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Could u write earthrealm guys with a vampire reader? And like sometimes she feeds on them 👀

*asks for vampire requests* *proceeds to procrastinate*

Johnny Cage

Honestly it'd probably take him awhile to grasp how serious the situation is

It's not that he wouldn't believe you, but he'd probably think you're joking at first

Says something like “yeah and I'm a werewolf”

You insist that you're serious and something about the tone of your voice makes him realize you're being truthful

He saw that crazy shit in Outworld so it's not completely unreasonable

He's kinda jealous though

You're gonna be young and hot forever? And you have powers? Sounds like bullshit to him

He probably asks questions that have to do with your age and how long you've been alive

I think he would weirdly find you drinking from him kinda hot, especially depending on when and where you drink from him

Drinking from him shuts him up for awhile since he's all dazed, so it'd be understandable if you drank from him a lot

I don't even think he'd cover up the marks. He treats him as if they're hickies

He's probably told the other champions too because his mouth is big

And knowing Johnny, he's thinking of all the movies you could be in since people love vampires

Also knowing Johnny, if you can compel people, he'd use that for his benefit

If all you have to do is say a couple words and his debt is forgiven, then he's definitely using that

He sees how many pros there are and asks to be turned

The thing is though, he's only looking at the pros

You have to continuously remind him of the cons but it goes in one ear and out the other

He will not let it go at all. You don't have to turn him right away, but if you don't give him a specific date for when he'd be turned, he'd become insufferable

Becomes Bella Swan lowkey-

Kenshi Takahashi

Probably also thinks you're joking

Once it's clear you're not though, y'all can lowkey be a power couple

Imagine it for a second

You both cutting through the Yakuza and restoring his clan

You being a vampire makes it a lot easier. He's fighting, you're eating. It's going great

He's not too bothered by the whole vampire thing. There's a few quirks that may throw him off, but overall it's ok

When it comes to feeding off him, uhhhh… he's a bit shaky about it

I think that's a valid reaction too

You'd ask and he'd be like “um… do you have to?”

He'd occasionally offer you his wrist

Otherwise he'd prefer if you didn't unless it's necessary

Why do I get this vibe? I couldn't tell you

I don't even think he'd really want to be a vampire

It's not that he doesn't wanna be one. He just doesn't think about it

He could be tempted if you said his eyes would heal and he'd have his normal vision back but that could depend on the day

His sight is already restored but pretending to be blind may get annoying. Who knows

I still don’t understand how his sight works now. I gotta rewatch a play through

Being a vampire has its main perk which is living forever but idk if he’d want that. I can see Kenshi being someone who is both afraid of death but also is comforted by all life having a solid ending

Maybe his thoughts will change

I really don't think he'd be too bothered by you being a vampire though. Just don't make a mess on his carpet

I think you having the ability to defend yourself would weirdly comfort him

Not having to watch over you and make sure you're ok all the time is something he'd appreciate

You're literally eating the opponents. This seems like a great deal

Kung Lao

I wanna start this off by saying Kung Lao is the type of petty bitch to get mad at you and hold garlic to keep you away

And he'll be in such shock if you walk over and slap it out his hand

You'll just be staring at each other in silence

Kung Lao probably tests all sort of vampire myths on you

“Get out the house then try and come back in” “Why?” “You can't come in if I don't invite you, right?” “This is our house though” “I don't get your point”

Prays over water then throws it at you

Idek if Kung Lao is religious so idk why he thought that would work

“Can I stake you through the heart?” “I'm gonna throw you out the window”

Puts a mirror in front of your face to see if you have a reflection. He’s upset either way

If you do, he’s like “wow. Another lie”

If you don’t he’s wondering how you manage to look decent still

It honestly can become obnoxious and I think he'd have the tendency to act as if he knows more about vampires than you

Because surely all the movies he watched had to be somewhat right

If you’re like a Twilight vampire and sparkle, he’s never letting you live it down

You can’t control this but he would find it comical. Out of all the vampires you’re similar to Edward Cullen?

