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dorkcresswxll · 6 years

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THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS NERD:

he is a dork

that is a given

it’s his second name honestly he won’t blink if you call him dork it’s fine everyone does it lmao.

the most competitive lil shit ever u won’t even believe. you literally won’t like don’t bring out the monopoly he will smell it a mile away and will want a round and it will not be a good time for anyone else.

if he wins he gloats if he loses he will burn the house down and call it a draw.

he’s super nice tho don’t judge.

petty af. dramatic af. gay af.

you hear the sounds of wailing and suffering echo throughout the common rooms & think oh no someone is dying. no one is dying dirk just stubbed his toe.

seriously don’t bring out the monopoly please.

an actual blob of social energy will plop from one clique to another in the span of moments. capable of getting along with just about anyone as long as they’re not a bigot.

that One Guy who literally knows everyone and who everyone knows.

also that one fucking extrovert who will pull ur introverted ass from that corner at a party and get u to have some fun. i... he means well i promise.

he’s good friends/friendly with most of the people he knows but only has like. three people he’s actually close with bc trust issues -shrug emoji-

has a super soft spot the size of the ocean for weirdos and outcasts and introverts. always drawn to them and ends up befriending them all the time oops.

the best at cuddles and puns and practical jokes.

“i’m such a delight.” <--- said by dirk at various points in time. prolly @mcgee bc she likes him and he knOWS IT.

“oh come on, you know you love me!” <-- another thing said by dirk at various points in time also prolly @ minnie mcgee again and an assortment of stoic unfriendly looking figures.

does this THING where he hangs around people and when they start to get Too Close lowkey just like......scoots away lmao. tries to still be on good terms with everyone but keeps a distance bc -shrug emoji intensifies-

he is obnoxiously loud and overdramatic. DON’T GET HIM STARTED. ON ANYTHING PLEASE DON’T HE WILL GO ON FOREVER.

a cheery grin and a cheeky charm, jokes and anecdotes and a large presence that fills the room. he is an optimist and so often works to lift the spirits of those around him, to make the weight a bit lighter.

he is kind. he is reckless. he is violent.

i could talk about him all day but im trying to keep this short i promise

right. okay some basics: he works at madam puddifoot’s teashop and lives in a one bedroom apartment. he’s a muggleborn, has a sister and a father who he loves endlessly but also he hasn’t spoken to either of them in almost a year bc :)) war :)) martyrdom :)) misplaced protectiveness :)) gotta keep ‘em safe amirite :))

link to his bio but i wrote that a year ago so writing quality is questionable at best orz

he’s a charms apprentice studying under an as of yet unnamed charms master flitwick recced him to.

i think that’s it for now if u read this far i love u and u r a good person ok

I HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS BOI I WANNA GUSH SO MUCH ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME U G H

anyway. this is just to make plotting easier tbh if u wanna plot hmu. we can have a range of connections from small to big like they don’t have to be Super Meaningful Angsty Fluffy connections lmao. he could be that tea boy whose vaguely annoying as he preps u tea in the morning or something im open for all the stuff. though i don’t know how he could be ‘vaguely annoying’ he’s either an utter nuisance or a fucking delight there’s no in between

#( this is a mess but i wrote it at like 3 am and im too lazy to rewrite everything oops )#( may edit later but anyway. here it is. )#( hc. )#( DID I MENTION HE'S A PERFECTIONIST AND A GRADE GRUBBER AND WAS TOTALLY OBSESSIVE OVER GRADES )#( potions n charms and dueling are his specialties they are his passion )#( not transfiguration tho it is his enemy he does not like it. at all. )#( TIME TO FUCKING STOP )

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