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verstarppen · 7 months

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summary; mercedes is a just a tiny bit worried about your dates with their archenemesis

pairing; max verstappen x fem! mercedes admin! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; due to popular demand here's the part 2; i see your comments: you asked and i deliver 🫶 [ series masterlist ]

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mercedesamgf1 have some tits to distract you from that crash

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gerogerussell63 Does your boyfriend know you're posting this

mercedesamgf1 his tits are bigger why would he care

staraikkonen THE ADMIN IS KILLING ME

ceruleanwilliams it worked

g3org3zilla THANK YOU ADMIN FOR THE BLESSING 🙏

honeyvettel FOR FREE????

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redbullracing Hot weather 🤝 Ice Baths, sorry for the wait. 😉

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mercedesamgf1 booo post the vertiddies

goatlonso GIRL THIS AIN'T YOUR PRIV ACCOUNT strawberryrosberg TEARS

ynusername sorry correct account this time boooo post the vertiddies

schecoperez No comment lewishamilton Really? Seems like you always have an opinion ynusername can we go back to the more pressing issue lewishamilton Don't you already stare at his chest enough maxverstappen1 She does? ynusername ACCUSATIONS

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ynusername us during wig gate btw

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lewishamilton Blocked and reported

ynusername YOU'RE JUST MAD YOU GOT BAMBOOZLED

danielricciardo Things I ate and survived: That

ynusername i am in awe of your slaynergy (slay energy) mickschumacher 🙏🙏🙏

georgerussell63 Y'all hear something

ynusername stay mad georgerussell63 Praying for your downfall.

applenorizz HOW IS THIS WHOLE SITUATION REAL I-

lionkingseb wig gate is more entertaining than anything during silly season

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charles_leclerc This is my official audition for the next wig gate model. I'm ready 👠

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ynusername are you sure this isn't an audition to date my boyfriend

charles_leclerc Never insult me like this ever again

arthur_leclerc jumpscare

maxverstappen1 I'll be frank, I dropped my phone.

charles_leclerc Hi, Frank ynusername wow i wish you dropped your phone when you look at me 💔💔😩 maxverstappen1 I would drop everything for you ynusername oh 🤭 charles_leclerc Get out of my comments and get a room.

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ynusername he's just a little guy

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lewishamilton Please stop putting him on my timeline

ynusername this is your purgatory

patiencesainz i keep forgetting this man is 1.81cm

troubletauri FAMINE OVER, THANK YOU FOR FEEDING ORANGE ARMY MAX CONTENT

gonestappen LOOK AT HIM

georgerussell63 I wish instagram would create a muting posts feature

ynusername woomp woomp

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#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #f1 x reader #f1 #f1 imagine #f1 instagram au #f1 smau #f1 social media au #instagram au #social media au #max verstappen au #max verstappen #formula 1 #max verstappen x reader

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verstarppen · 7 months

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summary; mercedes is a just a tiny bit worried about your dates with their archenemesis

pairing; max verstappen x fem! mercedes admin! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; can you believe it took me this long to post a max smau my name is literally verstarppen this is so embarrassing [ series masterlist ]

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ynusername what a perfectly good date with zero interruptions.

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mickschumacher i would like to apologise

ynusername you've never done anything wrong in your life ever

totowolff What.

ynusername close your eyes gramps

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ynusername the ""council"" assessing my date last night

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totowolff This is not very "responsible social media admin" of you, Y/N.

ynusername i lied on the resume also this is my personal account, let's get you back to bed grandpa

maxverstappen1 🤣🤣🤣

ynusername you're the only person on earth i will not be bullying for using this emoji. maxverstappen1 Thank you

mickschumacher :(

ynusername IM SORRY notice how your pic is the least embarassing one mickschumacher :)

verstappler someone's losing their job soon so my question is @ redbullracing y'all looking for a new admin???

