. Please leave me a message and I'll call you right back.
Another episode about Battamonda! Yeah~! Still~! The surprising kinship between a wannabe royal assassin and human experimentation advocate forced into hiding as a construction worer... and a little lady who wants to be a picture book author when she grows up :)
Spoilers, I guess...
-Ahh, I see Elle-chan's graduated to apples.
-Lots and lots of autumnal flavors~!
-...all gonna be gone in a couple weeks thanks to December. Enjoy this harvest while you can, Sora. You're gonna hear Christmas music until your eardrums become swiss cheese.
-Yep. That's all five things!
-Guess Ageha has no fall plans.
-She can claim victory in the iron stomach category though.
-Creative blocks aaaaaaaaaagh
-You fool~! It must be cutting edge!
-"T... The earth???"
-So stressed not even her wife's touch can rouse her from her death.
-"NOOOOOO MY MATERIAAAALS"
-Awww, Monda-kun, you've really come a long way :) (BATTAMONDA YOU FUCKING BITCH, I WILL SWING YOU BY YOUR ANTENNAE LIKE A FUCKING MORNING STAR)
-Break time :)
-Hello, Kabaton!
-Kabaked potats....
-"Look at this idiot. So far away from his life of villainy. Bet Empress Underg forgot he even existed. ....Please let me come hooooooome! DX"
-Leeeeaves~!
-Making your move I see, Sora.
-Hello, Monda-san.
-...I have to wonder what horrible things happen in the Underg Empire for him to think in such constantly contradictory ways.
-Damn dude, you make Girinma seem stable.
-...oooooh.
-He was busted down there.
-Exactly who is Empress Underg, and for what reason does Skeebo adhere to her so hard?
-Mild working theory: Since we know virtually nothing about her aside from , it's safe to assume she's related to Elle in some way. In a familial sense, maybe, but more obviously as foils for one another. From what little we learn from her brief appearances, it can be safely assumed she's not just despotic but also, as we can infer from her absence when Battamonda took center stage as the villain, very negligent. She didn't bother to scold him once despite his constant fuck-ups, and seems to rely on Skeerhead for everything.
-Okay, this is the good shit right here.
-Ohhhhhh fuck
-It's all a part of nature, Monda. A great big circle of life, like that movie with the lions. ...the good one.
-Really struck a nerve with him.
-Dust in the wind, dear Sora. Just like Kansas said.
-Chilly
-Monda-saaaaaaan?
-Holy shit Skeerhead, you are so coldblooded.
-Mashiron!
-"If you wish to protect whatever life this fool has left, then perhaps in the next world you'll learn to burn the leaves you rake. Kyoborg, splatter them!"
-Prism...
-Oh that's good
-"I suppose five pennies in the gutter are still worth a nickel."
-The one they love, huh?
-Or rather, I suppose the one Skeebo loves.
-That's just the kind of people they are, Monda. Maybe you'll get it one day.
-Oh shush Tsubasa, this was Elle's episode. You sit yo ass down, son.
-Damn good episode this week though.
-All the autumn leaves were gorgeous, Monda and Mashiron's interactions were funny and adorable, the tease of just what the Empress is was fascinating, and Skeebo bounces back from his... frankly kinda pathetic showing last episode as a great villain again!
-...damn I want a hotdog now.
-Ohhhhhh, something big's happening next time, eh?
-Shalala, Skeebo, and a title like that? How could it not?
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Episode 40 of HiroPre! A play wedding, how precious~! Now don't worry, despite initial worries about Toei making it weird, this is all above board and wholesome. Very wild of them to make this the episode there's a delay for though, but I guess life's just funny like that.
Spoilers, I guess...
-I see Sora likes BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs.
-Sagely studies~!
-Oh ye gods, weddings.
-Ohhhh, worldbuilding!
-An all night party following an announcement of engagement. Don't even need to dress up.
-Quite a fun time, actually, I wish weddings in our world were that easy. And it might just be you two up there next, Mashiron~!
-...I have to wonder how polygamy works up there.
-Y'know, now I've got much more PreCure knowledge accrued, I've noticed that the casts have gotten smaller over the years.
-It's not necessarily a bad thing, mind you! It certainly makes sense, as the teams get bigger you'll have less time to devote to big supporting casts, but this has a side effect of us feeling isolated to our heroes.
-We still have plenty of weirdos to go around in Hirogaru Sky, but having more of them stick around more often would be fun. How's Berryberie doing?
