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almoststedytimetravel · 8 months
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Larry being an incredibly talented artist is the funniest gag in the Ace Attorney series. Every time he shows up, Phoenix and Edgeworth always make snide remarks about his art, but it's always really good.
Like from case one of the first game, Larry clearly had mad sculpting ability when he made the thinker clock. He's a good enough actor to play the Steel Samurai at an international display of goodwill. He was able to perfectly paint a variety of scenes he would only have seen for a few seconds across multiple games.
But he's always getting clowned on by the rest of the cast because he's such a pathetic cringefail in every other aspect of his life.
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the-hidden-writer · 4 years
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A Second Chance: Chapter 9
An Ace Attorney fanfic. Read on both AO3 and FF.net!
Summary: Miles learns the identity of his “dead” mother, and the aftermath of that revelation is a tricky one. Especially when his newfound little sister is trying to turn him into a spirit medium.
AKA Miles is a Fey. Miles also doesn’t really know how to family properly.
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The Question
“This is your last chance! I’m warning you! You take another step and I’ll- ARGH!”
Maya squealed and her chocolate eyes went wide as they peeked over the pillow she had started to clutch so tightly that her knuckles were turning white. Miles grimaced with an audible exhale of breath as he subtly averted his eyes from the screen, his teeth grabbing hold of his bottom lip in suspense.
Phoenix looked between them blankly.
“H-Ha, you... may have defeated me today Samurai… but my c- *cough* curse has already taken hold of you… I win…hahahaha-”
It was Friday and just as he’d sort-of-promised, Miles Edgeworth had arrived at Wright & Co. Law Offices to watch Steel Samurai with Maya clad in his usual attire. Phoenix felt guilty knowing he’d probably come straight from work but appreciated him coming anyway.
“Impossible!”
“Pa? Pa where…? Pa!!!”
A loud gasp broke the tense silence in the room. Maya squirmed in her seat, sending worried, questioning looks in Edgeworth’s direction. Edgeworth didn’t notice. He had his eyes glued to the screen.
“Pa! Are you alright?! What-”
“Suki, I… you’re all I ever wanted… you’ve made your father so proud…”
“Shh Pa, save your strength. I *sniff* I promise to finish what you started, Pa. I love you.”
“Suki…”
“P-Pa…”
“S…”
“Pa? Pa! PA!!!”
Once again, the silence in the room was shattered. This time by Maya’s muffled sniffs into her pillow. Phoenix, instinctively despite his confusion of exactly what was going on, reached out a hand to squeeze her shoulder comfortingly. Miles didn’t react.
“You did this, didn’t you Samurai?”
“I…”
“Of course you did. I’m not blind. I know how you’ve been destroying everything we’ve been working toward.”
“We?”
“Don’t take me for a fool! Pa told me everything. I know exactly what I have to do. And I know that the magnificent warrior Steel Samurai will never harm a vulnerable little girl like me.”
“You might be too young to realize Suki-chan, but you seem more than smart enough to know that I have responsibilities I must fulfil. The fate of Neo Olde Tokyo rests on my shoulders, and when you have been doing what I do for as long as I have, then maybe you will understand why I have to make an exception.”
“Pwaha, you would never-”
The screen went black just as the Steel Samurai moved to draw his katana, causing two-thirds of the room to exclaim their annoyance in extremely contrasting ways.
“Uh, yeah… that’s enough of that.” Said Phoenix with only a hint of apology.
“Nick!!!” “Wright.”
Alright, maybe not so contrasting after all. That might’ve been the first time Phoenix ever saw some kind of resemblance in the siblings.
“Hey, it was pretty much over anyways! Besides, I did it for a reason. Have you seen your faces? You look like ghosts.”
Truthfully, both Miles and Maya’s faces were extraordinarily drained of color when they’d simultaneously turned to face him (it was actually really creepy how in-sync they were). Phoenix may have purposely forgotten to mention the fact that this particular story arc could be compared to their own experiences. He was trying to do them a favor.
Miles cleared his throat and straightened his posture from his position on the floor where he sat with Maya. Phoenix was lucky enough to have the couch to himself. “Well…” he said. “I suppose you do know what happens next.”
Maya nodded solemnly. “Yeah… up ‘til now I was thinking why they pulled these episodes but now I think I get it.”
“It’s kinda messed up for a kid’s show.” Phoenix commented, unsurprisingly subjecting himself to fall victim to yet another simultaneous sibling glare. Individually they’d always been quite intimidating, but together? Their eyes bore into his soul so much that it genuinely felt like he was on trial all over again.
“Thanks for coming, Miles!” Said Maya, all-too-obviously choosing to ignore Phoenix’s statement. “It’s so much better to watch along with someone who understands art.”
“Hey-”
“Shut up, Nick.” “Noted.”
Edgeworth began to slowly push himself up from his awkward sitting position on the office floor. “It was my pleasure. I had a nice time.”
Phoenix noticed that his voice was quite clipped and he found it quite uncharacteristic of Miles to be so open with his compliments. Guess he really was a changed man.
“Actually, Maya, there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask of you.”
Ah, there it was.
“Sure,” replied Maya, wiping her eyes as if she hadn’t been bawling her eyes out just minutes ago, “what’s up?”
Miles looked off to the side. “I was wondering if… with your blessing, of course… if I could visit Kurain Village. Talk to some of the people there.”
“Miles…” Phoenix began in concern, but Edgeworth held up a finger to silence him.
