" One day, you'll get tired of me. "

" At this point I'm just gonna start sayin' I'm also a god t' make sense of all you supernatural fuckers that keep showin' up. "

" Y'know what? I like that guy's style. I think the multiverse needs more of him runnin' around. "

@cold-inferno replied:

Sallie vc; Honey you really need to raise your standards

" Look, I know what I'm about, alright? " The fact he's even interested in a cold blooded mercenary is pretty telling of this dude's standards, but he can't help it. " 'Sides, don't think I didn't see you flashin' him either, lady. Don't be a pot callin' the kettle black, now. " He's being a little bit cheeky.

" Hey, check this out. " Stomps his shoes, the flames on them start lighting up and flashing because of fucking course they do.

Tap tap tap tap.

Oh he's pacing back and forth something fierce. He's bored. That's never good.

" Only been here for five seconds an' I've got some of you actin' all a-fool. "

" Nobody talk t' me. If one person talks to me, I might commit a felony. "

@scumbag-the-hedgehog said: "Do you ever feel like you only exist as part of a cruel joke?"

" That's oddly specific.. " Cynic remarks, propping himself up on his shoulder so he can properly look at the other. A little hard to see the usurper's face in this dim light, but well.. maybe it's a good thing. He thinks about the question for a moment. Though his instinct was to provide a little levity, he understands all too well what Scourge is getting at. Dark eyes fall away, his smile lessening.

" ... Yeah. I do. "

" It's all 'nooo, you're not that bad' until they get'a taste of who you really are. " He scoffs. " Bunch'a fakes, if you ask me. "

SMASHES a glass bottle and holds it out menacingly.

" Alright, who wants t' fight? I'm bored as ass right now and am cravin' some violence. "

" I could go full punk for a day. Why not. "

" That could'a gone way worse than I expected. "

" Nobodies allowed t' wear mine. Touch it and you die. " We're not gonna talk about that one time Smiles stole it for a Halloween costume. Yes, he's still mad about it.

but also

@fstbmp

" Look, I don't usually uh.. make these types'a invitations but like. Look if y'need... someone... to talk to about hating Sonic... I'm your guy. " He refuses to clarify what he means by this.

" Itsss like.. the one time- Ha! I got fuckin.. killed by my best sleep paral.. paralysis demon, cuz he got mad at me..haaaha... " Cynic.. Cynic are you good-