Patron strawberry

A villain discovers that there is a man that all class A is fond of, who is not a hero, so in revenge for something he decides to use his quirk on him, because since he is not a hero, he will surely not be trained and will be a prey simpler. His quirk is a kind of mental control where he speaks in his victim's head and through compulsions makes she/he do what he wants. And ichigo just sighs and is like, great another crazy homicidal voice that wants me to kill everyone and the villain like, what do you mean another one!!!!????, when he hears a whisper in his ear, in the real world that says, you know, it's rude to steal someone's main trick and he just, goes and turns himself in because he'd really rather go to tartar than keep dealing with this shit.

Honestly, all of Ichigo's little brain/soul demons are kinda of getting tired of all these idiots attempting to waltz into Ichigo's brain. But, at the same time, it's also kind of entertaining because it has been a good long while since anyone tried anything so fucking stupid.

Everyone in their home universe knew better.

Patron Strawberry of 1A AU

Imagine if Muramasa was also in Ichigo's mindscape

Mandalay trying to connect during Summercamp arc

Shiro Zangetsu, lying on his hammock: Yo yo yo Aibou ain't in at the moment, this be his sword speaking. He'll get back to ya so stop botherin'. You lucky I ain't hungry.

Muramasa, filing his bigass nails: Please leave a message after the beep(the beep is an ear splitting hollow screech because he would)

Zangetsu Ossan, sighing: I'll put you through. Please wait a moment

Ichigo: Oh hey Mandalay what's up?

Mandalay......softly but with immense feeling: what the fuck?

Years later when the OFA vestiges become more powerful and Mandalay happens to hear the vicious Monopoly game going on in Izuku's head all the while said boy looks like sunshine incarnate though his head is filled with the most graphic death threats

Mandalay: Holy shit there's two of them

Mandalay just rocking back and forth on the ground because that's not how her quirk works, how are they doing this?, what aRE THEY???

For the patron saint Ichigo au a couple years down the line people eventually start to pray to Aizawa as well. He doesn’t really notice but slowly his joints hurt less and his dry eyes take longer to affect him. He thinks that it’s because his strawberry headache enforces self care ( some of it is but not all). 500 years later all of 1-A are worshiped as their children similar the Greek pantheon

(I just really don’t want actual deity! Ichigo to end up alone in a hundred years)

You know what? I could see it happening.

Cause look, Ichigo's a world breaker right? And now he's not even in his original world.

He is very much an Other in a world already one step off from normal.

So there's no telling what him leaking cosmic, eldritch energy into his surroundings would end up doing to people who are intimately close to him.

What I'm really saying here is that Aizawa's gonna end up catching Godhood like an STD.

1a patron ichigo watching the ua sports festival for the first time and going “it’s baby’s first bloodsport!”

Aizawa: you know for some reason I thought you'd have a problem with the Sports Festival

Ichigo: *absently* Oh I've got complaints but if they're gonna be fighting it's better they get some experience somewhere with some guardrails before they hit an actual battlefield.

Aizawa: Fair

Ichigo: Plus my teacher killed me for the first time when I was 15. It worked out pretty well for me but this is safer for them.

Aizawa:

Aizawa: What?

For Patron Strawberry God of UA, I can just imagine Ichigo kinda dropping all the crazy sh*t he went through in a casual conversation. Like "invading the afterlife/pugatory/hell" (Ichigo does a lot of B&E on a cosmic scale) or "tore up my soul to bind a god for a hundred thousand years." But like in totally chill conversations. People hear it kinda in the background and do a double take. Todoroki starts a notebook.

"Oh yeah, I love black cats because once a black cat helped me break into the afterlife and start a coup."

And thats how everyone slowly realizes Ichigo might be god.

Ichigo is fully willing to gaslight/gatekeep/strawberry boss out and away from any conversation he doesn't want to have but he has also long since hit the point in his life where he has negative fucks to give about pretending to be normal.

Especially around these people who are all obviously strange as fuck in their own ways.

So yeah things start casually slipping out.

