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memospacexx · 3 months
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Alastor: I wish to try this 'father child' thing! It couldn't possibly be that hard to be a good parent
Lucifer: Ye-yeah?! Well, it's not like you can just-
Y/N: Pops into existence with a wave of a cane
Lucifer: -pop... pop one... huh
Y/N: 👁️👁️
Lucifer: ...
Alastor: Hello spawn!
Y/N, at Alastor: Papa, I crave the flesh of the sinners
Alastor: Splendid, bonding time! Lets go hunt, my dear little spawn!
Vaggie: Oh fuck there's two of them
Vaggie starts sweating so hard bro, Charlie is just shocked cos…he can just…DO THAT? Husker just sighs cause more trouble = headache, Angel is just…”Theres two. Great.🙁” he calls the kid Mini smiles and nifty is nifty. Take that as you will cos …yeah. sir Pentious is just worried that the kid is gonna probably eat one of his egg boys😭
He (alastor) keeps ya around he thinks your trouble but hey it’s entertainment!
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memospacexx · 3 months
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It's exterminator day
Everyone is inside the hotel
Except
Husk: ...hey where's Y/N
Alastor: Right here my good man-... Shit
Charlie: They were just here! Where did they go?
They notice the door is slightly open
Baby spawn's first trauma <3
Uh oh!
Honestly, you were just curious, you sneaked out when everyone was busy and panicking
It wasnt RARE to see dead demons in hell, but there was more than usual you noticed, alot of shadows zooming past you too, maybe its father? You decide to follow it, completely forgetting he was at the HOTEL. But you were a mere child, you cannot be blamed for such stupidity
Back at the hotel when husker mentioned your absence, Alastor almost went ballistic.He wanted to go out when someone pointed out the slightly open door but Charlie begged him to stay, however, he was a hard headed fellow and went out instead to find his spawn.
Honestly hes a little disappointed, he can make another sure but hes disappointed he got so used to this one. To any other demon it mightve looked like he was just taking a stroll, but smart little sinners knew he was seething.
Alastor rounded the corner in time to hear a painfully familiar scream before his patience snapped and his demon form showed. His limbs grew out of place and the static around him intensified-
But thats all you remembered. Next thing you knew, you were in the room you claimed to be yours at the hotel.Head still slightly spinning
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memospacexx · 3 months
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Alastor x Child reader (PLATONIC)
Imagine this savage little thing getting in trouble and taking of running like an animal (4 legs) and hiding behind Alastor with the arm of a random sinner in their mouth shaking their head like a dog playing with a chew toy
Like father like hell spawn
Ok, it was funny and cute at first but this is going too far!
Charlie sighed at gave Alastor a look
“Alastor! Please can you keep them under control?!”she somewhat yelled
The child behind the overlord merely hummed and continued to chew on some sinners (not attached) arm, it was mostly bone now tho, Alastor’s grin widened and he turned to charlie, “But they’re just playing!” Vaggie butted it “No! Thats not playing, ITS EATING SOMEONE!” Vaggie pointed at the little monster behind him,
Alastor hummed and patted the childs head and smiled more, “Its a snack!” He grinned, “No!”
At the bar, on the other side of the room, sir pentious looked at the scene nervously, if it could eat a sinner it could definitely eat his egg boys… “What if it eats u too..?” Angel somewhat (he hopes its only a joke) joked, Husker rolled his eyes, sayin that ‘he wouldn’t put it behind them if its dad is the radio demon.’
“Like father like hell spawn” he grumbled, gulping down some cheap booze
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memospacexx · 3 months
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Imagine Alastor's spawn bringing Charlie random body parts throughout the day and Charlie being so confused but then the kid says something like "you haven't eaten all day, I'm giving you snacks" and Charlie starts sobbing.