-Just sayin', we would've really benefited from a Masukomi, Kaoru, or even a Yuriko.
-Ah, the cake. All the motivation you need.
-Kinda like Booster in Mario RPG.
-Royal wedding, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
-I'm sorry Elle, I don't care how much cake we eat or how shiny your cardboard crown is, nothing can make me give a crap about a royal wedding. In my junior year of high school, people were really going wild for Harry and Meghan, and I had no idea who these people were so I just kinda had to sit there in the corner.
-I see Ageha disagrees.
-Tsubasa-kun, your bowtie is somehow a brighter red than your jacket's orange.
Ageha: You're doing great, boy~! Just think of the doves flying out~!
Tsubasa: No talking during the ceremony!
-Best of friends!
-Ageeeeee~!
-That was nice, wasn't it?
-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there's the rub~!
-I have to hand it to Murase, Tsubasa sounds genuinely terrified here.
-I don't think Yoyo can officiate anything, so
-You should marry Mashiro twice over, Sora.
-I suppose it's not too surprising Elle could develop a crush on Tsubasa, considering he's like... the only boy she knows. Still though, I get why some people were put off by this.
-Frankly, I'm really surprised Toei haven't been doing a Dipper and Wendy ship tease thing with Tsubasa and Ageha. Thank god they haven't, by the way, that was always the worst part of Gravity Falls.
-I guess Toei knew that would be a little much, especially with the (quite understandable mind you) backlash Nozomi and Coco's relationship gets nowadays.
-Nightmare time.
-King Bitchin' Mustache can add Shotgun Papa to his list of titles.
-Even his own parents!
-He has been left comatose.
-That looks like quite a heavy book, I'm impressed she can carry it.
-"Nooooooooooooo?"
-It's always the simplest sentences coming from a kid that kill you, huh?
-Ladies and gentlemen, the bird boy is dead!
-Ageha appears.
-In the pursuit of great knowledge, one has neglected their friendship. A tale as tragic and old as time.
-That uh
-Might've been a good thing to let him in on earlier, Ageha.
-Skearhead appears.
-A wedding beast.
-Majesty leads our charge today.
-Skearhead's not even talking today!
-Oh, nevermind.
-Aaaaand she's caught!
-That Wing, ever gallant a knight and pal.
-Oh cool, team attack. Paralleling the cake cutting.
-Knighthood is much more fun than marriage.
-Friends and family forever!
-I'm... perplexed! I was expecting 24 minutes of mid cringe comedy, and got a fun and sweet exploration of these two characters' friendship instead on top of well executed cringe comedy. What a ripoff.
-I guess if I had to bitch about anything, I think having them talk as Wing and Majesty more would've been a fun way to tie the battle into their conflict.
-Speaking of which, the battle was pretty dang weak, they... absolutely could've done more with that. And why pick a church bell, Skearhead? Like, diegetically. In-universe. Watsonian argument. I usually don't mind this kinda thing, but like... a bell and a holly wreath are very specific imagery to just conjure up out of nowhere, but I think it'd make a lot more sense if Skearhead weren't just... seemingly slapped into the script because they needed a monster fight that episode.
-Like, Skearhead happens to see Elle and Tsubasa's play wedding and considers playing mind games by preying on Tsubasa's worries about the whole thing, or hell, even just wreaking havoc at someone else's wedding to draw out Pretty Cure would've been good enough for me.
-Anyways, forget all that, we're celebrating a harvest next time!
-Hi, this is Mashipan. I'm out looking at the fall colors. Please leave me a message, and I'll call you right back.
-Monda jumpscare.
-Business as usual, we see!
-See you next tiiiime, maybe!
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Pretty Cures! We have two of them now! And a fifth episode! Whoa!
Getting all the early episode conflicts outta the way. Should be plenty of fun! And if not, hey~!
Spoilers, I guess...
-Handwritten letters!
-Bebop really said "Fuck that, I ain't doin' that shit."
-Sora really be doin' night terrors.
-SQUARE?
-Got lazered to death.
-See, my nightmares are usually a lot less direct than that.
-Man, it's so funny to me that sweet superheroine Sora's now sharing a TV block with Compulsive Liar Ace Ukiyo and "King of Evil" Gira.
-This is why Toei gets superheroes. They run the whole spectrum.
-Oh fuck, more ancient legends about monsters.
-Legendary Warrior Pretty Cure. There she is again.