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mercedesamgf1 here are the guys i guess idc

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cherryhamilton LMAO

_estie_bestie_ CAPTION?????

tyrescreamer THEY DON'T PAY HER ENOUGH TO CARE LMAO

mercedesamgf1 delete this before toto sees it

totowolff Last warning

mercedesamgf1 IM DOING MY JOB, TORGER WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME sugarussell not the full governement name 💀 mickmacher342 HELP ME LORD

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ynusername there's a getaway car joke somewhere here but i don't listen to enough taylor swift to quote it

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vanillatauri I'M LIVING FOR THE MAX CONTENT

georgerussell63 Stop ignoring my messages and tell @ totowolff I didn't break the window

ynusername new phone who this

maxverstappen1 @ lewishamilton I got her home safe

lewishamilton I'm always watching. ynusername ok mom

loleclerc not the red bull/mercedes fight we expected, but the one we deserve

tsunodacloud MERCEDES ADMIN YOU'LL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

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ynusername just fell to my knees in walmart

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maxverstappen1 You're not at a Walmart?

ynusername no babe that's just what the meme is im not physically there maxverstappen1 Oh, haha 🤣 ynusername you're so chronically offline can we kiss

totowolff I have to tolerate this, don't I

ynusername 🤗

lewishamilton For the record I liked this post because you posted it.

georgerussell63 Seconded mickschumacher max go brr

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#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #f1 imagine #f1 instagram au #f1 social media au #f1 x reader #instagram au #social media au #f1 #f1 smau #max verstappen #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen au

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verstarppen · 3 months

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summary; mercedes is a just a tiny bit worried about your dates with their archenemesis

pairing; max verstappen x fem! red bull admin! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; EXAM SEASON IS DEAD, F1 IS UPON US, LIFE IS GOOD [ series masterlist ]

taglist: @notyouraveragemochii @idkiwantchocolatee @vellicora @darththrog @slytherheign @idkkkkrkkk @alwaysclassyeagle @scenesofobx @nmw-am @thomaslefteyebrow @sheridamn @mishaandthebrits @cabbyhabs @celesteblack08 @minkyungseokie @cassiopeiia24 @flyclaren @inthestars-underthesun @raizelchrysanderoctavius @baw-sixteen @chiliwhore @lokietro @judespoision @elliegrey2803 @lanando4 @glitterf1 @desideriumlove @struggling-with-space @ravisinghs-wife @jsjcue @i-m-in-loki-s-army @nzygftoji (we're so back)

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen au #max verstappen #f1 #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 instagram au #f1 smau #f1 social media au #instagram au #social media au #max verstappen imagine

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verstarppen · 7 months

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MAX & THE THREE MUSKETEERS MASTERLIST

: ̗̀°•*⁀☆ SUMMARY: mercedes is just a tiny bit worried about your dates with their archnemesis; once mick, lewis and george caught a wiff of your treason, they had to intervene and stop the villain from stealing their princess.

•*⁀☆ PAIRING: max verstappen x fem! mercedes admin! reader

╰≫ NOTE: the reader has no face claim. pictures haven't been used to represent the reader's appearance.

๋࣭ ⭑⁀☆ STATUS: completed

⋆｡‧⁀☆ UPDATES: 22:00 GMT (UTC+0 UK), 09:00 AEDT (UTC+11 AUSTRALIA), 23:00 CET (UTC+1 GERMANY, FRANCE, ITALY), 00:00 EET (UTC +2 GREECE), 07:00 JST (UTC +9 JAPAN), 17:00 EST (UTC -5 AMERICA), 14:00 PST (UTC +8 CANADA), 03:30 IST (UTC +5:30)

･ﾟ:⁀☆ TAGS: fluff, all of this reads like a fever dream, crackiest crack that has ever cracked, toto and christian being forced in-laws, max being max, this is like romeo and juliet if they slayed, blatant mick favoritism, lewis being too old for this shit, sebastian cameo, the wigs were paid actors

‧₊˚⁀☆ A/N: i was bullied to turn this into a series

[ part i ] - 20/09/2023

[ part ii ] - 22/09/2023

[ part iii ] - 25/09/2023

[ part iv ] - 30/09/2023

[ part v ] - 12/10/2023

[ the finale ] - 31/10/2023

[ bonus ] - 10/02/2024

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen au #f1 x reader #f1 #f1 imagine #f1 instagram au #f1 smau #f1 social media au #instagram au #social media au

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verstarppen · 6 months

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summary; mercedes is a just a tiny bit worried about your dates with their archenemesis

pairing; max verstappen x fem! red bull admin! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; HAPPY HALLOWEEN hope you enjoy the wedding special :) [ series masterlist ]

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ynusername getting ready :)

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sebastianvettel Can't wait

ynusername don't forget your suit

loleclerc getting ready for what girl GETTING READY FOR WHAT

tsunodacloud they're being criptic...