Charlie had ALWAYS wanted a baby sister! Or brother! She doesnt care she just wants a sibling!!!! And ever since Alastor has spawned you from the CREEPIEST parts of himself, youve grown attached to her, your so cute and adorable and lowkey scary and terrifying…but shes sure your 70% harmless‼️…to most fortunate souls..maybe
One day, Charlie was making rounds in the hotel, checkin in on everything and everyone, today was particularly rough for her, she forgot to eat even tho vaggie kept reminding her
Alastors spawn noticed this and snuck out the hotel and ripped someones arm off? Aint it so sweet? (they brought the other limbs back tho , they wanted to share with father DEERest)
Charlie was out of it until she felt a tap on her upper leg, she looked down to see a familiar color, red. Almost like a signature she thinks
She smiled down at you, “Yes Y/N? Somethin the matter sweetie? Is angel picking on you again?” She joked, crouching down to your level, you pouted and replied”No! If angel was picking on me id bite his limbs off! And and i got you something-“ the said , quickly changing thr subject -“ dawww, really? You didnt-“ the child pulled out a very buff green arm( rip sinner ) behind their back, how did they hide that???
“Have…have to..” she said, still smiling but eyes wide “you havent eaten today miss Charlie! Father says its never a good day on an empty stomach” you scolded innocently, offering the arm up with a smile
Shes gonna start crying (from fear? Happiness? Shock? She doesnt know anymore.)
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memospacexx · 3 months
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I know you ain’t takeing anything but I’ll forget but can you do an Alastor spawn with y/n (who’s Alastors wife.) be a mother figure. Once again I apologize for requesting whilst your closed but I did not want to forget.
Thank you and have a swell day hun!
This so cute ALSO MY REQUESTS ARE OPEN YEAHYUHHH
You two never really talked about kids, not really interested in making nor raising one but one day, alastor came home from the hotel with a child? It looked suspiciously similar to you more than alastor… had your features on the face but alot of red and has the ears of a deer… where the hell did he get this thing
You gave him a bewildered glance, his grin widened and he raises the child so its eye level with you, “look dearest! Its our child!” “What.” You stare blankly at your husband and child who had the same grin as…its father?Yeah i guess so
He spawned a child….in his and your image…out of boredom .? You could not beleive this man. ALL because he had a little grudge against lucifer, the king of hell, himself
Honestly? It wasnt that bad, the child particularly grew attached to you, not questioning you and always doing anything you’ve said, the childs name was Mona, alastor didnt name it, he left that job to you
It was quite fun, your little family, you, mona, alastor, it was as sweet as it could get in hell!
However.
This child was feral, it probably has rabies! Thankfully it only really attacks others. Right. Hopefully.😕
Mona usually spends her time at the hotel, its like its own personal play ground but of course, despite having the option to sleep there (Alastor let her have a room next to the one he claimed as his and yours, tho you never really slept there, always preferring your humble little home), she always goes back to you
Mona’s favorite activity is baking with you, unlike your husband and child , your not a cannibal, however they still eat whatever tasty treat you wip up
Its quite the sight honestly, sometimes it still baffles you
You never took Al to be the type to be fatherly due to his own past as human before he was damned, but here they are, standing by the doorway to the kitchen you watched as Al and Mona made Jambalaya, their favorite dish while humming to an old song from alastor’s time on a radio
Alastor never liked his father sure, and this was a very carless, unplanned and rushed decision but its his own actions, i suppose he should atleast own up to it, right? He spawned her, it would be cruel to take her back!(Hes lying he could, he just grew attached cos mona looked alot like you)
<3
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(IF THIS IS ASS IM SORRY IM SICK AND RUNNING OFF OF APPLE JUICE)
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memospacexx · 3 months
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Alastor’s child, his carbon copy cos he made it in his image, running around the building the three V’s own cos you wondered off while alastor was taking a stroll with you , Velvet using you as a little mannequin, Valentino being annoyed with you and slightly afraid (Like when he was afraid of nifty in the new episode) , he hates kids. And Vox bribing you with candy and videogames (that you didnt really play cos dad never let ya, you only played pokemon games on the old lil Ds pops gave you) so you spill everything you know abt alastor
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memospacexx · 3 months
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“They need to be exposed to more color”
“They are!”
