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"Fuck, I would kill someone to be able to take a nap right now..."
#. [ 👑🐝 ι¢ ]#. [ αяє уσυ gσσ∂ αяє уσυ ∂яυик? | ∂αѕн ¢σмм ]#. [ 🌸 girl's got a headache from trying to figure this mess out and can't sleep it off unless she's in heaven fuck ]
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"Oh, Sinsmas Tree, Oh, Sinsmas Tree, how greedy are thy branches? oh Sinsmas Tree, oh Sinsmas Tree...." Is it the first of May, and therefore nowhere near Sinsmas? Yes, it is. Is Bee still singing it because she may or may not have found the old Sinsmas Tree costume she and Momo used to dress Mams up in? Also yes.
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"ALRIGHT BITCHES, LINE UP, IT'S TIME FOR YOU ALL TO HEAR SOMETHING.
"You're all fucking amazing, I love you each one of you, and shots are on the house tonight!"
#. [ 👑🐝 ι¢ ]#. [ αяє уσυ gσσ∂ αяє уσυ ∂яυик? | ∂αѕн ¢σмм ]#. [ 🌸 this one's a bit of blanket positivity from me and bee because all of you are wonderful both in rp and in real life and sometimes ]#. [ 🌸 you just need someone to remind you of that!!! so here we are ]
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🌸🐝 - [ aka: it's been a little bit of time since bee last threw a party everyone could make threads out of if they wanted, and thanks to @keenie-bopper 's mod bringing up costume parties, i figured it was time again! so! feel free to join the masquerade if you'd like! threads don't have to include beelzebub at all, though they will be at the hotel solely for convenience's sake (as it's the easiest location for parties in pride). if you'd like to participate, feel free! ]
#. [ 👑🐝 ι¢ ]#. [ 🐝 тнє ∂ιяту вιт¢н | мυи ]#. [ ѕєєтнιиg ѕнα∂σωѕ вяєαтнιиg ℓιєѕ | мαѕqυєяα∂є тняєα∂ ]
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"Don't make Lulu try to give the kids back if you don't want an army of geese storming the Gates. Trust me, he's got one and he'll do it."
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Bee's To Do List:
Plan next week's big party
Order a shipment of industrial sized barrels of glitter.
Solve world hunger, tell NO ONE-
Jazzercise
Dinner with Belle - I can't cancel that again!
Adam
Make "alterations" to Sinsmas Costume
#. [ 👑🐝 ι¢ ]#. [ αяє уσυ gσσ∂ αяє уσυ ∂яυик? | ∂αѕн ¢σмм ]#. [ 🌸 i had to do it you know i had to do it i couldn't just LEAVE THE JOKE ]
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"If anyone wants to stay the fuck away from bad decisions, do not drink Beelzejuice. However, if you wanna make horrible decisions you don't wanna think about in the moment? Beelzejuice." And that's all she'll say about that.
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"The Devil went down to Georgia, and he found a fiddlin' boy,
he called us up because he thought he found a brand-new toy.
We played in his demonic band, to help him with his goal,
'Cause Lulu, he wanted that Johnny's immortal soul~"
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"Note to self, ask my favorite angel about the education systems in Heaven, 'cause mother-fucking HELL-"
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"Now that I think about it, I should make sure I haven't missed an email from Opal. I sent the list of required information a little while ago, but it's been a bit busy..."
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Wait are you still doing your mascarade?
"Of course, honey! But that doesn't mean I can't be excited about someone else throwing a masquerade, too. A party's a party, after all, no matter who's hosting~ Besides, the shindig in Cannibal Town sounds like a blast!"
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"...fuck it, work can wait. Who wants to pop to Earth and grab shawarma? I know a great place in New York. My treat!"
#. [ 👑🐝 ι¢ ]#. [ αяє уσυ gσσ∂ αяє уσυ ∂яυик? | ∂αѕн ¢σмм ]#. [ 🌸 she saw a shawarma post and now bitch is craving it and so am i fuck lol ]
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"So, according to certain people, I'm not allowed to do laundry ever again. Apparently I'm not responsible enough, and I don't know how it works. But of course I know how the fuck it works! You put the clothing in the clothing sink, and then when it beeps you take 'em out and shove 'em in the clothing oven, like? It's not rocket science!"
#. [ 👑🐝 ι¢ ]#. [ уα нυиgяу? тαкє α вιтє! | σρєи яρ ]#. [ ι'м ωнαт¢нυ ωαит иσт ωнαт¢нυ иєє∂ | ¢яα¢к ]#. [ 🌸 i read this somewhere and it felt like something bee would say as a joke so! ]
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@letsstaytuned
"Y'know I don't just throw parties in my own ring, right, Al? I'm always happy to show Pride what a real party looks like, and the 1920s are makin' a comeback I hear. I'd just need someone who could give us somethin' to dance to, 'cause y'know it don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swiiiiiiiiiiing~"
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The rainbows are in more places than just vaginas now! Happy Pride month to all!!!!
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"I'm baaaaaack, bitches~! And I brought curry for everybody!"
Beelzebub looks far more rested than she did the last time she was in Hell. The trip to Earth seems to have done her a world of good. She's back in her regular form, though there seems to be an extra glow to her, an almost pink haze that shifts through her tail and mane. And is that a new outfit? "Hope I didn't miss much~?"
#. [ 👑🐝 ι¢ ]#. [ нєℓℓ єνєяутнιиg gσιиg σи υρѕтαιяѕ ιѕ ¢яαzу | νєяѕє ]#. [ 🌸 bee's back from her 24hr stay on earth ]
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