Será que tem muito mais brasileiro aq no Tumblr do q eu acho que tem ou será q a gnt acaba se encontrando sem querer????

(descobri que mais um blog q eu sigo é de uma pessoa brasileira

I doubt anyone seeing my posts is southern brazilian but it's worth a shot:

1) Stay inside. Even if your city is okay, there's more rain coming, and you could end up stuck somewhere with nowhere else to go. Only leave for necessary things or if you need to evacuate.

2) If you need to evacuate and have pets, get dogs and cats on a leash or a travel box. You can also carry cats on large boxes or pillow cases to be safe. Small pets, try to carry with you, preferably in a proper box so you don't risk them escaping somehow. If you have farm animals, don't lock them in anywhere, open all doors and let them loose, they have a better chance of surviving this way.

3) Again, if you need to evacuate, worry only about getting your documents and medicine. If your area might be asked to evacuate next, already get those things in a bag close to your door for if you need to leave in a hurry. But only worry about the essentials.

4) Get a radio. Yes, the small ones that are battery powered. Yes, those. No matter where you are, there are huge risks of power blackouts and you might not have access to the TV or your phone. The radio is how you'll have access to the news if shit happens.

And most importantly: stay safe and keep watching the news!

CES SABEM QUE DIA É HOJE?

FELIZ TERÇA FRIDAY 🎉🎉

É quarta feira meus bacanos

[Translation: it's wednesday my dudes.]

Do the gringos know about the woman who tried to pull a weekend at Bernie’s by taking her dead uncle to a bank to sign a check?

Did we tell the gringos about this?

Over half of the population of Eldorado do Sul had to leave their homes due to the floods.

It's sunny in a good part of the state so luckily there are a lot of rescue operations happening to help people who are isolated.

Bônus:

gente, pensei em fazer uma enquete p decidir qual a melhor música brasileira p se cantar em karaokê. vão ser 16 músicas no total, e eu queria que vocês comentassem qual música TEM que participar da votação. comentem nesse post e eu vou compilar as mais votadas p começar as chaves. eu nunca fiz um torneio antes então sejam pacientes e qualquer dica/ajuda é bem-vinda 👍. nunca pedi isso mas por favor rebloguem p chegar em mais gente do brblr

"pick me" é um termo tão inferior a coitado. é um coitado. eu namoraria um feio mas nunca um coitado. se mudou pra coitadolandia. sacas

brasileires do meu Brasil, qual seu crush BR mais bizarrinho? O meu era a Celeste do Castelo RaTimBum

someone said that when brazilians talk in english we sound like that:

i mean, yeah. i can see it 😭

Próximo português a reclamar da piada do ouro vai de Tiradentes.

E quando reclamarem das suas crianças falando "brasileiro" porque elas estão assitindo Luccas Neto, vamos perguntar se eles preferem o tratamento que as crianças indígenas e africanas receberam na hora de aprender português.

Adoro ser brasileiro e contar pra minha amg gringa a vez que uma onça pintada entrou no bairro que eu morava

It's important to talk about how climate change is a huge factor in these massive floods and strong rains, but don't forget: A lot of the blame is on the state and city governments.

They have money to invest in infrastructure and safety measures. They had several prior warnings, most recently in 2023, that these rains and floods would get worse. They had the means, they had the knowledge, and they had the time.

Great work everyone!