Perla di poesia dai Bridgerton 🎀 che ci è parsa assolutamente canon anche per Good omens

mahmood: BABY NON RICHIAMERÒ 📞✨ TUTA GOLD. 7/02 🐄

Cose di A Teacher imparate dal liveblogging della dash di ieri:

Simone è il figlio del professore (l'ho capito solo ora rip)

In Rai non sanno fare un cazzo

Dove c'è il nome Mimmo c'è criminalità

In Rai non sanno fare un cazzo 2.0

Dante il professore passa il tempo a incontrarsi biblicamente con chiunque al posto di fare lezione

dall'alto delle mie 4 puntate di Mare fuori, pensare a una ship tra Cardiotrap e Chiattillo mi manda vagamente fuori

In Rai non sanno fare un cazzo 3.0 (manco il fanservice)

Mi sono persa qualcosa?

consider: carlitos @ jannik

Sentirsi rappresentati da simobale che dopo la relazione cucciolina si sveglia e si rende conto che il fuckboy de sto cazzo a cui scroccava l'erba è un coglione

ennesime foto stunt a civita ma questo commento vince su tutti

Porca puttana se vince Ultimo il mio vicinato chiamerà la polizia pensando che ci sia stato un omicidio nel mio appartamento

Mamma mi compri la trattora?

Mia sorella sta per vedere il film 🥲👍🏻

Anon, Pavard può giocare al centro così il povero Acerbi rifiata un po'. Bisseck - Pavard - Bastoni sarebbe un gran bel trio da vedere.

Ma penso che all'anon non freghi nulla a questo punto, l'importante è che se ne vada shduhdfusg

buongiornissimo e buon voto così:

I kinda recall you mentioning that Judas works under Satan (?) why is he in the Basement? Is he trying to catch/kill Isaac for Satan (or whoever)? Also what’s he like, he’s my babygirl

Oh Judas, wet sopping beast of a guy, absolutely miserable, straight up a moist paper tissue.

!!!SUICIDE MENTIONS!!!

After betraying Jesus and hanging himself he was not surprised to be in Hell, but he really did not want to do much other than suffer for all eternity at first. Like yeah, just dunk me in lava or something, I deserve it. Satan, of course, has other plans, and knows exactly what to do to get him on his side.

So he calls him, and tells him about how Peter renounced Jesus' teachings in front of him, three times, and yet he died a saint, an evangelist, chosen by God. Judas is confused, why was Peter forgiven then? And the Devil says how it's unfair, that Judas had punished himself, that he had died to repent, that he was a true martyr, even more than Peter or even Christ.

Big disclaimer: Judas killed himself because he could not live with his guilt after trying to turn over the prize money, Peter felt the same exact guilt and yet picked himself up and apologized and was there to look at his dearest friend die. Peter accepted his wrongdoings and moved on, that is what got him forgiven (and in Heaven, too).

And deep down, Judas knows. Judas knows he's in the wrong when he swears to wotk for Satan, Judas knows it's wrong to tempt people, Judas knows it's wrong to write a book of spells to use to become more and more demonic. But when you're in an echo chamber, when everybody praises you for it, it's hard to admit it even to yourself.

Judas ended up in the Basement after Satan realized Azazel failed and turned on him. He does not necessarily think Judas is better at this job, especially because he cannot reach to talk him directly, but Judas is not only competent, but a perfect little puppet, so of course he goes...

Judas is, for lack of a better word, absolutely pathetic. He tries hiding his insecurities in a thick layer of holier than thou (or hellier?) attitude, thinking he's best for following someone actually strong like Satan. As you can imagine he's not popular in the group at first, he comes off as an obnoxious prick, and solidifies it when he treats people he knew in life (Laz, Maggie, and Bethany to an extent) like stains on his jacket. He has a begruding respect for Azazel and Lilith as fellow demons, and honestly thinks Samson is just a beefy idiot, he will eventually pick him up and break him in half like a twig, cuz he gets on everyone's nerves. Also no one allows him close to Isaac, they do not trust him not to hurt or manipulate him, and Azazel and Cain like to get on his nerves on purpose.

Trust me when I say, at some point someone gets tired of his shit and rips him a new one, on how he let his life go to down a drain hole because he could not admit he let greed consume him, and how since he cannot go "woe is me" he's just getting worse and worse to avoid trying to fix one mistake, just giving up on it. We'll se what happens later ( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)

Già perché oggi non è stata abbastanza una giornata di merda, ho appena scoperto di aver vinto i cosiddetti "Stronz Award 2022", chi vuol intendere, intenda, però una cosa la voglio dire; se hai problemi con me, me lo vieni a dire senza fare tutta questa sceneggiata.