I'm supposed to believe that Carmen Berzatto would look at a woman who has the big brown eyes of a soulful and charismatic baby seal and be like oh yeah we're 100% coworkers and nothing else?? That his soul does not sing her favorite song???? That his yearning does not grow within the safety of her garden???? That his heart does not soften in her warmth? That he does not sway in her wind or bloom under her sun?? That he does not bask in her rays and wonder how he could have ever lived without it??????????? bffr

abigail meh is wilbur in disguise. heres how dukebur can still wi- *i am forcibly removed from the stage by one of those stupid old timey canes*

DUKEBUR CAN STILL WIN TRUST. nick lang is lying to us it's really gonna be wilbur /j

misskhep: I kiss and I kiss and I kiss and I kiss and I kiss and I smooch and I kiss and I kiss kiss kiss smooch and I kiss and I *I am forcibly removed from the stage by a comically large cane hooking around my neck*

SMOOCH ATTACK!!!!!