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#And I made them all fucking smile. Gave em the Lucitron Razzledazzle. or whatever lol
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So, as it turns out, my capacity for tyranny is actually fuckin huge and I'm really fucking good at it
I have so many more things to put in my book now
Peace Through Tyranny will be real circa 2048 and it'll still be sued by fucking Hasbro
#yippie peace through tyranny!!
#matrix visions
#So many fuckin matrix of leadership and matrix of conquest visions it's fucking unreal
#A few days ago woman came up to me and my latest victim and was like “So what's wrong with you two?”
#and then she started talking about the Bible. So I matched her by happily talking about my Bible study and shit
#And she got taken aback and asked “So why are you living a life of sin?” and without hesitation
#“Sin? What sin? Do you see any sin on me?” dressed as the most obviously queer person imaginable with a mask and cap on blocking my smile
#and most of my telling facial expressions. She looked me up and down for a moment and went “Oh. Oh I see.” and then started talking about
#where she's from and before she got to the “we don't dress like that there” part i go “Oh cool
#I've got family there!“ which wasn't a lie because lying is inefficient and asked where she was from in her own damn home state and she
#just got flustered. Eventually she fled with a smile on her face and I don't know what the hell she saw when she said “I see”
#Maybe she realized I wasn't gonna stop talking. Maybe she realized I knew what I was talking about. Maybe she remembered the golden rule!
#But to be completely honest I think she just realized she literally couldn't tell what was in my pants and didn't want to risk
#the ego damage of realizing “Damn I can't actually tell who is and isn't trans even though I keep saying I can”
#Because if she called me a man I'd nod my head. If she called me a woman I'd nod my head. This shit ain't nothing to me man.
#I'm just. So glad my friend who I was taking care of this for didn't turn around and show off the literally Satanic shit she was wearing
#Anyway that was the most opely hostile interaction but imagine that stretched over the course of a week
#And I made them all fucking smile. Gave em the Lucitron Razzledazzle. or whatever lol
#The Matrix of Deception really fuckin did light my darkest hour I can tell you that much. The other 2 were giving so many visions too.
#There was even plenty more to the lady I mentioned but god. I am so fuckin good at tyranny it's unreal
#I am a MACHINE that turn REACTIONARIES into FAGGOT LOVERS
#And I'm coming to a State near you!!
#Thinking it's the “Gay Agenda” means you've already fallen for my literal communist plot
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