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stainlesssteellocust · 2 years

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Today on my lone Laundryverse shitposting crusade we commemorate a very special group of characters:

People who had no idea what was going on and did not deserve what happened to them.

This list includes:

Random OCCULUS Soldiers Who Got Murked By Whatever Supernatural Nonsense We’re Dealing With Today

The OG Cassie Brewer, sent to Super Hell so Firstie could have her Dracula-themed whirlwind romance

That one cleaning lady Oscar and Mhari just flat out murdered

The old dude from Atrocity Archive that got killed by the summoning grid and his corpse puppeteered whose only crime was to not understand computers in the early 2000′s

Unicorn victims

The victims of the inevitable K-Syndrome dementia pandemic (has that kicked off yet I don’t remember and I haven’t read the spinoff books)

Various protagonist’s constantly slandered offscreen family members

Sarah Schwartz’s trans girlfriend who got subjected to microaggressions by a literal elf

Pete. Literally just Pete he didn’t deserve that shit

and many more...

#the laundry files #laundry files #charles stross #Bob taking the piss out of Fred's corpse after they make him into a guard zombie was a serious dick move #what do they tell the families of the guys they use as zombies? Do they just pretend to cremate them or something #I wonder if it says anywhere #something something Mhari is just as unreliable a narrator as Bon and is not as much of a woobie as she thinks she is something something #poor Cassie Prime they Duclinea Septimus'd you #I hope some part of you lives on in Agent First's head alongside your stolen personality and memories #because otherwise her using your name and everyone else being totally chill with it becomes even creepier than it already is #WHY DO ALL THESE CHARACTERS HATE THEIR FAMILIES #the one with the most nice things to say is CassieFirst and SHE CONSPIRED TO KILL HER DAD WITH A FUCKING MISSILE #I was gonna put John the Vampire here for being implicitly rated lower than Dick #but we don't know enough about that situation to be sure #Apocalypse Codex Baby Room Flashbacks incoming #god that hospital was creepy #Delirium Brief never got as scary as book 4 #skeevier yes scarier no #screaming to the void

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