_estie_bestie_ halloween costumes reveal when

ynusername max is a catgirl maxverstappen1 I am NOT

sugarussell SOMEONE SAID THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED???

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redbullracing best wedding ever

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orangleclerc WHAT

cuntcedesbenz you bastards you actually got married without an engagement announcement

checo_slayrez I DON'T BELIEVE IT

dannyavocado AYO???

tyrescreamer a halloween wedding is such a maxy/n thing to do

mickmacher342 IS IT TRUE SEBASTIAN WAS THERE?????

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ynusername and here we are...coming full circle

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mickschumacher I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

ynusername we shoud've gotten you that wig back

georgerussell63 "Do not cite the deep magic to me witch...I was there when it was written"

totowolff 😮‍💨

ynusername all's well that ends well :)

christianhorner War is not over

lewishamilton As I said, Sunday is approaching... ynusername can y'all shut the fuck up we're having a moment lewishamilton And I'm having a slice of pizza maxverstappen1 Does it taste good from P2? ynusername oh my god i'm leaving lewishamilton Come back and train your dog

taglist: @notyouraveragemochii @idkiwantchocolatee @vellicora @darththrog @slytherheign @idkkkkrkkk @alwaysclassyeagle @scenesofobx @nmw-am @thomaslefteyebrow @sheridamn @mishaandthebrits @cabbyhabs @celesteblack08 @minkyungseokie @cassiopeiia24 @flyclaren @inthestars-underthesun @raizelchrysanderoctavius @baw-sixteen @chiliwhore @lokietro @judespoision @elliegrey2803 @lanando4 @glitterf1 @desideriumlove @struggling-with-space @ravisinghs-wife @jsjcue @i-m-in-loki-s-army @nzygftoji (thank you all for reading :D )

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen au #max verstappen #f1 #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 instagram au #f1 smau #f1 social media au #instagram au #social media au

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verstarppen · 7 months

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summary; mercedes is a just a tiny bit worried about your dates with their archenemesis

pairing; max verstappen x fem! red bull admin! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; person who asked for a sebastian vettel cameo i hope you're reading this; also not to scare you guys but there's maybe two or three parts left in this series [ series masterlist ]

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redbullracing war is over

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g3org3zilla common y/n W

strawberryrosberg AT LAST

vertiddieenjoyer JUST FELL TO MY KNEES WE WON

verstappler STOP NO WAY

maxverstappen1 🤭

redbullracing sometimes babygirl is a 26 year old dutch driver

orangleclerc is that a bite mark on his right peck i swear to god

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ynusername oh what you thought the mercedes content is over?

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mickschumacher a guy catches the flu ONE TIME and suddenly the whole gang goes on a road trip

ynusername max didn't come either what's your point mickschumacher nothing nothing i'm so nonchalant about this ynusername you're very much chalant about this

maxverstappen1 Good post 👍

lewishamilton 😐 maxverstappen1 Am I not allowed to comment on my girlfriend's posts? lewishamilton If it were up to me you wouldn't be allowed to speak at all, but go off ynusername throwing a stick in a random direction so you both leave and fight somewhere else

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taglist: @notyouraveragemochii @idkiwantchocolatee @vellicora @darththrog @slytherheign @idkkkkrkkk @alwaysclassyeagle @scenesofobx @nmw-am @thomaslefteyebrow @sheridamn @mishaandthebrits @cabbyhabs @celesteblack08 @minkyungseokie @cassiopeiia24 @flyclaren @inthestars-underthesun @raizelchrysanderoctavius @baw-sixteen @chiliwhore @lokietro @judespoision @elliegrey2803 @lanando4 (taglist is open!! if i've forgotten someone please shoot me an ask)

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen #max verstappen au #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 #f1 instagram au #f1 smau #f1 social media au #instagram au #social media au

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verstarppen · 7 months

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summary; mercedes is a just a tiny bit worried about your dates with their archenemesis

pairing; max verstappen x fem! mercedes admin! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; HAPPY MAX DAY EVERYONEEEEEE sorry for the late update uni is starting and i still have no internet and im not freaking out in the slightest lmao THANK YOU FOR 900 FOLLOWERS!!! let me know what i should do for a 1k special bc i have no ideas [ series masterlist ]

