#''mom says we can't let you back because the neighbours are still mad you broke their window. bummer. sorry man :('' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

worstloki · 1 year

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Loki watching Thor go home with the people who hit him with their van, wrestle in mud, "you're big, fought bigger", fail to lift his hammer and collapse onto his knees about it: fatherless behaviour

Loki:

Loki: I have the funniest idea

#Loki looking at Thor captured by SHIELD being numb and pathetic: this is going to be SO funny later #and then he decides to tell Thor that their dad DIED in the 2 seconds Thor was gone for #like imagine you get kicked out of your house and a few hours later your trusted little brother calls you on your cell phone #and he's like ''Thor the stress of kicking you out killed our dad. yeah no he straightup jujst died. he's dead now. yeah :(''#''mom says we can't let you back because the neighbours are still mad you broke their window. bummer. sorry man :(''#''anyway love the images of you out there being a thot in the few hours of freedom you've had. hope you get better soon. bye :(''

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