-If I recall correctly, we've had at least one person bearing that title every season since Tropical Rouge.
-I wonder if these ancient superheroes have like a trade union?
-Like
-Riku!Kuuga, Cure Empress, and all the ancient Kyoryugers in a bingo tournament and debating where their royalties are gonna go.
-Ozone Baby's princess magic.
-Ohhhh, Sora's really antsy to get back, huh?
-"How adorable~!"
-ODEN
-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-This guy's been real patient with Pteragordon.
-Free food...
-OHHHHHHHHH
-This lady must be our boss.
-WORKPLACE HARASSMENT
-Unionize.
-Mashiro doesn't believe in copyright infringement.
-Okay, I'm sorry, I should be taking this seriously. but I can't see this empty stretch of road without immediately thinking of that Invader Zim scene.
-You know exactly what I'm talking about.
-She needs to train.
-Ohhhhhhhh, here it comes.
-ODEN, HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US SO
-"I like trains."
-Holy shit, they thinned him.
-He somehow looks even more terrifying.
-Please stand behind the white line, Pretty Cure.
-"Back off, bitches! We're now departing, full speed ahead! ...I wonder if they'll let us on the Shadow Line?"
-Hero Time, once more!
-Thaaaaat's the stuff.
-All alone, Hero Gal?
-"ALL ABOARD THE KNUCKLE TRAIN TO FIST PLANET!"
-Hell yeah Mashiro. Show 'em whatcha got.
-Baby Mandala.
-Ew, no, don't lick your lips.
-Oh...
-First friend...
-Man...
-The path of a hero is a lonely one.
-No man is an island, Sky-chan.
-Better to lose on your own than let Prism put herself in danger, huh?
-Oh, here he comes!
-"Oh, just typical! You know I'm not gonna leave you alone, right!?"
-"YES! Thank you for realizing that!"
-Fast train.
-Buddy!
-Aibo!
-Partner!
-Synonyms!
-"No Elle-chan, your two extra moms aren't fighting! See, getting along perfectly~!"
-Hit by the train.
-*Smeck*
-Sparkle!
-No other word for it than "friend".
-I personally would've said "destined" but y'know.
-Live Elle-chan Reaction.
-OH GOD SPIN TRAIN
-She acknowledges her partnership~!
-Futari wa! Pretty Cure!
-Lots and lots of callbacks.
-Oh shit, trinkets.
-Sky Blue! Prism White!
-Motherfucker Dipped
-PreCure! Updraft Shining!
-"Breakfast is ready, darling~!"
-AAAAAAAH
-Futari Wa! PreCure!
-SUMMER
-Manatsu, baby, it has been SO FUCKING COLD OUT these past few months, you gotta motivate me to think about pina coladas, cheeseburgers, mermaids, beachy things!
-SCHOOL
-...oh yeah, Sora's technically an illegal immigrant, I forgot about that.
-Anyways, Episode 6, can't wait~!
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Spreading sky! Hero gals! Hirogaru Sky! Pretty Cure! This is a... very exciting prospect, of course. Not only is it the 20th series and very close to the franchise's 20th anniversary, but we're jostling a lot of franchise traditions! Blue non-human leader, a full-time male Cure, an (entirely unambiguous) adult!
New town, new me. That also means a new tag!
"Hop! Step! Jump! Hero Gals Dream of the Everlasting Sky!"
Y'know, filter that out if you wanna.
Man, imagine liveblogging a PreCure series on time lmao
Spoilers, I guess...
-The sky!
-Skyloft?
-Oh wow, even got giant birds.
-There's Sora-chan. I'll give you a dumb nickname later,
-Skyland Castle!
-Wonder if we'll run into Spyro the Dragon?
-Maybe if we were on a Nintendo console we'd meet Bowser and Donkey Kong.
-Lotsa cute borbs on Skyland, huh?
-Subarashii~! Hapii Basudei~!
-Princess El. You are... a very interestingly designed baby, I'd say.
-How old are you, a year?
-Oh look it's Bebop from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That's neat.
-Kabaton.
-Gonna bomb a fuckin' baby! Okay!
-"Speed up."
-Don't pay that bird enough for this, Sora-chan.
-It's Hero time!
-Oh shit.
-I enjoyed DePaPre's OP an awful lot, but this
-This is a banger right out the gate.
-Gives me very high hopes for the rest of the soundtrack.
-Oh shit, Futari wa callback.
-Ah, even got a notebook opening for the title card, that's cute.
