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vigilant-cleric · 20 days

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Oh, Doc. I'm down real bad. The only cure is for you to give me your number and a date. Flops dramatically over his desk.

"For the last time, Karlach, though I may be part of the medical corps, I am a chaplain, not a doctor. The only cures I provide are spiritual ones, and we both know you don't care much for these."

The cleric closes the book in front of him, resting both of his hands on its leather-bound cover as he thought of what answer he should provide her. He was interested, they both knew it, but his professional conscience could not possibly let him give his phone number on his work time.

"Why don't you learn Helm's main tenets by heart and recite them to me? I might give you my number then."

Ironically, these tenets included not getting distracted from one's duty.

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