“YOU GAVE THEM A KALEIDOSCOPE. THATS NOT EVEN THE BARE MINIMUM”
“They look happy to me!😁”
Alastor and vaggie arguing about the spawns enrichment needs (Bro only knows red)
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memospacexx · 6 months
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Mammon aspect potential people seem to be sleeping on: WEBS! Besides all the obvious (cough) spicy scenario potentials, there's also stuff like
-Four arms are clearly NOT enough for the King of Greed to hold onto you with! Conjure up some webbing to hold every single inch of you tighter! NO room for dead space between you. All his!
-There's no getting forced out of bed early before him for other arrangements you didn't wanna go to, you're, quite literally, webbed stuck in bed, in prime cuddle range, until he wakes up. Complete accident. No it wasn't. Won't happen again. It absolutely will.
-Got long hair and it's windy out? Nah, he wants to see that face! Web scrunchy!
-Quick emergency bandage webs just in case those teeth ever slip up, whoops.
-No having to worry about getting lost in the sea of the concert crowds, just follow the web line back.
-So many "Guess you're stuck with me, eh?" jokes.
Exactly!!! Not only could it be…used as bondage BUT HE USES IT TO FUCK W YOU TOO
Like imagine your tryna walk away from him, fizzarolli called you over to show you a neat trick, suddenly you feel webs pull you back
HE ISNT EVEN PHASED MAN its like his dog wandered too far so he pulls the leash back
Hes a deep sleeper so its not always he manages to web you before you can get up but on the occasions he can?
“let me go.”
He grumbles in response
“Mon we have a show today. Like. Your stupid fucking clown pageant”
“Ughh five more minutes” it was indeed NOT five minutes
On the rare occasion you do get lost in a crowd, he attaches a small web on you incase everytime you guys step out😭😭you cant exactly loose him cos hes a big fuckin Christmas tree but he can loose you, its the equivalent of attaching a balloon on you so he can find you quick
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memospacexx · 6 months
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Could you do a Mammon x reader where he REALLY doesn't want hell to find out Reader and him are an item, but he's living in post-FizzModeus world, and so the media pays extra attention to any imps the Sins spend any time with? He's gotta try extra hard to keep it a secret, but it's almost impossible to not have people assume they're secretly a couple. He's worried Asmodeus will blackmail him if he ever finds out and everything.
Maybe he gets jealous of someone, or he has to save you, and he just decides then and there he doesn't care either, takes a page from Ozzie's book, and finally announces it for all of hell to hear.
ON IT 😋😋😋🙏
GN! Reader, reader is said to be a “lowly” demon
This was horrible. This IS horrible.
Mammon regrets everything right now, why’d he have to send you???why not some other bitchy bitch
Currently, you were talking to one of the people that work for him, not directly under him but sort of like a contract thing from another work place
What was so bad?
He was flirting with you
And worst part is MAMMON CANT EVEN DO ANYTHING CAUSE THERES PEOPLE. Horrid horrid day indeed
He thought he was being secretive but many MANY demons noticed how he glared at the man you were speaking to.
“Damn incubus.” He grumbled with his teeth snarled
Many have been wayy too observant after what went down last clown pageant….
An imp pokes at his friend, and adjusts his glasses “do you think mammon and his secretary are fucking?” He jokes, kinda
“Why do ya think so” his companion questions
He excitedly points to the incubus you were talking to “Look! That guy is totally flirting with them, and mammon looks like hes about to jump him” he says to his friend
The friends eyes widen at the sudden realization “wait your right-“ he turns to his glasses wearing friend when they , and the crowd,suddenly heard a man screaming
“what the fack are you?! A buisness partner or a brothel worker?!” Mammon yells at the incubus while holding onto his collar, raising him from the ground. “M-mammon sir!” the incubus says nervously
With wide eyes you snap back from your initial shock, seeing phones all around you. Recording.
‘Shit’ you thought to yourself. No way of coming back from this one
You furrow your brows and turn to mammon who was still yelling at the poor demon
“You fuckin cunt! I’ll KILL YA-“ Mammon was stopped when he felt someone grab one of his spikes from his clothes. He growled and looked over to see you glaring right back at him.