-P i g
-The 7th Chocobo Cavalry has come rushing in.
-Kabaton-ton?
-Very nimble for a big fella, huh?
-In comes Sora-san.
-Hot damn, this girl's must've done mocap for Mirror's Edge.
-Ain't no stopping this dude.
-Ready... Go!
-"I am the girl from the sky! Of the clear sky clan!"
-
-REALLY now, Toei?
-I ain't even gonna dignify that with a response, I'm just gonna move on with my life.
-Dropped the baby.
-Going into strange holes is generally not advised until you're far older, Sora.
-Hydrogen baby.
-Very cute hydrogen baby, might I say.
-Where we at?
-Drop TWO babies at once!
-Pretty Holic~! They sell stationery too~!
-Hurtling at the terminal velocity of... 2 miles an hour.
-That's a car, those're rolling death machines.
-That's Pretty Holic lipstick, that's what we call a "uniting thread".
-"WHY ARE THESE BIRDS SO TINY?!"
-Mashiro-chan, gotcha.
-Sorashido~!
-"My notebook~!"
-Ahhhh, Skyland script.
-Oh god, he's back.
-Underground!
-Ranborg!
-C
-CureTube.
-Curesta. CureTube.
-Gonna write up my fanfic ideas on my CurePad in Pretty Docs, then maybe post 'em up on Cureblr.
-Using the Octagon-washing-machine to dry Octagon-coats on Octagon-hangers.
-"Mashiro-san! Protect Hydrogen Baby with your life."
-"Noooooo pleeease!"
-Smoked out.
-Hot damn, these're some nice angles.
-"Gimme that baby, extra!"
-A fated duel!
-Oh, he went and done it now.
-Tore up her dreams right in front of her.
-Precuuuuuure!
-It's Hero Time!
-Sky mirage! Tone connect!
-Hirogaru Change! Sky!
-Hop! Step! Jump! Clearly she takes inspiration from Ichika Usami.
-Love the side cape.
-Blue sky soaring to infinity! Cure Sky!
-Sora Harewataru... that is, Cure Sky is our hero for this year. She fights for truth, justice, and a better tomorrow!
-She's not quite flying yet. But she is falling with style.
-That's some impact!
-Hirogaru Sky Punch!
-Dig in peace once more.
-You're safe now, citizen!
-Oh, ED time.
-Don't worry Mashiro-chan, you'll get to be Cure Prism in, say... an episode or two? You're voiced by Rabirin, so your odds are pretty good. There's the lad, Cure Wing, voiced by Don Murasame. And Butterfly-oneesan, I haven't actually heard of Ayaka Nanase till yesterday.
-I love the colored pencil aesthetic, I feel seen.
-Very nice ED, very cute.
-Gotta keep the kid safe.
-I've actually been considering a few of options for my unique liveblog tag.
-"I would fly into the sun if that would keep our dream alive" is fitting, but is a bit... loaded a reference for me to make as a RWBY fan.
-I've considered using the lyrics of the Jetman theme or even some old Superman standards, but I thought those'd be a little obvious.
-My Hero Academia and One Punch Man references were considered, of course, but were discarded.
-I reckon what I chose gets the point across well enough, yeah?
-Kinda newspaper headline-y too, as a bonus.
-Well, you know where to find me for next time! See you on the flip side, citizens!
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For every hero there comes a time when their resolve meets the ultimate strain.
For Cure Sky, that's today.
-Jetavana, huh? That's a monastery in Northern India where Buddha Gautama gave the majority of his lectures later in life. It's open to the public as a historical park, and it's also part of a traditional pilgrimage.
-"Sora? I brought you bread."
-Oh she gone
-Oh man, Mashiro definitely got thrown off with the wording there. I'd know, I was too.
-Hello, Sora's Hot Mom. ...did we keep you waiting for dinner too long?
-R
-Red?
-You are very blue.
-Hello, Sora's Hot Dad.
-Her courage, her dream, even her belief in her friends. Cure Sky vanished with all those things.
-"L + Ratio + You Fell Off!"
-"You can't brood on an empty stomach, Sora."
-Suppose Tsubasa would know a thing or two about a hard fall. Must have some very strong words for Sora.
-Ageha'd like some hospitality
-Ohhhhh she's so smol
-Skies completely full of stars are kinda foreign to me, since I live somewhere with a lot of light pollution. ...and air pollution too, Sky Land's definitely the Elysian fields in comparison.
