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miasmaghoul · 1 year

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Am I too late to send in an unhinged prompt? Swiss trying to suck his own dick. -Stream.

TEEHEE

Swiss huffs out a frustrated breath and growls as it ghosts over his sticky tip. A reminder of how close he is, yet how far.

"It's not that hard," Rain had said the other day. "Just gotta be flexible."

Swiss should have been paying more attention to how the lanky ghoul moved, in retrospect. But watching those long limbs bend and the way Rain's back curved had had Swiss palming himself shamelessly. When the ghoul had licked his own dick into his mouth Swiss had nearly passed out

But he's been here over an hour now, and he's only just managed to get his knees by his ears. His muscles scream at him, quads straining and shoulders taut. He'd long since lost his erection, his cock hanging limp and sad about six inches from his downturned mouth. Swiss grumbles as he tries shifting his hips one more time, but it's no use.

"Fuckin' hell," he bites out, batting at the mattress with grumpy fists. "So fuckin' close." Swiss brings a hand up and starts stroking. Maybe, if he can get a groove going, some of the tension in his spine will melt away and he'll get what he craves.

He fattens up again in no time, and at first Swiss thinks it's working. Some of the stiffness leeches from his overtaxed muscles, releasing around his hips. His now-slick tip is closer, he's pretty sure. Hopefully not just because he's a grower. Swiss stretches out his tongue, but has no luck. It remains just out of reach.

"Fuck, damn it," he gripes, pulling his hand away and watching his dick kick in its absence. To hell with this, he's too horny and his patience is gone. Swiss shifts at the shoulders, moving to unfold himself.

He can't lift his legs. He doesn't have the leverage.

He's stuck.

Swiss's cock throbs, and all he can do is watch as a pearl of precum beads up at the tip and drips down onto his own cheek.

"Oh no," he huffs, "ah, shit."

Swiss doesn't know if it's a miracle or a curse that Rain is the one to find him like that some 20 minutes later, striding into his bedroom unannounced with a pair of lunch plates.

"Hey Swiss, I brought you-" Rain freezes and gags on his words, eyes bugged out of his head. "Uh..."

"Oh, hey Rain," Swiss greets, aiming for casual and landing on strained, "what's up?"

"Is this why you were asking the other day?" Rain sets the plates on Swiss's desk with a raised eyebrow, a smirk playing at his lips. He approaches the bed, Swiss gazing at him upside down. His head is starting to get fuzzy from the pressure on his chest. It's making him delightfully loopy.

"How'd you guess?" Swiss blinks up at him with a crooked smile as Rain huffs out a laugh, rolling his eyes. "'s not as easy as it looks."

"I told you that, weren't you listening?"

"Nah," Swiss admits, smile morphing into a grin, "I had better things to pay attention too." His cock is still hard, twitching at the memory, and another drop of pre drips to land near Swiss's nose. Rain steps up and swipes it away with his thumb, smearing it over Swiss's lips.

"And now you're stuck," he chides, tutting, "should've listened when you had the chance." Something in Rain's tone has his stomach fluttering as the water ghoul disappears from his sight. Swiss feels the mattress dip and suddenly Rain is knelt against his back, staring down at him with a predatory tilt.

"Sorry," Swiss mutters, not really knowing why he's apologizing, but it feels right with how Rain is looking at him. "Help me? Please?" Rain smiles, offering a shrug.

"Maybe later," he says, light. Swiss blinks up at him, lips parted. Rain's long fingers run from the backs of his splayed knees and up his aching thighs, coming to rest on Swiss's firm cheeks. "But you look so welcoming, I think I'll help myself first."

Swiss yelps as best he can when Rain's hand snakes around to grip his hanging cock, giving him a firm squeeze as he spits on his exposed hole. Swiss feels himself clench and Rain laughs.

"Gonna paint that slutty face," he chuckles.

He looks Swiss in the eye as he tongues his hole and starts to stroke, and all Swiss can do is open his mouth and wait.

#miasma's work #the band ghost ficlets #swiss ghoul #rain ghoul #ANYTHING FOR STREAMMMM

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foryouthegays · 3 years

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Forming a secret organization [Dream SMP] liveblog and summary!