“I’ve been thinking about this a great deal, and it is something I want to do.”
It was understandable, Phoenix thought. Life hadn’t been kind to Edgeworth’s family, and it was only natural to want to get to know his mother’s traditions and the life he might have led. He was more surprised that he hadn’t asked sooner, seeing as Maya would be more than happy to-
“No.”
Edgeworth must have been as surprised as Phoenix was because his mask of neutrality suddenly disappeared and he looked both taken aback and absolutely heartbroken.
“N-No?” 
“No.” Maya repeated, more firmly. “I’m sorry but that’s not a good idea.”
“Why not?!” Miles protested loudly. Phoenix cringed at the outburst. He knew both of them well enough to be able to tell when they were getting riled up. This was not going to end well.
“It’s just that I don’t think it would go down well with the village, okay?! They have a bad history with men!”
Miles sprung up onto his feet. Maya did the same, took a step forward so that her face was inches away from Edgeworth’s chest, and looked up at him angrily. Phoenix sunk further into the couch.
“It’s a simple request!” He exclaimed, forcefully waving an arm to exaggerate his point. “You have no trouble taking Wright there!”
“Yeah that’s because Nick isn’t my brother and also not a main family Fey,” Maya yelled, “because like it or not, you’re-”
“I’M NOT A FEY!”
Maya’s mouth snapped shut instantly. Her chin began to wobble. She glared at Edgeworth with as much hatred she could possibly muster.
“I’m not a Fey and you have the same right to my father’s name as Wright does. Which is none!”
“Miles…” Uttered Phoenix, in an attempt to calm the man down. Said man wasn’t listening. He was breathing heavily and his eyes were darting around the room.
“Well,” Maya started quietly, “I’m sorry to break it to you but you are. I’m your sister, and that’s not changing anytime soon. So deal with it!”
“Where were you then?!” Miles argued, with a ferocity that Phoenix had never seen before, not even in court. “Where were you when I was being-”
He caught himself and sighed, rubbing his eyes with his thumb and index finger, and said with a voice barely above a whisper: “I’m sorry.”
Maya scoffed and replied in a voice equally as quiet. “You’re sorry. For what? Insulting me, our Mom, or my village’s entire way of life?”
Phoenix finally braved sitting up. “Guys, calm down.” He said. “We had a good time, you can talk about this properly another day.”
“So you call her our mother,” said Miles, completely ignoring Phoenix, “but you say that it’s your village?”
“It’s my home!” Maya countered. “Have you been there even once?”
Edgeworth didn’t answer.
“Thought so.”
“Perhaps if your mother had bothered to alert me of her existence, I would have visited considerably more often!”
“Oh yeah? Well maybe if your father had just taken the stairs then none of us would be in this mess, would we?!”
The silence that was left in the office was tense and sickly thick. Miles seemed at a loss for words. His cheeks were red as he puffed on the spot. Without a word, he grabbed his blazer and stormed toward the door.
“Wait!” Maya called as she ran after him, her sandals clicking against the hard floor.
He stopped and turned to look at her, eyes cold and unforgiving.
“That was stupid of me to say.” She looked down. “If you want to go to Kurain Village we can work toward it,” she suggested, “but you need to trust me. I don’t want you getting hurt, or worse, disgraced from the village.”
He seemed to acknowledge her for a second, before letting out a long sigh. “Alright. That’s… that’s a good idea.”
Phoenix let out his own sigh of relief from his spectator’s seat and stood up to join the pair. If he thought their last meeting was intense, this one rewrote the book in its entirety.
“See? You guys can get along!” He laughed, no humor in his voice.
“Not now, Wright.”
“Fair.”
The air felt lighter all of a sudden, and for the first time since Miles had arrived, it felt right.
Right until Maya opened up her arms.
She was already very close to Miles, but instead of accepting her embrace, he took a step back in surprise. When Phoenix caught his gaze over Maya’s shoulder, he nodded at him in encouragement. 
And so he awkwardly hugged Maya back.
Suddenly Maya pulled back with a long gasp. “I have an idea!” She announced happily. “The perfect way to help you get accepted in the village!”
“What?” Phoenix and Edgeworth asked at the same time.
“We’re gonna teach you how to channel spirits!”
~-.-~
Brrrrrrrrrring!
“Uh, he-”
“Detective.”
“Oh, hey boss! You okay? It’s kinda late-”
“Detective, I need to ask you something. You have a brother, correct?”
“Nah, got one hell of a big sister though. Love her to bits. Why are you asking? Did something happen with Maya?”
“Do you ever… disagree with her?”
“Oh yeah, sure, sometimes. We get over it pretty quickly though. What happened?”
“That’s none of your business, detective.”
“Sorry, sir. I’m just worried about you, y’know?”
“...We had a rather intense argument. And then she suggested that I should…”
“Should what, sir?”
“Ugh, that I should start ‘spirit medium’ training.”
“It’s a real thing, I’ve seen her do it! It’s kinda creepy to be hone-”
“It’s preposterous! I’ve witnessed her doing it too, but I… really don’t want to involve myself in all of that. I told her as much.”
“And what did she say?”
“She was so excited about it, and I didn’t want to upset her again so I begrudgingly agreed.”
“I thought it was a girls-only thing?”
“So did I. Again, I told her as much but she assured me that she had a plan, which I don’t believe for an instant since it was only seconds… detective, what’s so funny?!”
“Nothing, sir. It’s just that you’re starting to sound like a big brother.”
Miles hung up.
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