-An entire meteor shower!
-I can't believe Sora-papa used PK Starstorm.
-Sora-mama's proud.
-Hello, Battamonda.
-"I suppose crushing her dreams just isn't enough... I'll have to really grind her neck into the dirt, make her friends cry too~!"
-Oh, he's gonna make the captain kill someone.
-I have to wonder if Captain Shalala has some kind of awareness about what Battamonda's making her do.
-Sparkle on, Cures. It's Wodin's Day.
-"I'm winning, it counts~!"
-If we're going by Battamonda's logic, then Butterfly just called him a bitch.
-Wan.
-Log splittin'
-Hello, Granny Goodness.
-Can't look Ozone Baby in the eye, huh lass?
-A letter for onee-chan.
-Now it's Mashiron's turn.
-"I overclocked her~!"
-This is her Spider-Man 2 moment.
-You left your girlfriend on read, Sora-chan. That's not especially heroic behavior.
-"My dear hero"...
-Pick it up, Hero Gal.
-Our dreams don't break.
-"Have you ever heard these words, villain!? Plus Ultra! Hirogaru Sky Punch!
-No commentary needed. This is the good shit right here.
-Captain Shalala has been exorcised.
-He has well and truly been defeated. Not even an acknowledgement of his so-called strength or his cunning: just being told that they're here to stop him.
-I think it's rather fitting that he was a grasshopper, considering Toei's other massively successful super hero franchise. N-no, the other one-
-Reclaimed.
-Dream!
-Nozomi, hello~!
-...any news on that Otona Pretty Cure 23 thing? Y'know, no pressure, take your time!
-Very lovely ED, very catchy.
-Oh god, Elle-chan's undergoing metamorphosis.
-She's gonna get real tall real soon, I imagine.
-Okay then, I'm gonna go... do things. Exactly what is unclear to me at the moment, but-
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Cure Sky, student of the Sky Land Divine Fist, battles against the Underg Empire Warrior Kabaton. The porcine plunderer's life hangs in the balance to whether or not he can defeat Sora today. But with the Cures' own lives and Princess Elle's freedom at stake, Cure Sky stands resolute.
As for how this happened...
Spoilers, I guess...
-Oh god, oden. They really ARE fucking with me!
-Ooooooh, sweets~! How delightful~!
-It seems he hit his breaking point.
-"That's it!"
-Nemesis! A proper supervillain!
-Three days!
-Tsubasa's fought Kabaton three times and already he's like "Dude, let it go!"
-Kabaton's got quite a lot of dignity for a first villain.
-Tuei!
-What sort of secret move does Kabaton have?
-...for my sake, I hope comes from the outside of his body.
-Mashiro :)
-Time to train like we've never trained before.
-Tokkun! Tokkun! Tanoshii tokkun~!
-Ageha sure seems confident.
-THEY PUT HIM IN THE BAGS
-TSUBASAAAA
-Oh my god, that's a Rainbow Storm Kamehameha.
-Tsubasa's horrified that he's in an anime.
-Sora, baby, I love you, but goddamn.
-Oh shit, an ancient master.
-Stiff shoulders!
-THE SASS
-You heard it here first, Mashiro. "The bird can talk to birds :o"
-It's okay, we've got this~! You just do your goddamn homework.
-Eagle!
-Martial Squirrel.
-...I wonder if they know Himari?
-We've been out here for days, huh? ...I'm gonna assume their school's on break currently.
-Tsubasa Jumpscare.
-Everybody's rooting for Cure Sky.
-There he is. As promised.
-OH?
-Max Undergu Energy!
-Ranborg! ...Ranpork?
-Time to fly.
-Ohhhh, he's strong strong now.
-Focus!
-Holy shit, he's so fast.
-The absolute strongest!
-This big bacon's beefier than I expected.
-A true watershed moment.
-Cure Sky went through a whole training arc in 12 minutes.
-"Villain, have you heard these words? Plus Ultra! Hirogaru... Sky Punch!"
-"I lost... I lost?"
-Oh no. The Boss has come for a report.
-Here comes the full extent of his desperation.
-Prism, Wing! You guys got this, right?
-Kaboom!
-Protecc the baby
-Purified~! ...and down!
-They took my boy!
-"Goddammit, I can't believe I'm doing this..."
-It was then that Kabaton's heart was purified too.
-"I've lost. Thanks, Cure Sky... I'll remember your name when I reach the Sanzu River. ...River... RIVER?!"
