today on stream, max implied lando does not look out for him [on tarkov] and lando was deeply and personally offended insisting that he looks out for max in all aspects of life. thoughts?

Pleaseeeee the way they were just doing stupid jokey jokes and then he raised his voice so AFFRONTED by the suggestion that he doesn't look out for Max in EVERYTHING. And "I try to get you to come out" is so funny because a) max has said the exact same thing on stream about getting Lando to go out and b) he really did put himself in charge of Dragging Max Out Of The No-More-Racing-Depression-Hole for a while there right after Max quit F3. This would literally just be a silly bit if we didn't have so much evidence of how much Lando like actually takes care of Max 🤢

Also I love how much Max loves to play the Most Aggrieved Partner role like their silly routine is sooooo familiar they've done it so many times it's just so nice and comforting to listen to. Silly best friends.

Max accurately assessing Lando's eating habits

Quick q, why do lando and max secretly text just eachother while also on discord and gaming on stream with their friends

THAT IS A VERY GOOD AND IN FACT EXCELLENT QUESTION. Like we actually never have to worry about them even if you see nothing on socials because they're literally inseparable freaks they're ALWAYS chatting each other sometimes on like 4 different platforms at one go. Remember when Lando facetimed Max in the middle of one of Max's streams to show him his golf move or whatever? What was THAT about.

Anyway thank you also for the opportunity to bring up this very disturbing thing they both do which is sing to each other over discord. It's awful but also very cute

its been ageees but some prime mando tarkov tomfoolery on stream tonight starting at like 5hr28min mark (as context, max set off a flare that led to a large package being dropped and max said that since it was his flair, it was his package to loot)

PLEASEEEEEEEE they're so silly. Lando lovesssss being a brat he considers being a brat a means of flirting. And unfortunately. It's working. His stupid laugh when he aggravates Max is so fucking funny like he got Max exactly where he wanted him 🎯 They're very goofy I've missed Tarkov Mando with their papa-friend <333

A normal day in Monte Carlo

oh youre just watching the stream now? would love your live thoughts/reaction to the madness

I'm not sitting here watching 2 hours of CSGO but I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS

Lando's silly little Protect Max attempts are soooooooo!!!!!! Like it's jokey but it's also like. Disgustingly earnest. He's gonna protect Max from the flash okay he's Max's provider that's his job!

what the fuck

max to lando @9.30: "i've never heard you make that sound before" IN FRONT OF STRANGERS AND GOD??

The way Lando Norris just makes sounds come out of his mouth without thinking is so sick but why did Max have to chime in with that.......

p hating lando is m new favourite genre bc after their latest exchange in today's stream (2:33:00), max goes to the bathroom but forgets to mute (2:36:00) and you can hear p trashing him like 'what's he saying, that's so annoying' im crying laughing hahahhahahaa

GIRL HELP THAT FIRST EXCHANGE??? And the sarcastic "miss your cooking!" when he was out here commenting "[the cat] is cuter than Pietra" in the cooking stream.... She's so real for saying shut up Lando you dick actually like she's valid for that. Why has he decided his new dynamic with his best friend's girlfriend is to be her opp???

Max probably:

Something is so wrong with him

I don't know if you saw Max's stream last night but at 2hrs 9mins Lando started joking about asking Pietra about how he could 'cheer max up' and give him more 'motivation' heavy on the insinuation and it's just been swirling around in my brain. They're too obsessed with each other.

LISTEN when I read this I was like....no way he said that....and true enough........

why did he say that....asking Max's girlfriend what can I give Max as motivation....after doing a riff on dick jokes.......what does it mean.......

“She’s a 10 but finds Christian Horner fit.” “That’s horrible”

im sorry idk what i missed but where the fuck is that absolutely unhinged gif of max opening landos bottle in a club from and why isn't it something that we yell about every single day. i havent even seen the vid yet and i already know i'll never recover

It was someone's story from DJ Lands' debut outing in Monaco with Max and Martin. Here's the video where you can see Max reaching for his glass after too and trust me I rotate it in my mind at least once a day. Once every 4 to 5 hours.

“Do you guys know Kermit?”

Are there gifs or clips of when Max called Lando King and his ride or die on his stream?? I feel like you would be the main person to know, I know he said it as a joke but it was such a good quote for their friendship 🥺

Thank you to the helpful anons that sent me time stamps and also the person that said the comment they're reacting to was someone asking if Max's girlfriend is prettier than Lando. (Also the way Tom says our king and Max is like MY King. MY ride or die. Say less!)

Max doesn’t want to take advantage 🥺