Good laugh times: 7:40, 1:18:15, 1:19:25

Protect mr philza minecraft from baby zombies (he really went all out on that bit today): 20:35, 32:40 34:45, 1:16:35

Sellout pog: 30:45, 1:00:50, 1:30:55, 2:01:15

Summary:

Techno started the stream in the Nether. He quickly went back to the overworld and to his house, where he meets up with Phil and Ranboo. He mentions that the house smells like gunpowder, and Phil quickly ushers them outside and they continue their conversation.

Techno nudges Ranboo away from the conversation, and he leaves the call. Phil and Techno watch as Ranboo leaves the house, and then Techno tells Phil his news. He talks about how taking down L’Manburg wasn’t the greatest plan, especially as he’s only one person. He wants to bring other people to their anarchist ways.

Phil agrees to form a secret organization for anarchists, because they can’t fight ten to one.

Techno and Phil go to Ranboos house, asking for a feather, and Ranboo asks if he’s getting kicked out. They say no, and then Ranboo says that he has something that might get him kicked out.

He talks about how he sometimes doesn’t remember what he does, and that he was the person who blew up the community house.

Techno asks why, and Ranboo says he doesn’t know.

Phil and Techno agree that they don’t really care about the community house, and Ranboo continues, saying that he has one of the discs. Phil and Techno agree again that they don’t care about the discs at all.

Techno and Phil leave.

Techno leads Phil to a stronghold, which he calls a ‘structure,’ and they cover it with gravel to hide it. They enter the structure, and they find a library, some useless doors, and keep exploring, finding nothing. Techno is confused, thinking that there had to have been a reason for the stronghold's existence.

While looking at a connected Abandoned Mineshaft, Techno finds an enchanted golden apple.

They go into the lower parts of the stronghold, and they find a prison. Techno mentions that the bread he found earlier tasted around 2,000 years old, which gives us a rough (and joking) estimate of when the stronghold was made.

Phil finds a strange portal, and they talk about how advanced the previous civilization must had been, to be able to make unbreakable blocks. They hear a villager writing, and dig up to a strange room.

It ends up being the igluu where Orphans parents lived, and they start laughing, but then, DreamXD logs in. He breaks the portal, and then leaves. Techno begs dream to put the portal back, because it would’ve added to the lore, and that their characters didn’t know what it was, and were going to use it as a table.

Dream logs in again, and puts one (1) portal frame block down, and then leaves again. Phil tells Dream how to place the blocks incorrectly so they wouldn’t form a portal, and he logs in to place them back.

DreamXD hears Techno joking about going to the end, logs in, and then logs out when Techno says he’s joking. Then, Techno explains the difference between DreamXD and Dream, saying that DreamXD has canonical access to creative mode, and is like God, but Dream is just some homeless teletubby. DreamXD logs in, says ‘they actually are I am the protector,” and logs out.

In chat, Techno asks ‘who was that dram fanboy, how did he get whitelisted,’ and DreamXD logs in again, hits Techno with a sword a few times, and logs out.

Techno and Phil decorate the meeting room a bit, and they start talking about what the association should be called. Techno says that he wants it to be the ‘[blank] Syndicate,’ and before they can agree on anything, Ranboos nametag is spotted, and they agree to kill him if he comes into the meeting room.

Techno puts down a sign with the organization's motto, which is ‘Sic semper tyrannis,’ which means ‘thus always to tyrants.’

He starts writing in the manifesto.

“This syndicate is formed to promote anarchy and fight tyranny in all its forms.

“We shall have no Leader; no member shall be compelled to act if they do not choose to.

“No member shall reveal information about the Syndicate to outsiders.

“Technoblade shall serve as the Recruiter to induce new members into the Syndicate with Approval from a Majority of members.”

Phil and Techno leave the Stronghold, and realize that the Igluu wasn’t actually Orphans parents, but instead a different Igluu that Ranboo had been using for Cartographers. They go back to the house, planning to meet with Ranboo, but on the way, they find a strange tower made of stone. Its hollow, but theres no chests or anything inside. They continue and meet with Ranboo, who has gifts for them. Techno gets a Netherite shovel with Efficiency V, Mending, Silk Touch, and Unbreaking III.

He brings them under his house, and we find he has a ‘comfort room,’ made of netherrack, that has several mob heads on the walls, an extra set of armor, and pets sitting next to the ladder. They talk about the map on the wall, and Techno seems concerned, or a bit scared.

