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tswwwit · 3 months

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Not sure if this has been brought up before but, Billdip with a pet?

Neither of them really seem like Pet guys to me, more like Stuff In Jars kinda guys. But maybe petsitting for Mabel or someone else? I think the minute Dipper showed any affection for something other than Bill he would get really jealous and Dipper would think it's very funny and very annoying. I specifically like the idea of Bill vs a cat bc I think they would HATE him on instinct and they'd definitely hiss at eachother. Bill's very much of the opinion that pets are useless brainless hunks of flesh that eat your food, but he's also got very little competition in terms of Affection coming from Dipper and if HE doesn't get pets and treats, neither does this stupid creature that skulks around the house eating spiders and ripping up the carpet. That's BILL'S job

They really are both kinda Stuff In Jars guys, aren't they?

That being said, Dipper's absolutely the type to get suckered in by something cute if it showed him attention and affection. Likely he found it on the street, or rescued it from a monster; then of course claim he'd only keep it for like a day before bringing it to a shelter. Maybe two.

And he would, too! He is Responsible™ and wouldn't want to introduce a poor innocent animal to the vicinity of Bill.

UNLESS said creature was very Clever and Conniving and wormed its way into his heart, using all kinds of dastardly tricks and loving affection. Then two days turns into three, and to a week, until Bill knows with Dread Certainty that this slimy little hairball is here to stay.

It's probably a cat, let's be honest.

If for no other reason that Bill doesn't seem at all like a Dog Person. If he had to take that thing for WALKS and PICK UP after it, it'd be about two hours before he 'accidentally' left the door open during hours of heavy traffic - whereas a cat is standoffish and independent enough that they can safely spend their days ignoring each other in the same room.

But you just KNOW that he seethes with jealousy anytime Dipper gives that miserable feline a gentle kiss on the forehead.

#answers #See this is where you went wrong Dipper #You shoulda put Bill and the cat in separate rooms so they could sniff each other under the door and get used to each other that way first #So they don't immediately get all hissy at each other #The cat and Bill basically are roommates on chilly terms #Bill sees little benefit to the animal but Dipper really loves it so *shrug*#Can't just toss it in the closest Many-Devourer's gaping maw #Though maybe he does warm up to the thing in some ways!#Gotta admit it's a great accessory to have in his lap and pet while he's giving a menacing villain speech #Since Dipper never agrees to do it instead :(#Bill in turn has such very very tempting sunbeamlike body heat so the cat might Use him for Warmth on occasion #Oh! But Bill 100% warms up quicker if there's something Weird about the kitty #Like if it has scales or breathes fire or has pharyngeal jaws #He very much approves of that

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obeythedemons · 3 years

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Can you do brothers with mc who short like there are 4ft 11in tall.

Ah, so MC is as tall as my mother. Don't tell her I told you all, she likes to say she's five foot

I also headcanon all of the demons as being rather tall, so this could be applicable to nearly everyone

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Lucifer

Is more worried that the human will get hurt for Lord Diavolo's exchange program

Makes sure Mammon keeps a closer eye on them

The man's also naturally a fast walker and has long legs, so that means he covers large distances far faster than MC could

He has to remember to slow down when he's walking with MC

Once he becomes more attached to MC, he makes them hold his hand so that he doesn't get too far ahead of them

Mammon

The human bein' small just means that he's gotta hold 'em to protect the more, no other reason

Will begrudgingly give them piggyback rides

Not actually begrudgingly, he usually kneels in front of them for them to climb up without them asking

It's more like he wants them to pet his hair, but they're too short to normally do so

Pet his hair when he's giving you a piggyback ride, MC!

Leviathan

He almost immediately realizes that MC is close to the size of a body pillow

His face will turn a bright red and he'll have issues looking MC in the eye for a while

He'll want to hold MC when sleeping but will die before he ever admits it

He may sit closer to MC when playing video games, trying to control the urge to hold them close to him

Thinks MC is too cute

Satan

Doesn't particularly care at first

But then realizes MC's the perfect size to sit on his lap while he reads to them

His favorite past-time is now pulling MC into his lap to read to them

He nearly dies everytime MC falls asleep in his lap

They're small just like a kitten and it's too much for him

Asmodeus

Ah, MC is almost as cute as him!

Sort of treats MC like a accessory to exemplify his beauty

Makes sure that their outfits are always coordinated

Likes to lift MC up from the ground and spin them around as he gives them a hug

Is almost always practically draping his body over them

Beelzebub

The drive to protect them is even greater now

Likes to carry them around, either piggyback ride or in his arms, it doesn't matter

He just likes knowing that they're safe in his arms

Is scared he'll hurt them at first because the demon's huge and strong

But he's very careful with his strength around them

Makes sure MC eats enough - humans need to eat more to get big, right?

Doesn't realize MC is done growing vertically

Belphegor

Like Levi, thinks MC makes for a great body pillow

Unlike Levi, he's not shy about it

Likes to hold them close to him while he naps

Will either pull them down to lay next to him or lays his head on their legs while holding onto their waist

Will make fun of how short MC is and puts things in high places

That way MC has to ask him for help

He'll only help them if they give him cuddles

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