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moongothic · 1 month

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Crocodile and dragon meeting because Ivankov introduces them is a cute au idea….you go to the queer pope for magic HRT and through whatever compulsive small talk they decide that you would be *perfect* for their less powerful token cis bestfriend

Describing Iva-chan as the Queer Pope is so fucking funny though oh my god

Part of me feels like it'd be funnier if Ivankov assumed both Croc and Dragon were straight, so they were introducing the two so they could literally be Just Friends (esp because you'd assume they aren't each other's type to begin with)

So when Iva-chan then accidentally walks in on the two smooching they just

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Asks #Dragodile #Accidental Wingmate Comrade Emporio Ivankov #I may be biased because even in canon Iva can't have known the two were dating which is funny as fucking hell #And I desperately need to retain that speck of comedy even if it was an AU #We're not gonna talk about the fact that this ask has been buried in my inbox for literally a month #My inbox is well-fed and even if I decide I can't think of something to say in response to an ask I find it hard to delete them #And appearently I missed an ask or two because of this #Me big stupid

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