When it comes to drinking from him, uhhh I don't really get a certain vibe

Idk if he'd be down or against it. Maybe it depends on the day

On the topic of feeding, I don't think he'd like seeing you eat people

He knows it happens but doesn't wanna see you chomping on someone. It makes his skin crawl

Overall, is he kinda obnoxious? Yeah. But he could've tried to kill you so a win is a win ig

As a side note, idk if he'd be interested in becoming a vampire

It’s a thing he gotta weigh. On one hand he’d be in his best shape for the rest of his life. On the other hand he doesn’t wanna deal with all the inconveniences

Raiden

He might be somewhat uncomfortable

He doesn't think you'll harm him but he probably doesn't want you to eat others in front of him

What evidence do I have for this? None.

It's just what makes sense in my brain

He asks a lot of questions though. A lot of them are cliche based but that's ok

“So… Garlic?” “It smells funny but that's about it”

I could see him forgetting honestly. He won't be really involved when it comes to feeding. Like he won't help lure people or be around you when you're feeding from someone and since he doesn't see that, it just slips his mind

Especially if you're one of those vampires that look normal until you're aggravated or feeding

He's only reminded by almost killing you. He pulls the curtains back on a very sunny day and is like “oh shit” when you scream

When it comes to feeding from him… no❤

Idk why but I just don't think he'd be down unless you were dying

He doesn't like how it hurts and how dazed he feels after. Find someone else to do it

And it’s kinda awkward. He’s just standing there as you’re sipping him like a juice box

Probably isn't really interested in becoming a vampire

Him and Liu Kang are probably the least interested but for different reasons

Raiden just doesn't particularly care about the whole living forever thing. Maybe that's because he's young so he's not worried about dying but that's just how he views it

I think him and Kung Lao are the youngest in the group so they probably have the “I’m young so I’m not worried about anything!” mindset

Can he be killed still? Yeah. But so can vampires. It’s just harder. He’s at an age where he’s not thinking about old age

Plus the negative side effects push him away even further. I don't see him as the type to be totally ok with having to drink blood all the time and look out for hunters

You can be a vampire and not hurt innocent people but it’s harder I would assume. And if he didn’t drink from humans he’d be hunting down animals and idk if he’d really like biting animals either

There’s blood bags but now he gotta be a thief? It’s a no for right now

Liu Kang

He knew

I'm not saying Liu Kang watches every single person born intensely but he probably saw it

Here's how it'd go;

A) He saw you be turned when he was watching humanity

B) He picked up on the evidence

C) You were a vampire in the previous timeline and either he didn't change it, or he knew there was a chance it'd happen again

If the situation was like C, then he wouldn't really be weirded out by certain vampire things, like feeding

He'd be similar to Raiden in the sense that he's not the type to help lure people towards you

Your food. Your responsibility

As long as you're not feeding from totally innocent people, then I think he wouldn't have a problem

If you were drinking from kids or a civilian that's super nice and helpful, then he'd have a problem

He might suggest animals ngl

Feeding from him? It's another situation where I don't know if he'd be for or against that

He probably won't be as dazed as the others since he's a god and whatnot but who is tryna get bit all the time?

In the same breath though, I can see him offering his wrist if you were thirsty and there wasn't good prey around

So maybe it depends on circumstances

No if there’s plenty of options around. Yes if it’s a bit dry around

Like Kenshi, he's glad you have the power to defend yourself. Chaos, violence and smoke follows this man so you gotta be a fighter

He doesn't know how he feels about you eating the competition but whatever

And don't even bother offering to turn him. He's already a god. What more does he need?

It'd be way more negative for him. He has strength, powers and combat skills. Now he has the need for blood, has to avoid sunlight and whatever other bullshit vampires gotta deal with?

Hard pass

He'll just watch and live through you

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