..... Bowser.... No.
“Gay sex!!!!!” God dammit.
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Body pillows, you said?
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//Pov: you are trying to see the difference between (Doc) Nefarious and (Emperor) Nefarious
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//pov: you are being called out for loving turtle monsters
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@secr3trings
WHY DID HE PERK UP AT BODY PILLOWS??? BRO GOT ONE????
“Me? Nah. If I ever got one, it would be to resell and make a profit out of it!” Cue his tail just swishing a bit too hard in the door behind him.
“... Uhhh...” Princess Peach bodypillow... Luigi bodypillow??? Wait, is that a DEATH BODYPILL-
“You did not see that.” Skiddadling to collect them and quickly shoving back in. Huh... Maybe he forgot to resell those!
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Wedding you say...
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“Hehe, weeeell, it looks like SOMEONE is jealous because people are fighting for MY attention.”
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“Hey hey c’mon you two... No need to fight over me, there’s enough for both of you.”
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//breaking news, Toastie’s werewolf is fucking dead
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@plasticsouled: Emp Nef pissy in my mind bc they are CLEARLY different!!! Their appearances for starters (he's obviously the hotter Nefarious)
@docnefarious: // lkjlfds LMAO ok but can confirm x'D one is a weirdo malfunctioning gremlin that would likely fanboy over bowser and the other is emperor nefarious
“... Yeah I can see it now, one has more visible orange biolights that I like the most.”
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@wolfpackmuses requested: Throws a bottle at him. Actually, he throws two bottles at him.
From Death, because he's bored as FU-
“Throw one more bottle at my head and I will make sure to bring the answer to what happens when Death dies.”
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“You guys better not be committing arson over there...”
“... without me.”
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Opening a petition to kill a giant robot, don’t mind him.
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@wolfpackmuses
Death vc; "I need you to back up a bit there, amigo..."
“Nuh uh.”
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@plasticsouled replied:
Nef vc: how would YOU like it if I called you /Bowsy/? Or /Koopy/?
“...”
“First, those are very intimate. Second... give me a few days and I’ll come up with a better one for ya.”
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... he still needs to chomp on Death's gayface tho...
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