Techno and Phil leave the call, and talk about how extremely strange the room, and Ranboo, was. They recount their adventure, and move the villagers into a more efficient layout. Ranboo joins them after a few minutes, at 1:38:00, and they work on curing the zombie villagers and giving them jobs

Liveblog:

I love when technos computer says he isnt streaming so he just rambles about that before it says he does and then he does the starting the streammm thing. Also if u havent heard the starting the streammmm thing u r missing out it is amazin

Techno pls get a new laptop im gonna cry

HE SAID THREE HE SAID THREE if u dont know, techno says three v nicely

“I havent even shown you the secrets, how would you guys be able to snitch??” SIR????

Oh my god is he using his phone to read chat,,,,,i hate him i hate him so much u haVE 5 MIL SUBS AND CANT EVEN GET A SECOND MONITOR WHYY

Ranboo!!! Philza minecraft!!!!! Hi!!!

5:40 ‘why does it smell like gunpowder?’ Techno there is no smell in minecraft. Lore pog?

6:45 AKDFJGLSA RANBOOS FUNDY IMPRESSION IM

8:45 ‘any second now its gonna be 11 percent updated, and thats like halfway done, if you think about it’ adhd autism solidarity right there lmao

I dont think techno can physically pay attention to lore for more than a minute at a time. He just like, sees a dog and zooms in on it while someones talking and its such a mood. All techno know is get distracted, kill orphans, protect philza minecraft, and anarchy. Love him

10:45 he just got COMPLETELY distracted w his laptop im actually crying form laughter

So uh. 17 mins in. Techno (without saying anything). Kills a zombie that was trying to kill ranboo. Thats. Thats a thing he only does for people he trusts. Uhhh

Technos voice at 21:30,,,,,,hhghn why is he like this why is he randomally doing weird voices

26:35 ‘hacker voice: were in’ HGKDFJSL

Ok but techno making fun of doors is so funny tho. Also he rlly did go all out on the baby zombie bit tdoay im actually crying

Techno when phils being chased by two creepers, a few zombies, and skeletons: i do not see it

Techno when phils being chased by one (1) baby zombie: loOK OUT PHILZA MINECRAFT

42:00 god apple poggggg

45:50 techno sir why do u know what 2,000 year old bread tastes like

Dsmp techno :handshake: minecraft story mode techno

Hating doors

Dsmp techno :handshake: smp earth techno

Living right above a stronghold

48:35 ‘dude, they had all this super advanced technology because they didnt waste time trying to figure out how to make doors’ FSKHGJDAL

50:25 UH?? WHAT IS THAT LMAO

OH ITS ORPHANS PARENTS LMAOOOO

GDFJKHSL DREAM HI

51 MINS IN HGJSKDFJASL DREAM PUT IT BACK IT WAS A GOOD TABLE DREAM

56:25 ‘listen, I’ve read a lot of mythology Phil, and nothing bad has ever happened from angering the gods.’ You SURE about that?

I will actually never get over techno making fun of dream its so funny to me 1:01:10

I am so, so extremely queer for technos planning/schemeing voice like when its kinda quieter and deeper n slower? Hhgnn

Also is latin canon in this universe? Pog

Asmr Technoblade makes a cult :)

Ok ok ok ok SO i know that techno wants to make all the members equal (and i do think that hell try his best to make that possible) but bc hes just,,,so FREAKING powerful both in terms of pvp and resources, i feel like his opinion IS gonna matter more, but also im p sure hes the writer of the arc so like. He has more important opinions anyway so unless he is v obviously controlling the other members of the group, i think this could be a fun collab thing. And i am SO excited to see all yalls analysis for what other people think of him ahhHHH i love analysis.

1:17:10 “whose idea was it to make baby zombies stronger? Why are the babies stronger?? Have you ever fought a baby in real life? I have, and it was trivially easy to defeat, Phil.” TECHNO????

Also i can NOT believe that someone thinks techno doesnt use dark humor,,,,have u WATCHED his videos?????

1:25:05 Like literally RIGHT after he makes a joke abt how ranboos shovel’ll be good for digging graves for his enemies, which was taking soooo long before

Ah yes, technoblade, the 21 yr old child 1:28:40

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