#(don't do that. potential High for Bad Reactions. i am a dumbass driven batshit by coughing.)
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This cough is such fucking BULLSHIT, i am goddamn tired of it BEYOND TIRED in fact.
I have coughed so hard that i have fully - FULLY - dislodged my menstrual cup.
Four times.
FOUR.
#like at this point i am regretting not having the PA take a look at me#but it wasn't this bad at work and i just wanted to go home#and then i had a coughing fit in the car so bad i nearly peed myself#and that“s....basically not stopped over the last two and a half hours#the husband is starting to make the side-eye of '....is this another 'no no i'm fine just could you find the nearest urgent care to BART'#i have taken mucinex. zyrtek. i just took some pepcid on the off chance that it is something like a gerd cough#even though i have no other heartburn symptoms and nothing changes how flat or upright i am#but we're at fuckit i'll try everything#tried opa's lemon honey hot water and whiskey then hopped in the bath and then shower#(don't do that. potential High for Bad Reactions. i am a dumbass driven batshit by coughing.)#finished shower still dying went downstairs made licorice mint tea and breathed the steam until drinkable#added a fuckton of honey and drank that#now i'm nursing a menthol ricola cough drop#and i have to spit it into my hand right before a coughing fit because on saturday i inhaled and swallowed one whole#and i viscerally remember that so strongly i am NOT doing that shit again#i have mostly not coughed while writing this#so either the meds are finally working or the coughdrop or tumblr shaming my cough is working#i do not give a flying upsidedown fuck which it is#as long as it STOPS
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