📜 & the rest
Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse.
i’m just gonna throw them in here with everyone else too xx @ghostdaughter
Dewey: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Jake: It’s not a joke.
Jake: *sniffles*
Jake: I’m a legit snack.
Adam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Ty: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
Adam, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Jasper: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Adam, with the tone of someone who is used to Jasper: Outstanding.
Adam: This is what I’m talking about people.
Teo: Welcome, fellow idiots
Ike: Hello, Teo.
Teo: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Ike: You underestimate me
Wes: So are we flirting right now?
Harrison: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Wes: That doesn’t answer my question
Lily: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Dewey: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Brando: How do I deal with my enemies?
Michael: Kill them
Brando: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Michael: Kill them only a little?
Trent: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Teddy: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Trent:
Trent: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Cato: So what’s for dinner?
James, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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