Enid: Uh, guys, where’s Wednesday?
Yoko: Damn, her tinyass must have gotten lost in this huge crowd. I knew we should’ve made her wear one of those leash backpacks
Bianca: You mean the ones for children? I didn’t realize you had such a heavy death wish
Enid, more worried: Guys, cmon! We need to find her!
Xavier: Alright chill, Ajax and I made a plan in case your girlfriend got lost-
Enid: She’s not my girlfriend!
Xavier: -if you will, Ajax
Ajax, cupping his hands: ENID SINCLAIR IS A LITTLE FUCKING B I T C H-
Wednesday bursting through the crowd with several knifes in each hand:
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