svsss pokemon AU wips that I cleaned up a bit of my drafts
I picked Grovyle for Shen Qingqiu bc I think he has more of an aloof resting face, and I needed a pokemon with arms and legs, or else where is the fear to become a human?pokemon? stick?
Some pokemons have their usual anatomy, others were yassified(¿) to make them more appealing to the general imaginary public(¿ of whatever Airplane was writing in this au, probably a crack fic that went a bit too far from being just a joke
Growlithe White Lotus Bingup vs Arcanine Black Lotus Binghe, his fluffysness amplified X100! (I saw someone around here say growlithe of hisui was perfect for Binghe and I never let it go)
Some Moshang poke vers 💙💛 I think airplane would indulge himself a bit and make his fave oc a legendary (and a bit of searching told me there are a few Articunos around so Linguang Jun is another one too, just bigger and meaner)
cringe cumplane stuff
(Also in my hc this is another reason to why Sqq couldn't even fanthom the idea of Arcanine!Binghe being interested in him. He is an old cranky lizzard in a world of cute furry girls? It just doesn't make sense! Why would binghe prefer this old grass lizzard???)
And Bingqiu pokemon ver ❤💚 Binghe still being a big puppy♡ (grovyles are likely 0,90m tall and Arcanines are like 2,00 m tall so yeah big BIG boy Binghe)
him having bad days and just wanting to get in the damn ocean and swim with the fishies !! fish have thoughts but they r so simple minded that its just a gentle murmur and its so lovely for him !!
the ocean is so beautiful to him !! its one of the few things he allows himself to take comfort in !! my boy can literally make friends with sharks and he does !!
IMAGINE any of his friends being scared of the ocean and wanting to get over their fear and saiki is like. i can literally show you the beauties of the world. the wonders of the earth. let me show you.
cuz he probably gets to be a really REALLY good swimmer because of his mer shenanigans.. he takes his friends diving (not very far/deep) and holds their hands and shows them beautiful things..
they watch him pet sea creatures that they wouldnt have even thought to get near and are just like.. huh..
Sometimes Doug wondered why he even bothered coming back down here. Better to die up on the surface, penniless and without healthcare, than to continue to linger like a specter around this miserable machine.
God, I hate the GLaDOS Project, he thought.
also doug rattmann, not three seconds later, in the same fic:
Worming through her twisting knots of cable was a religious experience, one could say. A person simply had to enter her guts to see why the GLaDOS Project changed its scientists; why so many had staked their careers on the bone-white cleats from which her components hung.
There is nothing fucking funnier than Luo Bingge x a Shen Yuan who never transmigrated. Heavenly Demon Emperor Luo Binghe, the Ultimate Protagonist, who seduced and married 300 women, crossing universes for some modern "straight" fanboy who's been sitting in the dark reading smut novels just to leave essay-long hate-comments.... Honestly I'm forgiving SQQ's obliviousness, this shit does NOT compute
I love Medea "Books, I could read, and swords, I could swing. Everything else came easily, but it was so difficult to be loved" Solon being loved by Psyche "and her brilliant kindness" Callista
So I have over 80,000 words of half-finished fanfic (two Toriko fics, one Transformers with an OC) that I've been working on for a WHILE, and then not working on for a while longer, and I would love to get those finished. So I am actually? Writing??? Right now, I have made minor progress on the next chapter of the Demon AU, and it's about halfway done, so. Progress!
Let me know if you want to cheerread and/or do writing sprints together. :3
i have a concept for regurein reverse au where regulus is a royal knight (thriving; the type of knight from whom julius neded to protect subaru by beating shit out of him; (rightly) considered a class traitor by felt and humiliated by her mercilessly daily) and reinhard is a witch cultist (utterly miserable; ran away from his home and responsibility and family and mixed up with a wrong crowd; mostly just stands there menacingly; lye correctly identifies him as a boiling pan with a lid welded to it and wants to see what happens). it would be really funny To Me and also would involve 1) julius and felix coping and seething 2) reinhard exuding absolutely rancid toxic positivity vibes completely by accident (he is sirius favourite because of it) and 3) heartbreaking: the worst knight of lugunica is simping for the most dangerous man in the witch cult