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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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*adhd vampire, wearing a makeshift aluminum foil bodysuit & standing on their tippy toes using an extra-long broom handle to try to shove together the dusty old blackout curtains they once again forgot to close before dawnlight crept in* fuckety-fuckety-fuckety-shit-mcfuck-fucketyfucketyfuckety

#another good vampire post #they have a system this has already happened 3 times this week #they are adhd bc they have a daily alarm set to go off 10 minutes before sunrise #and they consistently push the 5 minute snooze button a minimum of 3 times #'then why don't they change the alarm to 20 minutes before sunrise' t'will make no difference!#the snooze feature will always be utilized exactly one-too-many times!!!#it's 80% adhd and 20% an ancient blood curse

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