-Grandma Yoyo's got nothing for us.
-Thank you, Oden Man :)
-No matter who our enemy is... the Princess's life is in our hands!
-WHIP ...Step Jump?
-I guess me naming Himari was some form of sweets related clairvoyance.
-Elle-chan walks!
-Guess she's got opinions on shoes.
-Well, I guess I can take it easy next episode. ...that is, if the new Undergu general's not like... Super Joker 2 or something.
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*Deep breath* Wahahahaha~! Make way, peons! It's a festival, a festival I say! Coming to Sorashido City whether you like it or not! Wahahahaha! So... Princess Elle of Sky Land is feeling great sorrow? Well now... we can hardly have that now can we?
This tremendous sweet sixteen for Hirogaru Sky PreCure! Is it a worthy telling of such an iconic legend?
Oh, by the way, by the time you're likely reading this, it's the birthday of our very own Tsubasa Yuunagi~!
By the way, here be spoilers! You'd best tread with caution!
-Everywhere I go... I see his face. Tarou-san...
-Bwuh? Oh yeah, Ranborgs.
-And Captain Shalala just dipped.
-By the way Sora, I'm very proud of you for kicking so much ass last episode, you were awesome.
-Ageha, now hardly seems the time for puns.
-The birthday boy grits his teeth.
-Hello, Yoyo-san.
-"What's their fucking deal, Grandma?"
-Light and shadow. Heaven and Hell. North Carolina and South Carolina.
-Ohhhhhh!
-K
-Kira Kira Energy.
-...this feels oddly familiar.
-An apothecary~!
-Papa, Mama, yes~!
-Aw :(
-Kanashimi o taiji shite yu- No Tsuki! Restrain yourself. It's not yet time.
-Uhhhhh, theme song! I forget if I talked about it yet, but it's delightfully hopeful and (as expected of a Toei franchise) masterfully composed. The percussion especially is immaculate, a good percussion section knows exac
-Onitaijin.
-Ohhhh, puppet show~!
-Pretty Princess Butterfly.
-You are very based, Tsubasa. I forgive you, you filthy crimin- *Smack!* Focus!
-Momotaro~!
-We must hurry to Onigashima.
-Well, we could retell the story with an odd cast from previous seasons... Love/Peach would make a good Momotaro just off her name alone, you could make a strong argument for casting Kokone/Spicy or Akira/Chocolat as the dog, Asuka/Flamingo of course could be the pheasant as it's a neorinthe like a flamingo...
-I'm not quite sure who'd be the monkey in this case. ...Ako/Muse, perhaps? I'm genuinely not sure, I only started watching Suite a little while ago, but she does give me monkey vibes. Minori/Papaya'd make a good substitute if you don't think that counts though.
-She shreep
-Puppet play~!
-Don! Don! Donbura ko!
-Don Elletaro~! Fully formed and armed to the teeth!
-Prop recycling~! Wouldn't be a Toei production without it, huh?
-Well, you know how it is, Mashiron! Everybody loves to play with the tropes of fairy tales~! It's why we as a society love Shrek so much. And RWBY... and I guess if you're me, Saber.
-Yooooo! Nippon Ichi!
-Dango~!
-Furry Sora Jumpscare!
-Keep your face out of the kibble and we'll be just fine.
-Free Bread~!
-Elleeeetaro Zan, Elletaro Zan!
-And now... a Haiku.
Light from the blue sky
Caught in the shining prisms
Rainbows gayly form.
-Y'know, Shinichi would be giving Mashiro girl advice. And she'd go for it.
-We're all going pretty quick, eh? Mmmm... Momotaro had to do a bit of walking after.
-...there is a surprising (read: distressing) level of similarity between Tsubasa (Yuunagi, moderate amount of issues) and Tsuyoshi (Kijino, lots of issues).
-Y'know, male character in a predominantly female role, used for comic relief fairly often, being wildly popular among fans on Tumblr... all I'm saying is you might wanna keep an eye on Wing's love life. For his sake, and ours.
-We laughed, we cried, we had wacky misunderstandings, we had insane romance subplots, people died and came back, Kaito was there...
-To the port!
-Onigashima! Where the ogres gather.
-Ohhhhhhh
-There's something about the Underg, huh Granny?
-Elletaro's companions stand resolute in spite of their fears.
-This is the good stuff.
-...apparently the princess isn't quite a big fan. ...give it a few more minutes, it'll be really good.
