#Dealing with Doof is more like his dayjob. His REAL job is going out and doing crazy save the world shit
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Thinks about Perry covered in the blood of his enemies and swoons
#LOGICALLY I know that actual killing probably isn't part of OWCA's philosophy. BUT. A girl can imagine in her head#Her blorbo fixing his bloody tie as he strolls out of a darkened room full of corpses.#IT'S POETRY. RIGHT??#Dealing with Doof is more like his dayjob. His REAL job is going out and doing crazy save the world shit#i.e. Stopping assassination plots. Doing his OWN assassination. Taking on several armed men at once.#Perry is basically Eggsy from Kingsman except mute. That's it that's the point I'm trying to make here#Or Harry. Either one works.#OR. Or. Loid Forger. DEFINITELY get Perry vibes from him.#Basically any hot secret agent who kills for a living that's what I'm. Yeah#Anyway in canon........er. In human Perry canon? He does not kill. He doesn't believe in that#Esp bc of parent trauma. AND bc if the boys ever found out Perry killed someone they'd never forgive him#He does have morals.#But in lesser canon. Non canon. AU of the AU. WHATEVER. He is capable of killing someone#Phin and Ferb would definitely be upset if they found out but they'd be slightly less upset to hear that Perry's only ever killed#truly EVIL people. Not 'evil' like Heinz. Actual scum of the earth kinds of people#Perry's like Loid and Yor combined. Clearing the earth of terrible awful people and also being a suave secret agent spy#Anyway I'm done now sorry I needed to ramble about that for a bit. LOL#PnF#Phineas and Ferb#Perry the platypus#Human Perry#Shima speaks
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