#DO YOU THINK ASGARDIANS AND JOTUNS SPEND THE FIRST 200 YEARS OF THEIR LIVES LOOKING AND ACTING LIKE NEWBORN BABIES | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

woulddieforloki · 2 years

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I would like to say a nice big "fuck you" to whoever made "Loki's actually 16 uwu" the largely accepted fanon because I've already pointed out in my fic that Loki is not 16 physically, mentally, or emotionally, and I still get comments about how Loki's just a teenager 😭😭

#HES NOT 😭#DO YOU THINK ASGARDIANS AND JOTUNS SPEND THE FIRST 200 YEARS OF THEIR LIVES LOOKING AND ACTING LIKE NEWBORN BABIES #NO ONE WOULD HAVE KIDS #THEY DONT GROW PROPORTIONALLY TO HUMANS IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE THAT WOULD BE SO WEIRD #TONY HAS ALREADY HAD THAT REVELATION MATHEMATICALLY AND LOKI'S ALREADY TOLD HIM IT WAS STUPID AND TONY'S ALREADY ACCEPTED IT #granted it's been like five months since that chapter came out but STILL #how do i respond to this comment without being like ''well aCTUALLY 20 chapters ago Loki said--''#they do actually mention hoping that frigga stops by so i think i can just shift my response away from teen loki and to 'mommy 🥺' loki #also it would be so awkward if the person I'm talking about somehow saw this post #i promise im not upset with you i just don't like this headcanon 😭

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