#He's spent so much time around Bill and his ilk that none of this shit surprises him anymore | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

tswwwit · 19 days

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lmao imagine if familiar au them accidentally spark a weird craze for dating/marrying humans amongst demons?? like, bill pulled it off *too* well. suddenly every demon thinks human flings are the shit. having a human date at your side is the new fashion trend. people find themselves making deals not in exchange for their souls, but being a date to the next big fancy event. then everyone comes to their senses and it just becomes that one phase everyone simultaneously agrees never to speak of again. CRAZY

#answers #Turns out that dating a human/demon is not for the faint of heart #For either of the participants #Bill thinks the fad is hilarious because of course he does #It's very chaotic #Dipper just has to shake his head at how foolish other humans can be #Though I imagine if one of those humans came up to him and was like. Oh god my date is turning inside out and just devoured half his sister #He'd be like yeah they do that sometimes #He's spent so much time around Bill and his ilk that none of this shit surprises him anymore #This is very unhelpful if you're hoping to get advice #There's also a lot of attempting to convince people that no. No you can't 'fix him' holy shit #Like yes Dipper's doing well but he knew better than to try and 'fix' the guy. You wanna date a demon then this is what you get

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