Plus he's used to almost everyone around him being pretty clued in on the shit he always ends up getting into so he doesn't really remember or feel the need to filter himself too much after he settles into 1-A and UA as a whole being a part of his life now.

So… for the Patron Strawberry Au, long haired Ichigo yes?

Yes yes absolutely fucking yes

If Ichigo already has favorited Tokoyami, I can only imagine what goes down in the whole Hawks and Hero Commission problem. The Hero Commission would absolutely give Ichigo C46 vibes, and if one of his gremlins wants something? They get it. Tokoyami wants Hawks free and safe? Ichigo will gift wrap the chicken and hand him over. None of this even mentions how hard Ichigo would kin Hawks as a fellow powerful person basically groomed from birth to be a weapon and had no choice about it.

Oh yeah Ichigo would take one look at Hawks situation and be like "that's free little brother real estate"

for the patron strawberry au: do you think when he shows up at the camp and Mandalay is like cool i'll connect to his mind! and shiro puts her on hold. like, how are you doing that, what do you mean ichigo will get back to me when he can who are you. until suddenly zangetsu answers super exasperated like this is ichigo's sword i'll put you through, and ichigo is like oh you are new.

Oh Oh god I'm just imagining the look on her fucking face because that's not how her quirk works, that's not how any of this is supposed to work, what is he???

Meanwhile Shiro is chilling in Ichigo's soul, filing his nails into points and waiting until he has a chance to go ape shit again. Because with Ichigo there will inevitably be a chance.

The old man maintains that he wishes he could get drunk because different universe or not Ichigo always gets into some shit.

Ichigo was at first remakrably chill at what he thought was a sudden new voice in his head cause by this point if he developed a sentient quirk or something he'd probably just let it fight for soul room with the other two and go about his day. But once he realizes it's Mandalay he's just like "yeah you might not want to ever do that again, or at least like knock first or something. you're lucky you didn't get eaten."

And everyone else is like "w-what? whAT?"

Ichigo: I said what I said.

about the strawberry patron AU and people being bewildered by the kinds of things Ichigo says, I'd like to think that half of them would want to know in a purely "who is this megalomaniac hater I know nothing about and how can I help you make them pay for the audacity" capacity. (Shouta for sure, and at least half the 1A class)

Also, I think it's been some time since I last told you that I love pretty much everything you write, every deranged plot you cobble together, and your vibe is fucking immaculate. Please have a wonderful weekend!

Oh yeah Ichigo drops enough random one-liners and hints about some of the obviously traumatic shit he went through so casually that everyone else is like "who?? what?? We'd just like to talk!!" because while they know Ichigo obviously Handled It(TM) they'd still like to get their own licks in too even if it's after the fact.

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Was reading Patron Strawberry again and something caught my eye and imagination. "Ichigo: I smell megalomaniacal god complex having hater bullshit and I will be having exactly none of it this time" All I can see is Ichigo saying that or something to that effect and whoever hears him practically screeches "WHAT DO YOU MEAN /THIS TIME/???" because they would've heard about some megalomaniac going up against Ichigo at some point in the past, right? Right??? 😂

Oh people absolutely have questions like this about some of the shit Ichigo says but my boy is ready and willing to pull a Kisuke and gaslight/gatekeep/strawberry boss his way out of a conversation if he has to/wants to.

That being said over time they'll start learning more and more and they're all gonna be shook.

may have went trawling thru ur patron strawberry of 1a tag again bc it’s one of my fave AUs and towards the beginning it was mentioned that ichigo maybe ended up in bnha land bc his universe/authorities/SS decided he was too fuck off strong and basically banished him and it just occurred to me that. the next time they have a problem that calls for ichigo and his strength, because of course problems don’t just stop happening, they’d have to come sniffing around for him, but they’d find him with 20(+) students with diverse powers prepared to defend him from the fuckers who did him dirty, and that’s not even including the UA staff and aizawa???

i just want whoever forced ichigo to a completely unfamiliar universe with no one but his hollow and zanpakutou for company to be curbstomped. i feel like that’s only right. i also feel like it would be an interesting way to add conflict.

but mostly for the curbstomping.

