Rose & Kanaya doing a version of the Twilight scene where its like "what are you" "say it" "vampire" but Kan just goes "What???? I'm an alien?" And Rose is like "I have to leave immediately. For no particular reason." And she just sprints away. Cut to Dave hanging out on their couch or whatever and Rose runs in out of breath like "SHE'S AN ALIEN NOT A VAMPIRE. FUCK" and Dave's like "what" and Rose is like "ALIENS ARE, LIKE, 75% LESS HOT THAN VAMPIRES, DAVE" and Dave's like "okay and" and Rose goes to sulk and brood. Smash cut to the next day and Rose stumbles on Kan drinking like. Vriska's blood and she's like "??????" And Kanaya's like "You discovered the other half of my Dark Secret. I'm a rainbowdrinker" and Rose fistpumps for a solid minute before enthusiastically making out with Kan. Cut to Kan carrying Rose into her house & Dave is still on the couch and Rose just shouts at him "SHE'S AN ALIEN VAMPIRE, THE WEDDING IS BACK ON" and Dave is like "okay? what wedding?" And then Rose ignores him & directs Kan to her bedroom so they can have gross vampire alien lesbian sex The End.