It seems like you two are just glaring at each other until he sighs aggressively and shoves the incubus down.
The crowd watches as you, a lowly demon, managed to boss around THE mammon.
Ohh…Ozzie is gonna be thrilled to hear about this, seeing as its already all over social media.
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memospacexx · 6 months
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I’ve been thinking about how affectionate mammon would be if he did have a lover, the way he sits down and pulls the fizzie bots into his sides and drapes his hands over them, he’d probably keep a hand on his lover at all times, I’m gonna start rambling if I’m not careful, I imagine if you were to hug him it would be like hugging a big warm pillow. If you have any HCs about being affectionate with mammon please share them I’m in an absolute brain rotting stage at the moment lol.
Touchy mammon for life
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-hes so touchy
-its insane
-in public even
-you two arent out to the public. ALL THO-
His persona to the public is so touchy so he gets away with ALOT of it
-he hugs you, pinches your cheeks and even slaps your ass in PUBLIC infront of a CROWD
-and they think
Oooh its just mammon being mammon!!!
-yeah right
-in private he acts as if you leaving to take a shit is the end of the world
-cant you hold it??☹️☹️☹️
-no mammon. No i cannot.
The amount of WRESTLING you have to go thru and your opponent is not even conscious
With a groan, you try to remove mammons arms around you cos you REALLY needed to take a piss, mammon in question snors away
“Ugh!” With a huff you give up, slapping mammons arm before surrendering
-he wish he could be more lovey w you in public but i suppose this will do😒😒
-he loves hugs, 4 arms, better to hug you with
-hes basically your pillow too he wont let you sleep if its not on him
“I have pack pains.” “Not my fault mate” “ITS 100% YOUR FAULT?”
he gives good massages tho
BUT
Its such a hastle to get him to agree ughhh
“Why?” He grumbled, crossing all his arms
“You” you point at him “gave me BACK PAINS”
“You said to be rougher!” He argued back raising his voice slightly
“Besides, why would I, the great mammon, ruler of greed, massage YOU?” He says with a sassy tone
Your eye twiched.
Yeahhh silent treatment for the bitch👎👎👎
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memospacexx · 6 months
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If you can and want to, would you please do another Mammon request? One of his personal fizzies got pushed off his web for clapping for Fizzerolli. Maybe the reader is the replacement fizzie (or maybe the other Fizzie who held his popcorn and fan) and it’s all about their experiences attending to Mammon at home and at Mammon Theatre?
From my understanding; your asking for a what if! What if reader was one of the fizzbots, this will be short but i can do another version if asked <3
HELLUVA BOSS SPOILERS FOR THE NEWEST EPISODES!
(Sorry for spelling mistakes :(()
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Sitting on the spiderweb-like chair, you stare in amusement, the new contestants this year were surley an intresting group
With a sigh you look over to your left, a robo-fizzie, it looked back at you with a smile, not that it can do anything but smile.
You were about to say something till a cloud of smoke appeared and a familiar green smoke and a familiar ‘cha-ching!’ Sound was heard
You waved your hand over your face, getting rid of the smoke, with a cough you look up to see mammon, the sin of greed, munching on a drumstick
You raise a brow, wondering where the hell he got that from, but keep quiet, you were there to be his ‘right hand man’ afterall, but you never did any actual work, its just an excuse for mammon to have you in his vision 24/7. Hes quite the possesive prick
“Waddya think bout this year’s contestants sweets?” He says with glee, turning to you, with a ring of bells because of his hat
“Pretty sure Fizzarolli will win again” you say with a hum
Suddenly the popcron you wereholding dissapears from your grasp
“Theres gals down there too, you think they could make it to the finals? Women aint that funny ya know” he says, munching on the popcron
“Dont say that, they could be the new face of your business, who knows” you lightly scold
“Ya just said fizz would winf” he says with a full mouth
“Hey man i cant predict the future” you huff
“Well-“ Mammon was cut off by the sound of singing, the preformance is about to start
He shoves the popcron back into your hand and lays back with a smirk
You roll your eyes and start using the fan you held in your other hand
[time skip to fizz’s FINAL preformance]
“Dont worry folks- im sure Fizzarolli is just getting prepaired for his grand- fuckin preformance-“ mammon says with rage, checking the stage. Suddenly the stage fills with blue smoke, and Fizzarolli appears.
