Men giving flowers: overdone, they die, not original, damages the environment, clearly not thinking of the bees, the upkeep of the arrangement can be too much, you can't defend yourself with them, you just give them to me and then what?

Men giving me daggers: sexy, thinking of my well being, encouraging me to be strong, acknowledging me being badass, appreciation of the craftsmanship, into dagger foreplay, opportunity for him to strap the dagger really up my thigh and us having a moment filled with tension.

"who's afraid of little old me" is perfect for aelin asheryver galathynius and two other secret characters i can't mention because i have not finished the series and live in perpetual fear of spoilers.

this is me pushing the limits of my self control. I'm desperate to talk about them and their series, but i unfortunately cannot without risking spoiling myself, which i am not willing to do. this vague mess is the best i can do to try and satisfy myself. criminal that ttpd came out before i finished the series im so close (but still far) and have so many takes i desperately want to share but can't.

i apologise to everyone who is a casualty in this battle im fighting with myself lmao.

edit: i apologise for forgetting our queen nesta archeron. she also lays claim to this banger of a song