#BenHughie
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Hughie Campbell x Soldier Boy Hcs
heavy nsfw | 🔞
[minors dni]
-Hughie definitely whimpers and whines. He says “fuck” a lot and just moans
-Soldier Boy talks like some typical porno guy. He’s like “you like that? take my fucking cock.” HE GETS REAL INTO IT! He loves the dirty talk and degrading
-Those porn vids make Hughie cringe but hearing SB talk like that does something else to him
-BRUISES!! Soldier Boy loves to leave handprints and bruises on Hughie. Hughie likes to live hickeys. At first SB tells him no but then he slowly opens to the idea. Hughie leaves hickeys on SB’s neck
-Once Hughie bit Soldier Boy’s neck and SB didn’t know if he should be pissed or turned on. Either way he was extremely hard
-HAIR PULLING!! Hughie is always getting his hair pulled, especially when giving bjs
-Jealousyy. SB gets possessive and rude towards Hughie. The rudeness never lasts long, he’s just upset. He gets real pissy because Hughie is alreadt spoken for
-Age difference!! SB is about 47-50 and Hughie is 29-30
-Strength kink my lord, and no shame tbh. Soldier Boy can carry Hughie like a sack of potatoes, and he does not care if someone sees them. SB will say the most sexual shit in public, having Hughie all flustered and blushing
-When Hughie first met SB he was scared and shy. Butterflies in his stomach and a need to impress him. He wanted to come off as calm, cool, and collected.
-Dilf. Dilf, Dilf, Dilf. That is all
-Hughie has a sensitive gag reflex. Just his toothbrush makes him gag. So Soldier Boy helps “teach” Hughie how to not gag (he just holds him down and wont let him up for air)
-Soldier Boy chokes hughie, definitely a little slapping too. SB would choke him a little too hard but Hughie likes it
-A little sadist and masochist action
-Bondage and restraint!! Soldier Boy loves to tie up Hughie and blindfold him. Hughie gets desperate to see and touch him
-Hughie gets easily overstimulated. Soldier Boy takes advantage of this. He loves to edge Hughie, stuff him and leave him begging
i might make more depending on how this goes!! don’t see many ship posts in the boys fandom
i’ve only seen a few episodes from each season so once i watch it through there will be more content.
dilf x twink for the win
#the boys#hughie campbell#soldier boy#petit hughie#hughie#the boys season 3#Hughie Campbell x Soldier Boy#Soldier Boy x Hughie Campbell#Hughie x Soldier Boy#Soldier Boy x Hughie#BenHughie#not canon#but honestly it is#should be#the boys smut#blooms supes
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“Are you breaking up with me?”
Hughie looks up from his stack of paperwork to stare at Ben at the other side of the table. “What?”
Ben narrows his eyes at him. “You fucking heard me.”
“I’m — yeah, I heard you. Am I breaking up with you? Dude, we’re not— We’re not dating.” Except now that he’s said it, he’s kind of unsure about it. Maybe he missed something. Are they? Dating would include, well. Going on dates. Right? And talking to each other outside of slurs (one sided) and headache-induced replies (one-sided).
“Of course not. What are you, gay? Shut up and answer me.” Ben has picked up his tortoise shell fountain pen and hauls it at Hughie, who has the presence of mind not to duck and lets it hit him square in the chest to make sure it doesn’t shatter against the wall. Which — ouch. “Why do you think I’m—“ he clearly his throat, “breaking up with you?”
“You complain about these like a pissy wife.” Ben raises his right hand, cigarette burning down between middle and ring finger. “Figured you’d go the whole bitch route and call it quits because you don’t like the taste.”
“I’m not— first of all, we’re not making out, so I have no reason to complain about the taste. Andbeforeyou— And before you say anything, no. I’m not getting a taste of them through any other second hand activities that involve my mouth on you, so I have no reason to complain ‘like a pissy wife’.” Brief pause. “Which is a misogynistic thing to say by the way. Not that you’d care.”
There’s a pause where Hughie catches his breath and Ben very slowly raises his hand to take a drag of his cigarette, watching Hughie with lowered lashes. He blows smoke through his nose. Licks his bottom lip, drags his Pearl-straight teeth over them. Hughie shifts a little, unsure whether the guy is about to throw the table and force them to spend an hour or two trying to rearrange their papers. “I mean, I’d be willing to drop the cigarettes. Cigars not so much and you don’t get to touch my fucking weed, but I can compromise. If it’s that important.”
Oh, Jesus.
“Butcher?”
The man in question doesn’t look up at Hughie’s desperate plea. Instead, he picks up a green text marker and pointedly circles something on his own printed out document. “Laddie, I’m not even in this fucking room right now.”
#the boys#soldier boy x hughie campbell#do these two absolute muppets even have a shipname#also yes. it’s the Butchlander forced coparents au.#i do feel bad for H. he just wanted to help out his boy bestie and now he’s stuck with the most awful admirer one could possibly imagine#and no they didn’t even kiss at that point. this is probably their fourth meeting or so.#BenHughie
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my favourite thing about Butchlander is that Hughie would be in a constant state of anxiety re:Butcher's safety and my favourite thing about BenHughie is that Butcher would NOT care about any of it at all.
especially since Butcher is having a blast hatefucking his overpowered kendoll arch nemesis while Hughie is a sopping wet kitten showered in attention he doesn't want that would really, REALLY appreciate some help. Please? Hello???