-Here comes creepy Battamonda~! Who... most assuredly is not a Noto analogue. That's probably better reserved for Captain Shalala or from a certain perspective Kabaton.
-Oniiiiiiiiii~!
-Ageha may be voicing the Oni, but she's definitely no Haruka. ...if anything, she's much more of a Jiro type. Arguably even more so than whatever Fifth Cure we'll be getting.
-Hirogaru-ki!
-The special effects are ruined! Your suit budget is in shambles! The shippers are going apeshit!
-She walks!
-She speaks!
-She's done it!
-Baa~!
-The cloud has lifted.
-For Elletaro! Princess Elletaro~!
-...so uh... where're Sora's parents in all this?
-I don't mean to ruin this nice moment, but I find it a little concerning that they don't seem to have been appearing much.
-BIRDS
-"What up, fellas?"
-Instead of kidnapping, Battamonda prefers a spot of murder.
-Whoa, perfect catch!
-Hell yeah, Prism Punch!
-I love how floaty these fight scenes are.
-Down they go!
-Eat my ass, Battamonda.
-Keep moving forward! The princess says so!
-Wahahahahahahahaha! Shine on, dear companions!
-Whoa! Flash Bang!
-Man, the Sky Mirage just seems like a really neat little toy to play with.
-Into the mirror~! Okay!
-Mermaid Aqua Pot Moment.
-Have you considered maybe you're just a moron?
-Thank you again, Elle-chan.
-Walk style.
-Elletaro-san~! Elletaro-san~!
-Bread...
-So let's get the party started~! Don Don, Iitokomikke~! Tokuige! Ni mune harou ze Brother! WOO!
-Ah, uh, outro, outro! Very catchy, love the rhyme structure, the Butterfly teasing is making me seethe and cope, get your skinny ass in there already babe.
-Mashiron must run! And never look back!
-Now if you excuse me, I do believe I have an installment of a certain other franchise to get back to. One that also involves floating sky kingdoms, ancient legends, knights and heroes, a pig-themed villain, wildly bucking franchise conventions, gender stuff, and horrifying underground monstrosities.
-...look I could've just said "Zelda" and there'd have been no question, but that's okay, see youuuuuu~!
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Here comes the boy! Cure Wing~! Funny how Murase-san went from the sharks to the birds, huh? First (main) Male Cure~! And he's a vibrant orange, too~!
I have no idea what to expect, but... Well, he's really bustin' down them gender roles, I can tell ya that much.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Borb
-Borb and baby
-Caught her!
-He vanish!
-"You there, bird! Did you catch this infant?"
-Man, I've held off on talking about Cure Wing's design... and I'm gonna do that longer, haha~!
-Birdie can't fly. He's very penguin-like.
-I see Elle-chan's just vibing at the dinner table.
-Sora speaks bird!
-All Skylandians do!
-"WHAT THE FUCK, BIRDS!?"
-Model Peacock~!
-Butler Pigeon~!
-Instant dinner is a ways off, Mashi-ron.
-...Mmm, Instant Dinner...
-Not even a Spicy Fish.
-School's done! Now to put my girlfriend in cryosleep~!
-He was spotted!
-MY MANS JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW
-RUN BOY
-Bird-boy!
-Borb.
-Tsubasa~!
-Puni Baado~!
-Man, somebody should really install guard rails in Skyland.
-I seee... Storm Portals.
-Sorashido's a dumping ground, huh?
-A reflex~!
-"...you scare me :("
-WAN
-She's so mean to this bird, holy fuck
-Is Sora racist?
-Hey, I guess that's another thing like old American comics~!
-I'm kidding, I'm kidding, please, I don't actually think this is the case.
(Addendum, 3/27/2023 2:51PM: Hi, this is Tsuki from the future. I don't usually do this, but I want to inform you that I made a massive error here. I was, just a little bit before the time of this edit, made aware of the actual context of this scene being that Sora's distrust of Tsubasa stems from him randomly appearing in Elle's room while Kabaton was going around trying to kidnap her, and thus it's entirely reasonable that she assumed he was an accomplice.
I obviously intended it as a stupid joke, but it was one that completely missed the point of the scene and, looking back now, just reads as very baseless and mean. I have no idea how I misinterpreted the scene this badly, considering she interacted with the other sentient birds of Skyland just fine in the first episode, but I did. I wasn't paying full attention to the episode, this is all my fault. And I do apologize for it.
