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talistheintrovert · 1 year
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midnight museum crack 2/?
this is my show pitch to anyone who hasn't started watching this yet. is it working
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how do you think mafiafell sans would parent? like say he adopted a kid in present times, would he struggle?
awh......
I think Mafiafell Sans would struggle, for sure. As mentioned before, his greatest fear is scaring his family, but especially his child. Mc knows him- she knows his past and his problems, she'll understand if he loses his temper but quickly apologises. A child? No such luck. He was raised in an era (and by a father) with sparse love, and a lot of cruel and unusual 'discipline'... he didn't end up in his current career path because of an abundance of hugs. He's terrified of his kid being afraid of him.
As a parent, I think he'd be very caring, he's eager to give the attention and affection he never received. His drive to be involved with his family makes him fun and silly. He's the right mix of protective, and willing to let his kids learn- his own consistent brushes with danger have made him good at judging what's a learning experience and what's truly dangerous. But I think he'd be very restrained with himself. He doesn't talk about his own emotions, he never raises his voice above a certain level- his temper issues mean it's very normal for dad to disappear to his room for a few minutes. His kids will love him for sure... but they might get to a certain age and realise they know absolutely nothing about him.
Having a partner who understands him would be excellent, here. Someone who can take over when they see the signs; give him the room to step away.
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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Puberty with the boys is never a big deal for fem!Bruce. The PROBLEM happens when her little birds become taller than her. Her empty nest syndrome goes into overdrive and she just mcfreakin’ loses it.
The first time Tim (who she secretly thought might be smol forever) reaches above her to hand her something off a tall shelf, she lies down and doesn’t get up for days.
*Dick calling Clark*: Please come collect your girlfriend. Damian grew two inches and I don’t know how long we can avoid him standing next to her.
This is so funny as a Emilia Clarke! Bruce Wayne truther. That woman's growth stomped at 5'2 out of sheer spite for all the damage she puts her body through. Alfred grumbles. Not at all because of your laughable eating habits. Not at all.
If anything, Damian resents that he's growing? He shouldn't grow. He doesn't want to look down to talk to his mother with that gentle sadness like Dick and Jason do. It's not like she can just pick them up like she used to. She can carry them, and she does, but it's just not the same.
He shall not. He'll be her baby forever. Fuck milk. 9
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zooophagous · 1 year
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Holy fucking bingle its time for an inventory clearout.
Every time I order prints, I order extras in the event that one is lost or damaged. Most of these are surplus, either the just in case extras or prints that just never sold. Well I have too many of them so I'm selling them at a discount.
Usually 30 each, Im selling them for 25, with free shipping. Yeah that's right! I'm crazy!
I have 8 of the pallas cat at tea, 3 of the neon anubis, 2 of the mother clown and 2 of the vampire rat. Everything else has only one remaining. All come signed and did I mention ship free?
Please help me get this shit out of my house! It should be making your home or office space more awkward to explain to guests, not sitting in a box under my bed!
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virmire · 1 month
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get u a girl who keeps 27 knives on her body
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phoenix-flamed · 3 months
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Okay so I know I haven't really been around beyond lurking now and then and serial Liking posts, but I swear I'm still alive. I've just lost my soul and am tossing bird seed onto the ground to try and lure it back so I can focus.
Please look forward to it.
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vickingasart · 1 year
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Just a person!
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halfbreeddege · 4 months
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YO! Were any of you mofos gonna tell me Michael Adamthwaite also voices the merchant from the RE4 remake or did I have to find out myself?!
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fstbmp-a · 5 months
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The teenager rifles through his overcoat pockets, pulling out a bobby pin and small screwdriver. A glance around, crouching down to begin picking at the lock to the storage room while the coast seemed clear.
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tiredassmage · 5 months
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talistheintrovert · 1 year
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midnight museum crack 4/?
aka khatha's pining, dome's going through it, and multiple tragic love stories are taking place around them. and i'm sure that means absolutely nothing. at all. surely not.
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dykecadence · 9 months
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we should all collectively stop using streaming services and go back to emailing links and files to each other 1) to starve these assholes but 2) because itd be so much funnier to recommend a movie to someone and then be like "here let me give you my dealer"
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daily-ethoslab · 2 years
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!! Requests?? What about Etho with his raccoons from the modded series? I hope that’s challenging enough
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I hope they made up >_<
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kadextra · 16 days
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ask me about webcomics pls I feel the need to talk about the dozens of ones I read
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limerental · 2 months
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sometimes while searching for something in my archive I'm like oh lord, past me, why'd you waste that much energy for a bit there on haters and being a hater. chill out, past me. it ain't worth it. you're setting yourself up to have a bad time and feel bad and worse, make others feel bad about things they enjoy. quit that.
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gatalentan · 1 year
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law/abbott moots who are Normal (you know what i mean 🙃) dm me on here or discord (Scottie#0856) if you want Lifes Work streaming/download links lol. i havent made the post yet but i have uploaded them to a folder. only proviso u dont share it publically on twitter or nothin'
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