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#Arthur is mostly teasing when he’s wailing about his brother being a dark chocolate guy
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I feel like Orm’s the type of person to only like really dark chocolate, because the rest is to sweet for him, but it drives Arthur up a wall because of course he’s the type of guy to only like dark chocolate.
#Let’s be real are the funniest part of my posts;
#Arthur is mostly teasing when he’s wailing about his brother being a dark chocolate guy
#I feel like American levels of sugar would not be Orm’s friend lol
#Arthur hands him a grape Fanta and he dies the moment it hits its tongue
#Orm’s genuinely concerned Arthur just tried to poison him
#Orm between violent dry heaving: “Just tell me what I did! Let me ” Arthur: “I swear on my soul it’s JUST A DRINK”
#Orm: “at least give me the honor of a man’s death at the end of a blade!”
#Arthur: “ I’m NOT trying to poison you this is just what we dri- no Orm put that down PUT IT-“
#Orm anhour later: “this country must be more wealthy than I thought-it must take an obscene amount of money to keep all the citizens health
#Arthur realizing he’s going to have to explain the American healthcare system to Orm: “…you should sit down.”
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