Mammon smirks and teleports back to the web, pulling you closer by the waist and using the fizz as an arm rest
You watched nervously as fizz’s, entertaining yet scary preformance, scary cause hes dissing the SIN of GREED but you look over to the your left, his hand still on your waist, hes laughing. Is he that slow????
“Wonder what all this fuckins about” he jests (haha jester joke)
A small portal appeared, “its about you” Asmodeus says
“Hah??” He says looking back at the closing portal
As the preformance progresses you see where this is going, by the end of it, thats the only time mammon even realized it was about him-
“mammon you sad sack of shit!”Fizz says with no remorse, the crowd goes silent.
Suddenly you hear a crackle of electricity, staring at the angered demon, you gulp, you liked fizz, he was cool, he might die today tho. Yikes
The robofizz to his right claps and he pushes it off the web, you cough into your fist and look away.
He teleports away to argue with fizz, cause apparently that song was his notice. He quits
‘Its about time’ you thought to yourself. Eating the left over popcorn mammon didnt eat (he threw up on the other bot that he pushed down)
You sigh and look down at the shit show that is mammon and Asmodeus arguing.
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memospacexx · 6 months
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Forgot to out my thing on MY BAD u can now send requests i think yayaayayay
Disclaimer!! This MIGHT be OOC cause we dont really know much about mammon as of now, when we get more on him i will be updating my general headcanons for him!!!
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- initially he js thought you were the one who brought the most money thats why you stood out to him(sure)
- in this scenario I’ll make it so you work under him, managing his sales and making the advertisments n shit or whatever but its up to you wholeheartedly
- a succubus????did u seduce him???😞
- he genuinely started to get hissy whenever anyone talks to you…not that anyone really knew-
-you did not know he saw that. YOU DIDNT KNOW HE EVEN ACKNOWLEDGED YOU
-tbh if he ever put his ego aside and actually asked you out it would be like this:
“Eyyy if it isnt my favorite Succubus!”
favorite?you have NEVER SPOKEN TO HIM BEFORE
“Hello Sir-“
“Drop the sir sweetheart, anyways, i was wonderin if you would accompany me to this fine new restaurant?to discus the..urm sales of course!”
Lie buzzer sound
You thought it was lies but like…u cant really say that to a sin-
“Oh, of course sir it would be an honor” was he fr is this rlly abt that
-Do people know? NO cant risk that-
-However Fizz did find out- walked into you two laughing together, and to fizz, THATS WEIRD…Mammon??being nice??making someone actually laugh without insulting them?? Time to tell ozzie(before he quit)
-also you and fizz get along. I js wanted to point that out, you managed the sales of his robo-self, thats how he found you, he thinks your funny, and when he found out you and mammon were an item he was like
“Are you alright”
“What🤨”
-yeahhh…Ozzie does threaten him with it, like blackmail, but he wouldn’t actually leak that info unless it was an actual must, he knows how it feels 🤷‍♀️
-you two cant exactlyy go on dates, cos of the public, usually you two just watch a movie in his abode🫶🫶🫶
No he wont share popcorn. Get ur own (he will whine if u dont share yours cos he finished his)
If he were to buy gifts he asks his underlings to buy it. They dont question him (he will throw a hissy fit and probably kill them if they ask ngl😭)
Speeking of underlings they hate u lmaoo
They dont like the special treatment u get smh
But they arent mean to you( mammon will kill them💀)
And they refuse to tell anyone cause the fear they have for the sin of greed is INSANE
He made it clear if they gossiped he will indeed set everything they love on fire 😋
-you mention this new dress? Woah its on your (shared) bed
-scrolling thru ur phone and you linger on a specific item? Damn how did that get on your desk
-Favorite food? Say less(he ate it and had to get another but its okay)
But imma explain your job- basically you managed the sales and in-charge of the the advertisement,making sure it reaches the…right audience