Not sure how much, if any, of Ichigo's native universe will actively come into play post him getting yeeted into BnHA but yeah if someone did manage to come after him for whatever reason not only would they find out that "oh Ichigo's an even bigger cosmic horror in this universe than he is at home" but that now he has 20+ little overpowered terrors, a possessive partner with two hands and 0 fucks to give, and a variety of other teachers/heroes willing to go to bat for him. Not that Ichigo actually needs the protection but still.

They'd open their mouth to speak disrespectfully to Ichigo one time and/or demand something from him and they'd just be autodeleted from existance.

Starwberry Patron God AU

So i know Ichigo would probably come before this moment BUT remember in canon when Izuku is being crushed by Muscular and he apologies to his mom and mentally call for All Might?

Yeah so he does that but at some point he calls for Ichigo. It counts as a prayer and back to Musutafu Ichigo hears this begging whispers that sounds like one of his kids and just shunpo there.

RIP Muscular he won't survive to attack Izuku again later

(Also i wonder what he would do with the raging Dark Shadow in the forest)

Oh oh no that works so well.

Maybe Ichigo was supposed to go to the camp but was kept back for some reason, Nedzu scheming again probably, and one night Ichigo just hears this little whimper in the back of his mind and he's gone before he even realized he moved.

Izuku fights Muscular and right before he goes to collapse down onto his knees, to rest for at least a moment before he runs back into danger, Ichigo catches him before he hits the ground.

Joke’s on him, the nearest temple is dedicated to Ichigo

Nighteye gonna end up so traumatized that if anyone mentions a word that even begins to sound like Ichigo or Kurosaki he's just gonna hang up on em even if it's an in person conversation.

Man can't even look at strawberries in the grocery store anymore.

(Patron Saint of Strawberry) Dabi tries to set Ichigo on fire and he just thanks him, it was getting a little cold out (it's 10 degrees freezing). Tomura tries to disintergrate him and the only thing it does is exfoliate Ichigo -- his skin is left baby smooth. Kurogiri can't transport him because he technically doesn't live on the same plane of existence.

Mr. Compress tries to compress Ichigo and the marble just shatters.

Magne tries to magnetize Ichigo and her magnet twists itself into a knot.

Spinner tries to go at him and Ichigo just looks at Spinner's sword, looks back at Spinner, looks at his own sword he's just summoned, looks back at Spinner and gives him this "really?" look and Spinner is like "fair enough, fair enough".

Hilariously enough Spinner is one of the ones Ichigo kind of likes best cause Spinner's a gecko mutation and Ichigo has a personal fondness for lizards

Yo Ray, what’s class the students and staff of UA’s reaction to the eventual Aizawa/Ichigo shacking up?

The students are honestly kind of delighted because that means they get to keep Ichigo and he's pretty much always on their side too.

Hagakure is like "Ichi-nii you could do better" and it's not really shade towards Aizawa so much as her being determined that no one is good enough for her adopted brother.

The staff though? Honestly kind of incredulous and terrified all at the same time. Because Ichigo is Ichigo and of all people he could get with he somehow, someway, settled on Aizawa Shouta?? Man was the second scariest thing in UA right behind Nedzu before Ichigo arrived.

Hizashi is crying into his leather jacket cause he wants his BFF to be happy but also holy shit they're both so fucking terrifying and extra when they want to be.

Nemuri on the other hand is absolutely cheering Shouta on for managing to bag a demi god.

Okay but at some point someone decides to just ask what Ichigo's quirk is, then has their reality altered by him claiming he's quirkless. Bonus if it Tsukauchi who can KNOWs hes telling the truth.

What would be even funnier would be if they manage to get Tsukauchi to ask Ichigo about his quirk and Ichigo's just like "mmm not really" and besides that being a nonsense response there's also the fact that Tsukauchi just kind of stares at him like o.O cause his quirk just did the mental equivalent of a record scratch and a standby message and that's never happened to him before