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sarah-dipitous · 10 months

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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 199(!)

The Purge

“The Purge”

Plot Description: the Winchesters head to a health spa where guests wind up dead — and hundreds of pounds lighter. Sam and Dean suspect fat-sucking witchcraft

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: (before watching it:) I’m going out on a limb and saying you wouldn’t even catch me in that place, but in a “I’m rarely so unhappy with the weight I am, yes even as a plus size person, that wouldn’t feel the desire to go” (after watching:) I simply would not, um, cheat at a hotdog eating contest? Partly because I would not partake in a hotdog eating contest? And also because I’m very straightforward in my eating contests, which I haven’t participated in since college. But I once did a “how many grapes can you fit in your mouth?” one and ran out of grapes? And didn’t even cheat when I went to go get more. I do suspect my opponent did…

Also, guys, it’s not witchcraft. It’s CLEARLY the Adipose at it again…goddddd ALSO, I’m almost TWO HUNDRED DAYS IN??

I have MISSED Dean awkwardly eating on the job. That used to be a main character trait or at least enough that exaggerated Dean from Sam’s story to Bobby was constantly doing that

Omg…stop saying that word!

Ooooooo, the plot is thickening. The loser of the hot dog eating contest’s Romani wife was having an affair with the winner (the Romani part is significant because they think she was hexing the dead guy)

GIRL…this is the most small town drama shit I’ve heard. Take the hotdog eating prize money, get your divorce, and marry your lover in Orlando because he would call you his Princess Jasmine??

Oh bestie, you may have gained muscle!! Eugh, these deaths are terrible to watch

Omg Dean, you don’t really get to be snarky to Sam about honesty after all the times RECENTLY that you’ve lied to Sam in REALLY BIG ways

Dean, you’re extremely bad at job interviews…

These people would be really funny if they weren’t actively killing people

The number of cultures whatever the the monsters these people are are appropriating…

They drugged the pudding??

Ugh, that poor woman…she deserved support from her husband, not ridicule and a divorce

Oh..oh, maybe they’re not the problem. Maybe they’re just trying to make it in this world that doesn’t want them. Maybe there’s a rogue one that’s killing people

I KNEW Dean would mishear that as fish taco. But it’s apparently pishtaco, a Peruvian fat sucker

The rogue one is the owner of this spa’s brotherrrrrrr and he just killed her husband after being confronted about the deaths. Noooooo

I do genuinely feel bad for her. She really is just trying to do her best, just trying to get by 😭

Ok, while they search for Alonzo, I think it’s important to point out all the episodes lately that focus on coexisting…the werewolf pack, this lady, even Cain just wanted to be left alone…so I’m curious what this means for the greater arc of this season because it ALWAYS ties in

Poor Maritza…I can’t believe Dean wanted to kill her, even after all this. And he still wants to send her back to Peru?? Dean!! No!! She didn’t do anything wrong!! I’m really disappointed in you

I…am really heartbroken over this end scene in the bunker. But then…we should already know that Sam wouldn’t have saved Dean’s life during the third trial because he also didn’t look for Dean at ALL when Dean was in Purgatory. Now, I’m not saying that some of the things that were said here weren’t true or weren’t…necessary to get out in the air but DAMN. Sam just eviscerated Dean

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

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