We now return to your (irregularly) scheduled programming.)
-Plaaaane
-Chemtrails.
-SHE GONE
-"Observe."
-She stand!
-They catch!
-Tsubasa's quite a chill lad, isn't he?
-"Aerodynamics."
-Quite an immense science for a youngling.
-Don't laugh at the borb boy.
-The lad wants to soar.
-Ahhh, I see... the Puni Bird Tribe can't fly.
-Poor lad's just flailing.
-"Tsubasaaaaa!"
-Holy fuck, your dad is a Chad.
-It's a good thing fall damage doesn't apply to Pretty Cure characters, huh?
-Borb Boy and Hero Girl have become besties!
-Drones. My God.
-Kabaton Orders Drone Strike in Sorashido City, Millions Dead
-"This is a disrespect of science"
-Defend the Baby
-It's Hero Time~!
-Okay, there she goes!
-There calls Ageha, at the exact time.
-"Dude, holy shit, there's so much violence happening here!"
-You know what you must do, lad.
-Fly, my son!
-Oh
-Okay, no transformation today. ...well, not into a Cure, at least.
-Nodaka, hello~! I've been doing my best to keep myself healthy.
-Uhhhhh
-Cure Wing's hat and vest are super cute and the way his hair feathers is really neat, there I commented on his drip.
-They're holding this lad in the back.
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Hewwoooooo
Yet again it's Hirogaru Time.
In which we finally restore the King and Queen and Elle-chan gets all glowy once more.
Uhhh... that's all I know.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Kira Kira Potion~!
-Good news, Sora-chan~! We
-HONTO DESU KA!?
-Captain Shalala, good morning. How's your body treatin' you?
-Back to Sky Land we go~!
-Beryberie~!
-Good work team.
-Awakened~!
-Awwwww, das nice
-She speaks~!
-Our exploits are becoming known, far and wide~!
-Had to zoom your folks right away, huh Tsukasa?
-Ei! Ei! Oh!
-A parade for the Cures!
-So yes, Jimmy-Jimmy, there have been parades honoring Pretty Cure, but don't let that from stopping you from organizing your own. She can be the Grand… Marshal.
-Ageha's got a way with birds, huh?
-It's okay, Mashiro! You just gotta approach the Chocobo with care and. Remember, the ones that win races have better chances at producing colored offspring.
-They can smell dread.
-Sharara-taichou~!
-Too much of a girlboss to be injured for too long.
-More friends...
-"Me and the Queen~!"
-...that's interesting. Does this perhaps imply that the King married into the royal family?
-"Vroom Vroom?"
-Her impersonation is quite impressive.
-:O?
-Oh! Apparently these two were chosen.
-...well, "El" does mean "god" in Hebrew.
-Dall Bonuts.
-...I hope we get something for Wizard's 10th anniversary soon.
-You and me, we come from different worlds. You like to laugh at me when I look at other girls.
-A miracle.
-"Brave PreCure! Uh... we need another favor, sorry."
-Man, we're just shuffling her around everywhere, huh?
-The Morning Star~! Handed down by God herself.
-Temporary parents, ow.
-That's mean, God.
-I guess that explains why she was already so big.
-Ohayo, Elle-chan.
-...what a gentle pair, that King and Queen are.
-"The princess of Sky Land came out of the sky!?"
-Elle's also got youse guys. Two moms, an older brother, a yahoo aunt, and a wizard granny.
-"There is nothing left you could learn from me."
-A return...
-Meanie Cloud.
-...y'know I can't think I make fun of that, that's exactly what these things are.
-Oh well, this is for a fantastic reason~!
-Ready Go! Chasing the gloom away, Hirogaru Sky PreCure~!
-Ourple!
-Wanderful~!
-One great big sky.
-That was nice, wasn't it~?
-Not a whole lot really happened, but I guess that's okay. To be honest, I think having a little less happen than usual is a bit refreshing for Super Hero Time.
-Anyways, now that I said that, let's go to the zoo~! And have somethhing go horribly wrong, assumedly~!
-...Linebackers???
-...I don't think that's what I meant when I said "let's go to the zoo".
-...that is, unless next season's all about American Football. (The sport, that is, not the band.)
-Idk, I woke up early this morning in the middle of a thunderstorm.
#Hop! Step! Jump! Hero Gals Dream of the Everlasting Sky!#pretty cure#precure#hirogaru sky pretty cure#hirogaru sky spoilers#hirogaru sky precure
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