EVERYONE STOP LOOKING AT HIM

talking to my dad abt the production of les mis he was in is always hilarious like i asked him if the guy playing enjolras was blond and he was like "no but he was like, flaming"

(((I MADE IT REAL BASIL SO THEY'RE BOTH 16,,,, DONT ATTACK ME PLS. attack @sl0wly-decaying bc they said real basil was 16)))))))

Anyway basyo canon

I love archiving and downloading things sooooo much its genuinely a hobby of mine, just downloading things....

DRONNINGENS NYTÅRSTALE😳😳😳😳😳

crazy to me that i would not leave the house in high school without a full beat like baking contouring etc

I miss my fashion related posts. I should get back to that.

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

It's me. I'm the distant aunt.

English added by me :)

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

don’t worry about me. goodbye, big brother

i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.

i have so much rage in me one day i think i will explode. i dont think i know how to forgive as much as i know how to forget