#A single chlorinated pool could end the royal bloodline of Atlantis
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A week in a midwestern AmericInn would kill them both
#Actually the Midwest could probably kill them. Hell pool at an AmericInn would probably kill them both#A single chlorinated pool could end the royal bloodline of Atlantis#Cut to Arthur in middle school thinking he’s going to DOMINATE the swimming unit#Cut to his attempt to breathe in chlorine. Cut to an hour straight of screeching and hacking#Aquaman#arthur curry#orm marius#Men’s Road-trip to Mt. Rushmore but Arthur and Orm just get progressively more ill as they go#Arthur has like a vague political reason to head towards the Great Lakes or something and he was instantly like “omg road trip 😝🤩🥳💅”#“My dad never took me on road-trips as a kid so this will be great!!!”#Arthur on FaceTime ghost white collapsed on a hotel room floor while Orm chugs water straight from the bathroom tap in the background :#”no babe it was a great idea one of my best I swear- wait don’t put mom on DONT-“#He didn’t get to bring Junior just FYI.
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A single chlorinated pool could end the royal bloodline of Atlantis
#Stole this from my own tags from my last post#Because it’s hilarious and it’s been making me laugh my whole shift#Imagine Arthur in middle school thinking he’s going to DOMINATE the swimming unit#Cut to his attempt to breathe chlorinated water. Cut to an excellent parent teacher phone call#“Yeah need to come get your son… he’s been screaming for forty five minutes… uh he says the “water burned to breathe in”…#“Perhaps we could offer you the number of a counselor…”#Aquaman#arthur curry#aquaman and the lost kingdom#aquaman 2#orm marius
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