#2: Woody Allen is a terrible filmmaker and terrible person that Hollywood and the American intelligentsia have propped up my entire life...
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Vicky Christina Barcelona is Woody Allen trying to do a Pedro Almodóvar flick, except he's an """auteur""" who can only make a Woody Allen movie.
"Aha," he says, "I will move the action to Spain and include a wild relationship with a threesome and a scene with a gun! Just like Pedro."
He wishes.
#auteur here in quotes for two reasons#1: auteurs imo should be able to move outside of their customary styles if they want to and imo Allen tried and failed here#2: Woody Allen is a terrible filmmaker and terrible person that Hollywood and the American intelligentsia have propped up my entire life...#and for what? terrible movies? why.
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