Hob: "So, uh, I met one of yours today."
Dream: "One of mine?" *frowns*
Hob: "Well, I guess three of yours?"
Dream: "Three of my siblings?!" *confusion intensifies*
Hob: "No, I don't think they were your siblings… Like, your grandma, your ma, and your younger sister? Three ladies; gave me a quest."
Dream: *faints*
Hob: "Not family, then."
Hob: "..."
Hob: "Three evil exes?"
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