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wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart · 4 months

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broke: Will hates being a healer because it makes him feel weak when compared to the fighters

woke: Will loves being a healer because his entire sense of self-worth depends on helping other people

bespoke: Will loves being a healer because it allows him to skip camp activities and just be a little shit in general.

Does he have to monitor Nyssa in the infirmary for two hours because of a minor burn? Not necessarily. But is it preferable to cleaning out the stables?? Absolutely.

Is there technically a less painful way to set a broken bone? His father is literally the deity of healing, so of course. Does the owner of said broken bone (who has been particularly annoying this week) know that?? Well, why would they need to when good old Will is here to heal all wounds?

Was Will an accomplice in the prank against the Ares cabin? Yeah. Is Clarisse aware of that? Probably. Will she do anything about it? To the head medic?? Will hopes for her sake that the answer is no (see point 2)

(also the self-worth things but like. whatever)

#will solace #he already skipped before being head medic btw this is not a new development he's been doing it since he arrived at camp #(chiron has just given up tbh he knows most excuses are bs but hes got an entire fucking camp of teens so like whatever)#will (doing nothing): im so bored :(#kayla: well thats convenient since its the apollo cabins turn to train in the arena #will (still doing literally absolutely nothing): oh nooo cant you see how busy i am what a tragedy #will: please offer my most sincerest condolences while you get hit by a bunch of twelve year olds with sticks #will: also. hypothetically. if you were bored in an empty infirmary with nothing to do-

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