#DO YOUR WIZARDE HOMES WORKS AND YOU WILL PASS THIS MOTHERFUCKING CLASS
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BREAKING NEWS;
DURING MY LOUNG SJOURNY TO THE PRECAMBRIAN ERA,
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ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERZ FILLED MY WIZARD TOWER WIOTH BATS
WHO WAS IT
FESS UP
NOBODY IS LEAVING THIS GODE DAMNED WEBBED SITE UNTIL I IDENTIFY THE CULPRIT
AND IF I AM LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU, DEAR READER,
DEAR RIDER,
DEAR WHOIMSTEVER YOU ARE,
YOU ARE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME.
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THE HOUSES #2 URANUS
You all know how I feel about the Transcendental crew. Uranus is #1 on the Transcendental scene, and when you can consciously work with this bad boy, the energy triggers transformative brilliance and other worldly intuition. But, Uranus vibes are fast as fuck, so if you're not up for hopping on that crazy train, Uranus energy can end up feeling upsetting, unsettling, and random as fuck. Here's the T1 breakdown:
FIRST HOUSE URANUS (1)
Never ending self-transformation.
Uranus in the first got you feelin like you're part of a continuous cycle of self-transformation. Every experience flows into the next and these people feel like they're riding wave after wave of positive change. Intuition level 3000. The issue? Little babies with this placement need a lot of support early in life or they can end up feeling like freaks and alienating themselves from society. If you're one of those always dissatisfied types, you can end up just feeling restless. Gotta keep a positive mental framework to squeeze the shit out of this placement.
SECOND HOUSE URANUS (2)
Full time job fucking loving yourself.
This placement gives you a wild ability to literally feel (2nd house, Taurus) creative energy pulsing through you. This gives these individuals deep deep feeling-insights into their own potential. They got the power. They want to shake shit up and restructure the status quo. Gotta keep focused on using your power for the greater good, or run the risk of becoming feeling junkies getting off on their own power at their own leisure.
THIRD HOUSE URANUS (3)
Smart-as-shit free thinking wizard of learning.
Third house is always dealing with your environment. When Trancendental 1 shows up in the 3rd house, we got someone who's hyper-sensitive to their every day life. These babies need to develop their ideas about freedom, which can give them the confidence to revolutionize and (re)organize their mind and soul. A new kind of learner. An underlying sense of not fitting in with their environment triggers this whole process, so if these people don't have the confidence to take charge of their situation, they can end up feeling restless and resentful towards their living situation and life in general.
FOURTH HOUSE URANUS (4)
Developing the deepest, most stable inner space imaginable.
This is a tricky placement!! But the rewards are high if handled with class. These people got emotional intelligence working on a crazy level. The key? They must, must trust their intuition. Forget trusting in any outside authority. Not trusting their intuition is not an option if these freaks wanna thrive in their lives. They're wading through fake-ass shit to get to their deepest, realest identity. And what type of deep shit are they wading through? Raw emotions. When these guys don't sit with themselves regularly and make an effort to regulate their feelings, they can become so restless that they start feeding on unhealthy emotions and let their entire life disintegrate. Uh oh. Gotta hold onto yourself, people.
FIFTH HOUSE URANUS (5)
Other worldly self-expression and positivity.
Fifth house Uranus supports ridiculous creative abilities and brilliant self-expression. It gives individuals the push to meet crisis with a positive attitude and keep pushing for new potentials and joyful living. When you're not aware of the Uranus influence here, you're at risk for expressing yourself wildly in an uncentered way. These people can develop unrealistic expectations for themselves and a heavy attraction to hype shit. Must stay grounded in yourself and allow self-expression to flow freely from your core, nowhere else!!
SIXTH HOUSE URANUS (6)
Crisis control and positive life reformer.
Uranus here gifts you with a special ability to focus and work through crisis. When they're working it, these people want to change things for the greater good and take their life in new directions. Wonderful experimenters, they're clever as fuck when it comes to making positive changes from an ugly-ass situation. People must be aware of their ability to focus and curate social change, or else they can unconsciously get their blinders on and forge ahead at all costs. Clever methods can become straight up evil methods, or people can act good purely out of fear of being labeled a "bad person," instead of acting freely from their own ideas.
SEVENTH HOUSE URANUS (7)
Influential social presence, free living and trend setter.
This is very a powerful position for T1. These individuals feel an urge to transform the mindsets of their peers and beyond that, their entire generation. Loving relationships are the means to changing people's consciousness. These guys need to be leaders in their relationships and set a positive, loving tone. When these people are overcome with insecurity or fear, they end up using criticism and subtle manipulation to control their loved ones. They must remain positive at all costs, especially in the face of little upsets and life changes, or else they can run into instability and end up struggling in relationships, feeling unfulfilled, or feeling like a victim.
EIGHTH HOUSE URANUS (8)
Fresh starts, new beginnings and bad-ass illuminations.
An interesting spot for Uranus, these people are pros at facilitating their own, and others', spiritual renewal. They can empower others to use crisis to fuel self-renewal, and have a strong desire to oversee postitive social change in big ways. They need to check their strong desire for social transformation, or they run the risk of getting out of control and using force, coercion, or (in extreme cases) violence to see their own insights through. With compassion on their side, these little helpers can heal broken relationships and refresh all of society.
NINTH HOUSE URANUS (9)
The Pope or not.
Ninth house Uranus babies have an urge to challenge traditional values and break free of old-ass social conventions. Remember, Sag loves symbolism. These guys utilize symbols to regulate self-transformation in times of crisis. For example, if one of these babes is going through big, life altering changes, she might hang on to the idea of a caterpillar becoming a butterfly to hold her down through the entire process. 9th house Uranus wants to create new symbols to inspire everyone to transform. The struggle comes when these babies get too rigid in their thinking and force dogmatic ideologies or controlling religious values onto everyone else. Good intentions, bad impact.
TENTH HOUSE URANUS (10)
The Social Power House.
This is another powerful social position for Uranus. These people can feel like their public life has been zapped with a lightning bolt of crazy energy. 10th house ladies and gentlemen feel urged to adopt particular social roles to exemplify revolutionary ideas or lifestyles. These motherfuckers want to bring on the revolution. It's important (as with any other 10th house planet) that these people keep in mind the social responsibility that comes with this position. Ugly behavior comes out when these folks use their social influence to push their own agenda or feed their own personal desires.
ELEVENTH HOUSE URANUS (11)
Next level Sage or next level selfish.
Ah yes, Trancendental 1's home position. Uranus here does what it does best: promotes social change. These individuals want so badly to bring on new collective goals and social reforms. These little sages and teachers promote big changes that are inclusive and useful for everyone. They can make people feel free. But, it's not all good all the time – Uranus can also do what it does second best in this position: be selfish as fuck. If these people start to feel like their messages aren't getting across, they run the risk of becoming isolated adventures who use their brilliance and unique experiences to better their own lives only, without giving a fuck about whether or not they pass learned insights onto others.
TWELFTH HOUSE URANUS (12)
Developing new social values and collective responsibility.
Twelfth house placements always give you the ability to focus 100% on the greater good. Here, Uranus develops deep feelings of responsibility for all of humanity, which urges these people to think up new social values to help reorganize society into a more compassionate, better functioning whole. These guys genuinely want all people to live a quality life, and can use their intuition and personal genius to make that shit a reality. Issues arise when these people feel like society owes them something for being a pioneer. Then they can become dramatic as fuck and glamorize their relationship to the world. Not a cute look.
Happy reforming, Astrology bitches. Wake up!!
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