𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬:   closed ,   @saccharinesomethings .

𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭:   just   some   dirty   nanny   shenanigans   !

❛   you   gotta   be   quiet,   baby.   you   know   my   wife's   upstairs   sleeping.   ❜

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬:   closed,   @ladyfingcrs​  .

𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭:   just   some   period   shenanigans   <3

             the   bed   chamber   door   opens   with   a   certain   precise   swiftness   and   stealth   that   one   only   orion   could   use.         ❛   princess,   ❜         he   says,   by   way   of   greeting,   punctuated   with   his   general   sigh.         ❛   where   are   we   off   to   tonight   ?   the   tavern   ?   your   handmaiden's   quarters   ?   ❜         he   steps   further   into   the   room,   eyebrow   quirking   at   her   failed   attempt   at   escaping.         ❛   should   i   report   this   to   the   king   again   ?   ❜

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬:   closed ,   @gldnhour​ .

𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭:   i   keep   bringing   my   not   -   so   -   sick   child   to   see   you   just   to   give   me   an   excuse   to   flirt   with   you .

he   cleared   his   throat   awkwardly ,   hand   coming   around   to   rub   at   the   back   of   his   neck .         ❛   right ,   well ,   ❜         orion   feels   himself   cringe   at   the   sight   of   his   perfectly   healthy   1   year   old   boy ,   who   dazed   up   at   his   father   with   wide ,   curious   eyes .         ❛   he   was   much   worse   this   morning .   had   a   fever   and   he   looked   like   his   stomach   was   hurting   him ,   ❜         words   come   out   in   a   jumbled   rush .   how   the   hell   does   a   1   year   old   look   as   if   they   have   a   stomachache   ?   idiot .         ❛   what   seems   to   be   the   problem ,   doc   ?   ❜         averting   his   gaze   to   the   beautiful   blue   hues   of   the   pediatrician   he's   kept   since   his   wife   left   them ,   almost   as   soon   as   his   son   was   born .

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬:   closed , @neverkisseds .

𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭:   per   our   masochistic   dms   !

❛   there's   no   future   with   a   guy   like   me .   ❜

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬:   closed,   @inmontana​.

𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭:   we're   hooking   up   and   is   that   -   is   that   a   gun   in   your   pocket   ?

             his   lips   pause   their   movements   along   her   neck.         ❛   look,   i   know   it   doesn't   work   like   this   but   ─   is   that   a   gun   in   your   pocket   ?   or   are   you   just   excited   to   see   me   ?   ❜

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬:   closed,   @touchbased​   (   surprise !   )

𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭:   makkari   &   druig   type   of   luv   <3

                 ❛   five   hundred   years   it's   been   and   you   still   manage   to   take   my   breath   away.   ❜