*Aggressively throws ravioli at you*

I feel like I’m trying to bribe or tempt people into the ship lol. But it’s so worth it

I am being

Ravioli'd D:

What do you headcanon everyone's sexuality to be?

honestly I'm very um. whatever about sexuality headcanons. I don't think monsters in undertale see gender and sexuality as we categorize them in real life, so things are a lot more flexible. that being said, i do have Some Thoughts:

alphys is bi. like just bi, she's the only one i have a straightforward headcanon for. she even has the lil pride flag stickers on her water bottle n shit.

i like the idea that asgore and toriel are so old that they still view sexuality as something you Do rather than something you Are, like people used to do back then. i mean asgore obviously loved rudy at some point in his life and toriel has some wild stories from her youth that she'll play coy about, but neither of them would describe themselves as queer. just because that's not how they think of sexuality As A Concept.

i... don't see sans as the kind of guy with a label ? i think when you get down to it, he would technically fit the definition of demi, but he'd zone out halfway through the kind of conversation that leads to that conclusion so he just shrugs it off when you ask him and makes a bad joke to change the subject. also it varies, i like ace sans and i like bi sans too, but straight sans still feels more accurate to me than him being into dudes lmao. he does joke about kissing the homies goodnight tho ("WAIT A SECOND... YOU NEVER KISS ME GOODNIGHT. AM I NOT PART OF THE HOMIES??" "i never kiss anyone bro, we don't have lips" "OH! THAT'S RIGHT!!! ...CAN I STILL BE A HOMIE??" "sure man, knock yourself out")

okay okay i know how it sounds, but y'know that action movie dynamic where the machomen hero duo fights together side by side and spends all the film having very high homoerotic tension with one another except they both have wives and play it off as a bromance because if it was truly gay they would alienate over half of their fanbase? PAPYRUS AND UNDYNE ARE LIKE THAT, BUT PLAYED COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY. it is completely 100% platonic, they're both HUGE homos in opposite directions and it has no bearing whatsoever on their individual sexualities. it's just the kind of spontaneous homoeroticism that spawns from beating the same guy up every day for enough days in a row. but yeah they're both gay as hell. (also undyne feels like the "10 years ago i married my best friend. my girlfriend isn't too happy about it but me and papyrus were drunk and we thought we could get away with tax fraud" kinda gal).

oh and papyrus doesn't do romance at all. full stop. aro!papyrus my beloved

mettaton had his gender identity crisis already and when he finally worked it out and saw the sexuality crisis in the distance he just decided he wasn't gonna deal with any more of that bullshit

frisk is a baby. they grow up to be very bi and very flirty, tho. which surprises no-one.

I am having conflicted feelings about how i depict C!Beeduo's marriage. Is it Platonic? Qpr? Romantic? I dont know.

If i depict C!Beeduo as /r is it ok? But there's so many times that they confirmed that the canon relationship they have is Romantic,,

If i also depict C!Beeduo having a romantic moment then slap a /p on Then that doesn't feel right.

Because there is really a huge difference between the Canon characters and the content Creators and i dont want to get Flamed on Twitter for making art that depict C!Beeduo's marriage as Romantic because the ones i see usually make it as QPR or just Platonic (because i usually follow by canon)

And there's only a handful of blogs/accounts that i see that makes their relationship romantic :(

Idk if i actually worded this right but I hope you get my point :]

I am just really scared of getting mass QRTed on twitter :(

I mean, as you can probably tell by my blog, my personal interpretation of c!Beeduo is romantic.

I like it, and because I think that it fits the best with canon. And, like you said, Ranboo and Tubbo tend to lean in the direction of romantic with their characters’ relationships in canon. I don’t see what’s wrong with interpreting a literal married couple with a child as a romantic relationship, especially when that marriage has the canon context of being originally for tax purposes, before c!Ranboo and c!Tubbo fell “in love”. (AND especially when Ranboo and Tubbo have never called their characters’ relationship platonic, and that was something that other people did.)

Like. I mean. Lmao.

However, I don’t have Twitter, and I don’t really know anything about Twitter, tumblr is my only social media, so I don’t know how to help you with not getting cancelled. While I think that interpreting c!Beeduo as romantic is completely fine, there are a lot of people who take issue with it, and I’m not really sure how many of them there are and how aggressive they are.

So.. I guess I would say be careful? And also, I don’t really know. You might want to ask someone who actually uses Twitter about this. I think if you want to interpret c!Beeduo as romantic on tumblr, you probably won’t be bothered, but I’m not sure about the bird website.