And how you met(you didnt meet him when you got the job, someone else was handling it)
How he noticed you was all on accident
(You tripped infront of him . He thought it was the funniest thing for a day then he couldn’t get you out his head for a week)
He bought you VERY high heels as a joke bc of it😭😭😭
Tho a downside of his, in any relationship, doesn’t matter how much he gives and gives, it always feels like he’s taking too. You always have to be there, but not as a lover at times since your relationship isnt public. You have to always be there when hes out, he promoted you so you could be his “secretary “ so he had an excuse to keep you on a tight leash , he might try to isolate you tbh, hes greedy, he wants you all to himself, after arguing w him abt it he doesnt, thankfully, but hes just painfully possesive, but doesnt isolate you from anyone, just demands most of your time is on him
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I hope this is to your likingg🫶🫶🫶
@nachowtoast
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memospacexx · 6 months
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I've been noticing your blogs pop up on my timeline for quite a while and I am OBSESSED with reading your Mammon hcs and one shots or whatever the hell you call it eyhjnkvgc
Can you do one where you reject him after a while of him developing a big fat crush on ya 👀 ...
Ain't going anonymous, I'm cringe AND I DONT GIVE A FACK!
Rejection? Uhoh. This is a little shorter than normal, sorry!
This is basically just yandere mammon🫶
Tw(?)Hes an asshole here, a possesive asshole.
GN!Reader, reader has(had) a boyfriend, reader works under mammon.(lmk if i missed anythinnn😋)
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-you? Reject someone as great as him?
-he genuinely stared at you in shock for a moment before teleporting away with a loud cackle of electricity
-he avoids you. Or so you think
-but he watches
-from afar, on social media, or even has someone follow you 24/7.
-he sees your every move. He sees whoever your talking too. They end up DEAD
-he sends gifts to you on a daily. The new trendy shit, the stuff everyone wishes they have! For fucks sake he even sent a fizzbot
“Anonymous” but you always know who its from. Seeing the green and black color scheme of each gift
-hes still in denial btw painfully PAINFULLY deep denial. He cant wrap his head around it!
-you rejected him? No your just shy!
-till he found out why.
-You had a boyfriend.
-how dare he. Hes keeping you from the great Mammon! How crude, how SELFISH.
-uhm hes dead 😞 rip bf😕
-you didnt have to think twice , you already knew who did this.
-you try to quit your current job, which is under him. But he doesnt let you leave.
-leave? No! Your not allowed to leave. You belong here. You belong to HIM. He gave you EVERYTHING.
“Why.” You say, looking him straight in the eye. “Gotta be more specific than that love” he says with a mouthful of cake “why me? I have never done anything to attract you.” You say with rage. You will never forgive him for the hell he put you through . Never. “Its cos your YOU!” He laughs, food flies out his mouth and you cringe. Looking away from him, you decide to speak up.“You killed him ,.didnt you” you accused.
He suddenly stops laughing, he turns to you with a calm tone “He was getting in the way.” He states, as if its the most obvious thing in the world. You feel your black heart break a little more.
You were trapped.
He wouldn’t let you leave.
He wouldn’t let you talk to anyone but him.
He wanted you to only depend on him.
You were happy. You could’ve been happy. Why of all the demons in this shit hole, it had to be you? For once, you met a kind man, a kind demon. Thats rare, for fucks sake your in hell! But of course, you cant always get your way down here. You stare up at the skull sitting on Mammons desk. A familiar skull. Its stare bores into you, as if asking why you didn’t save him.Why you didnt do anything. Why your so..
Helpless.
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memospacexx · 6 months
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Can I get some headcanons for what mammon would do if we broke up with him :D
IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE🙈🙈🙈
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-YOU? LEAVE HIM?