#Butcher is like ah yes. overpowered supe boyfriends. we've all seen them.#while Hughie is trying to tell him that he's getting hit on by a weed-soaked senior citizen#butchlander#benhughie#I did look up the ship name I've seen people use for them but. I forgot.
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okay get this.
regular timeline, they're taking soldier boy with his fucked up ptsd brain to one of those debauched drum-throbbing clubs with the public sex etc
that part's fine with him, but the bass is getting to him and I would assume there's a LOT more gay sex than he's used to and he's starting to draw attention with how slow he's being, how he's staring. So naturally, some eager little twink lays eyes on him and proceeds to get all up in his space. Butcher is busy with the very important thing that brought him to the club to begin with and offers a "that's what you get when you can't keep your fucking eyes to yourself" when Hughie tries to alert him.
However, the bass, the vibrating floors, the people, Hughie is getting the impression that things are getting to a point where they could could turn really bad really quickly, in a “guts and brain matter splattered on the floor” way. Since Butcher's not going to help and someone has to save this kid's life, he steps in, neatly separating them and shouting into the kid's ear that "he's taken, actually".
Now, what he would deserve for that is a "oh, okay, sorry" and a "thank you so much for your help" respectively. What he gets is a "what, you're telling me a guy like that would go for a fucking 2/10?" and a "what the fuck are you talking about?". It sure is hard being the only person with a moral compass and compassion.
"Yeah, we're - Right, yeah, we're an item. We're, uh - We have a lot of sex, actually" It's very difficult to stutter while yelling and Soldier Boy is NOT doing a good job of looking like a loving boyfriend, so Hughie does the martyr thing and smacks a kiss on his mouth before using his momentary stupor to pull him away from the kid and to whatever backroom Butcher has been sitting in for ten minutes, playing games on his phone and waiting for them to show up.
[Things COULD end here, but Hughie finds himself getting stared at more intensely than usual, which is incredibly uncomfortable. They probably make it through the job that brought them to the club, thankfully, but on the ride back, Soldier Boy kicks the back of Hughie's seat, almost catapulting him into the windshield, and goes "you know, you're a fucking shitty kisser, man. You telling me you're that awful in bed, too? That kid was right, why would I waste my time on that?" Hughie has just enough time to cringe before he realises that oh, no. He created a monster, didn't he?]
#BenHughie#soldier boy x hughie campbell#<- are you telling me that this tag EXISTS? hhh!#I'm not re-tagging all my other posts I don't think#but that's good to know.
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@ishtarssideblog — I put them into the Butchlander no powers enemies to coparents to fuckbuddies to lovers au. 😶
#soldier boy x hughie campbell#(if you find this in the tags there’s a part 2 in the notes)#the way I spent 1h+ on this#thanks to ONE wayward comment#i can’t stop thinking about the concept#i was about to add another layer that reveals that B is VERY aware that his little bro is getting his back blown out rn#but I had to stop myself#but the combination of him trying to nudge things into place while Hughie goes I do NOT see it!!!! is so funny to me#‘we could…pass the time?’ ‘pass the time?! my best friend is getting MURDERED right now! ‘ — *long suffering sigh*#oh also B did give him the wrong time but Butcher is still late. because he was ‘picking up Ryan from soccer practice’#not me acting like this au exists outside of our conversations 😭😭😭😭😭#I’m literally just procrastinating but I woke up this morning and I knew I had to write it#BenHughie
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While out with the dog this morning, I made a voice memo to make sure I wouldn't forget a dialogue set up for a later chapter of the Butchlander forced co-parents (and BenHughie terrible co-conspirators) no-powers AU, so have a snippet from the second chapter, shortly before John meets his son.
Safe to say, Vought uploading their National Working Parents Day video was a special treat 😭
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#*pat pat pat pat*#I love my single dad.#Butchlander#BenHughie#the snippet was Butchers&H's first meeting with Ben btw#they are so manipulative 😌 Not that B isn't a piece of utter shit without that though#poor John. 💀.#Youtube
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Hi so did I ever talk about this?
#BenHughie#uhhh what was it again#soldier boy x hughie campbell#randomly thought about that bc I remembered the hoover deluxe#I didn't even have that in mind while writing this one#I just like the visuals of J.A. on his knees I guess
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A ship isn’t irrelevant if you keep making text posts about it that only you and 1-2 co conspirators will understand and enjoy
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Interesting how EG’s Powerful ended up as the climax/final song in my Starlander Magnum Opus Playlist when it originally made me think of the Starlight/Soldier Boy final battle (in an ironic sense of course. Benny getting blasted through the air like you charge me up like electricity jumpstart my heart with your love 🎶✨. Etc.)
However, that does make me wonder whether SB/Starlight is a thing. (For the sake of the question we’ll assume that I didn’t already dabble in Annie/HL/SB at some point.)
#me kicking Benny out like a Donald Duck character#footprint on the ass and all#I like writing him but in the end his chemistry with others usually isn’t the most interesting dynamic for that other character#I mean I think I prefer A/Hughie to BenHughie too BUT!#B/H IS definitely funnier. Plus Ishtar likes it and I like Ishtar. so I’ll write it. mwah!
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ok before we get into the whole clown boys thing tonight (for real this time), I HAVE to share a BenHughie post I found in my drafts that I have 0 recollection of making but which DID make me laugh
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