#Dipper's never really thought about the mechanics of Bill's true form. On purpose. For his sanity.
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[About the ask where you said that dipper blurted out "I'm pregnant" To bill and his immediate response is panic]
Does this mean that bill has impregnated someone??? Or the other way around??
Bill's never sired or sprouted any offspring, and has no intention of doing so!
Dipper was pulling a prank, and it worked very well - because Bill's been around the block enough to not dismiss the supposedly 'impossible'.
#answers#Dipper's never really thought about the mechanics of Bill's true form. On purpose. For his sanity.#So he hasn't questioned his assumption that it could never happen#He's right too! With what they're doing they aren't going to have any progeny#Bill though is not one to rule out some freak twist of magic causing an 'accident'#Heck knows he sees twelve impossible things before breakfast#And let's face it: These two get themselves into quite a few Shenanigans#It's almost like someone out there has it out for them 🤔 Weird huh#Given Bill's true nature I think it's equally likely he could be the siring or gestating partner#And between the two he'd pick lying down on the train track himself of that particular trolley problem#My version of Bill has negative desire to procreate at the moment#Though if Bill ever DID sire a kid prior to meeting Dipper#You just KNOW he was the worst most deadbeat piece of shit#this was in my drafts and I totally forgot it was there
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