-insane
-If there were to ever be a break in this relationship, HE HAS TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK IT UP
(In his mind😭)
-why? He knows hes fuckin mean and shit but why???
He used the “I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING “ line on u btw🧍‍♀️
-Tbh he would act like he doesnt care but hes HURT
-He gets worst to his underlings, wayy more destructive and easy to annoy
Annoyed mammon= someones death probably
(They hate u even more now)
-they thought they could FINALLY hurt you cos ur not mammons anymore
-they are now dead ehem
-He still stalks you via social media tbh
-he makes sure your alright even if he “doesnt care”
As mentioned before, the only time he would leave you is if it got out, even if he got tired of you he wouldnt of left, cause your still his, at the point he doesnt love you anymore your a mere object he owns.
After the breakup your life was a lil messy
Only cause he kept tryna mess w u as payback
He wouldn’t hurt you however
No
Never
He makes it inconvenient however
(Turning your electricity off, messing with your car or other vehicles etc)
But if someone hurt you?? Ok GAME ON doesnt matter if it isn’t physically
He has a trusted underling follow u around 24/7💀💀
And:
You went on a date with a shitty guy once, he was a dick, he bailed so you had to pay for dinner.
His body was delivered to your door wrapped with a green and black bow with a check that had the amount you had to pay for that shit date
Wonder who its from
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😋🙏
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memospacexx · 6 months
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General NSFW HCs for Mammon with reader~? (idk if this was already answered for but here haha)
This so late but whwtever guys mb
But since theres a shit ton of requests im gonna make this a teaser!! I’ll write a full oneshot on this soon :33
-Being held up by spider webs is not how you wanted to wake up. But here we are
-i suppose its only fair right? Youve always been sooo busy for the past week, running around and making sure everything is perfect for the clown pageant
-sometimes mammon regrets actually giving you a job here
-takes too much time off him!!!
So unfair
“Ugh….” You groan, trying to move to start your day of, who would of guessed. Work. 2 days before the clown contest
“The fuck?” You mummbled, looking up only to see a bunch of spider webs holding you up and keeping you in place.
The one binding your wrists,and your legs , and one on your waist seem to be the ones actually holding you up, the rest seem to just wrap around your body
Looking down you see a bright green and black bow placed on your stomach
Oh
Oh no-
Before you could try and wriggle out you hear the door slam open
“Finally awake huh?” It was mammon, not in his jester outfit.
Your eyes widened when you realized where this is going
“No no- mammon i cant! I have shit to day-!” You yell, trying to get out of the webs
“Do it later” he smirks, walking toward the bed “you owe me.. ALOT “ he says with annoyance
“Owe you? For what?! Ive been doing your work for the past weeks! You huff out “exactly love. Youve been ignoring me” he says crossing his top arms and putting the bottom ones on his waist
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Im currently writting the full blown fanfic so dw!! This is js a teaser so atleast you guys get something hehe
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memospacexx · 3 months
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Ok dad mammon headcanons
Fuck yes what
Mammon has a little girl!!!!! Girl dad mammon
-Hes spoiled, his kids will be too
-and hes rich as fuck? His spoiled little princess!!!
-daddys girl obv, still loves ya but ya cant blame her
-genuinely cannot get intro trouble??? Mammon always has a excuse for it??? Hes crazy
“Sir-“
“She was just havin som fun! Ya cunts cant let a lil girl play these days?!”
“Sir she set her classmates hair on fire.”
“Its caled havin fun deal with it”
-spoiled lil girl = spoiled teen
-Daddy little(not really anymore) princess! Always will be
-Always spends time with her honestly, he makes everyone else do his work ( he already does that it just got worst-)
-Would drop anything if she needed him( he would do the same for you- but would also drop you if she called cos cmon, his baby?? Duhhh)
-swears Lil baby also loves you as much but you can see the lies😒😒😒
- either its adopted, or came from you, or sperm donor , WHATEVER! Your her parent too😢😢😢
-he likes doing tricks for her btw
-would LOVE IT if she decides to follow his line of work
-proud papa
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