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#'he wouldn't ever say that' and copious amounts of what I can only describe as canon misinformation
phoenixcatch7 · 7 months
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Where's that one post that's like 'as an editor, you come to learn that there are actually very few bad ideas. However, there are a near infinite amount of bad executions' because you will find this is very true of reading fanfiction as well.
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Tony Montana NSFW Alphabet
Original Message: A NSFW alphabet for Sonny, Tony Montana or Frank Slade would be awesome! Which ever you feel happy to do! ✌️❣️❣️
First up, Tony Montana! This man has lived in my head rent free since I was 16. Thanks so much for your request babe! 
Warnings: Smut, 18+ ONLY
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Pretty bad at reading what you need after sex. Usually will just give you a firm pat to your butt and a “ya good?” Very romantic, I know. But if something is wrong, he will become more nurturing. If not, usually he just lays on his back, puffing away on a cigar in pure bliss. 
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He's crude enough to say that his favorite body part of his is his dick but honestly is it really that great? lets get into that later. But he loves how much pleasure he can bring you. On you, Tony is totally an ass man. He is constantly pinching you, feeling you up whenever you walk by. Yes he will do it in public too, it’s not his fault you have such a great ass. 
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Refuses to wear a condom (please practice safe sex!!). One of his ultimate desires was to have a child with his previous wife Elvira, but of course that didn't happen. So, now that he’s been given a second chance at love, he is waisting no time to get a family started with you.
“Yeah, yeah you like that, my pussycat? I’m gonna fill you up, better not let anything go to waist. We're gonna make the most beautiful fucking baby, ya hear?” 
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 
Tony refuses to let you wear panties, whether it’s just around the mansion, at the club, or out to dinner. If you disobey him, you’re in for it, so you play along. He loves being able to reach under your skirt / dress easily and have easy access to your pussy. He especially loves to finger you while he’s driving, one hand on the wheel, one hand on you. 
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s been around the block a few times, multiple past partners as well as a copious amount of one night stands. He knows what he’s doing, and he knows what he needs to do to get his favorite sounds out of you. 
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Tony is obsessed with you riding him, watching you as you bounce greedily up and down on his cock. He’ll dig his fingernails into your hips, and guide you, making sure you take his entire length into the deepest part of you. He’ll also take this opportunity to grab tightly onto your breasts, teasing your nipples. 
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
I wouldn't use the word “goofy” to describe someone like Tony Montana, so instead I think I would say he’s very playful during sex. He’ll playfully bite you, pinch you, might even whip out a toy. He’s pretty unpredictable in real life, and he’s just as unpredictable in the bedroom. He's down for anything. 
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Not at all. He likes it wild and natural, and isn’t willing to change for anyone. What you see is basically what you get with Tony. 
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
When you’re trying to get pregnant, Tony gets very romantic and intimate with you. He sees you as the future mother of his child, and in those moments will treat you like a queen. He has a hard time expressing himself emotionally without anger or just being crude in general, but sometimes he can drop his hard shell in front of you. 
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Oooh yeah he’s super into mutual masturbation. Loves it when you play with each other, controlling each other’s pleasures. Will have you give him a handjob underneath the table in the fanciest Miami restaurants while he returns the favor.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
His biggest kink is financial domination (FinDom) but like...without the domination from you lol. Loves to practically throw money at you and kiss the ground you walk on, and gives you a weekly allowance to buy whatever you want. Whatever you demand, he will give you. Especially will love fucking you in a new outfit he bought you, jewelry, stuff like that. Oh, Tony bought you a new car? Well, the two of you will have to christen the back seat, right? Whenever he drops a lot of money on you, he just gets so extra horny. 
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Oh god, literally everywhere across his expansive mansion. Will have fucked you on every stair, carpet, chair, desk, sofa. Might also sometimes take you out on the balcony and fuck you over the railing. Literally is such a reckless person and doesn’t think of how dangerous that can be. He thinks with his dick. 
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Like mentioned before, he loves it when you show off the lavish gifts he gives you. It marks you as his property and no one else's. Will buy you lavish lingerie to tear it off of you within seconds. 
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Share you with another partner. He’s very possessive of you, and knows how much his friends would give for a night with you. He’d never give them the pleasure. 
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
“How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?”
He's a fucking animal, and is incredibly skilled with his tongue. He doesn’t hold back, and loves when you squirm around. He’ll hold your hips down, eating you like you’re his last meal on death row. Will always pull himself away as you near climax, making you beg for him. His smug ass will just sit with his face in-between your legs, smiling up at you with half-lidded eyes as you plead for him to keep going. 
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He likes a good, hard fuck. This man’s whole personality is pretty rough and brutal, and that travels into his lovemaking. He doesn’t shy away from it, or feel ashamed. He just loves to be a sugar daddy so much. However, when he feels more needy, or you need to be reminded how much Tony loves you, he’ll tone it down. He will make sweet love to you, and show you how important you are to him. 
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
In Tony’s eyes, a man has needs. And those needs need to be fulfilled right? No matter where you are, he’s not opposed to whisking you away for a quickie in the bathroom.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
YES Tony loves to experiment. Dude’s a pretty kinky guy, and knows he can practically get away with anything. He’s got a voyerism kink, and loves the thrill of possibly getting caught with you. But will there be any consequences? Nope. He’s untouchable. 
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Can go for inhuman lengths to be honest. You’ll have to pull him off of you when you’re tired, or else he’ll just keep going. 
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Tony will spoil you with a surprise toy or two every so often. He never uses them on himself though. Also all the toys he purchases usually are remote controlled, so he still has the upper hand in your pleasure. They always come with a condition though...you’ll have to wear them when you go out dancing. Something so naughty in front of so many people? And the way the loud music can drown out any suspicion or ideas of what the two of you are doing, it’s hot. 
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh yeah, he’s a big tease. Will leave you wanting him and not giving you what you desire for an entire day, only for the two of you to engage in raw, passionate sex after hours of building up tension. 
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Doesn’t moan or make much noise in that sense, but you practically can't get him to shut up during sex. Sometimes he’ll get super into it and slip into his mother tongue, cursing and dirty talking in Spanish,  
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
I’m gonna burst his bubble here, but he’s not very big. He overcompensates for his actual size, as well as hypes himself up as some sex god. BUT HEY...it’s not about the size, it’s what you do with it.....am I right ladies.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
I think you know by now how high his sex drive is. It’s ungodly how much he wants sex, how often he wants sex, how willing he is to drop everything for sex. 
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Tony doesn’t sleep a whole lot, he’s got a terrible sleep schedule. So expect him to stay up much later than you, especially if you head to bed early. So after sex, he’s pretty wound up and often can't sleep. But he’ll still stay with you, right by your side.  
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