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ynusername two days in bed besties i forgot what the sun looks like

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smilesargeant Hiding his hand in a pocket like we don't know what's on it

gothfrogasly WIFE COME BACK THE NEW MERCEDES ADMIN SUCKS

piastricake you'll always be "mercedes admin" in my heart girl 💗

forzapluto they took "sorry for party rocking" personally

generalcuntclaren UNBOTHERED

yukisizedduck BOYCOTT MERCEDES UNTIL THEY TAKE HER BACK IM SERIOUS

bottaswiththefur WE SHOULD fernanditalo Y/N NATION WE RISE AT DAWN

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ynusername living my best mercedesless life

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lewishamilton 😑

ynusername let me have this

maxverstappen1 Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize

ynusername you're very brave, ken maxverstappen1 Thank you, Barbie 🥰 danielricciardo His job is just beach

rock4rrari SO NO COMEBACK???

ferrariclerc HE'S CONVERTED HER TO THE DARK SIDE

kingmag9 still no vertiddies?

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taglist: @notyouraveragemochii @idkiwantchocolatee @vellicora @darththrog @slytherheign @idkkkkrkkk @alwaysclassyeagle @scenesofobx @nmw-am @thomaslefteyebrow @sheridamn (taglist is open!!)

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #max verstappen au #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen #f1 x reader #f1 #f1 imagine #f1 instagram au #f1 smau #f1 social media au #instagram au #social media au

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verstarppen · 7 months

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summary; mercedes is a just a tiny bit worried about your dates with their archenemesis

pairing; max verstappen x fem! mercedes admin! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU ROOMMATE/BEST FRIEND FOR HOTSPOTTING ME MOBILE DATA SO I CAN POST THIS GOD BLESS and thank you to christian barbeque anon i hope you like this [ series masterlist ]

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ynusername out with the boys

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totowolff What did I say.

ynusername he's been fed, learned two dutch words and pet stray kittens what more do you want

julyestie mad max? more like dad max

yukinator holy shit i fully forgot they've only been dating for a couple of months and midway though the 5th slide it occured to me that is in fact a stolen toddler

orangleclerc imagine getting told by a lil kid to "box, box" when you stop for gas

lewishamilton Do I need to get used to these types of posts or will y'all be responsible

maxverstappen1 No promises ynusername THE FUCK YOU MEAN NO PROMISES

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ynusername WAKE UP THE MEMBERS OF MY NATION IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE

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cuntcedesbenz MENDING WITH THE ENEMY

ynusername george burner account just leaked

maxverstappen1 Fun times!!

ynusername all u did was pet the cats danielricciardo And ogle you christianhorner When will the torment end. ynusername BUT WE BONDED. CHRIS C'MON. WE HAD A MOMENT. christianhorner I dropped the sauce bottle and you picked it up. ynusername THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME

checo_slayrez I wish my dad loved me as much as Christian loves Max

lovely_simply33 NO MAX PHOTO?? UNFOLLOWED

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maxverstappen1 Constructors Champions of the world!!! 🏆

What an unbelievable season we’re having 🙌 I couldn’t be more proud to be part of this @ redbullracing 🙌 Everyone working on the track and back in the factory, thank you so much. What a rocket ship 🚀

It’s amazing to achieve this milestone here in Japan 🇯🇵 Thank you everyone for your amazing support 👏

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ynusername god i wish i was that trophy

maxverstappen1 You are my greatest trophy landonorris hey maxverstappen1 Leave.

vanillatauri LET'S GOOO 🧡🧡🧡

dannyavocado EAT THEM GIRL

redbullracing @ mercedesamgf1 thoughts?

mercedesamgf1 ate mercedesamgf1 This message has not been approved by our social media team. mercedesamgf1 girl I AM the social media team wdym WHO IS THIS

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verstarppen · 4 months

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u can make a season two of maxketeers but w FOUR musketeers, the fourth one being their kid ….

Y'ALL ARE NEVER LETTING THIS SERIES GO ARE YOU

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #verstarppenasks

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verstarppen · 1 month

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also if anyone has any idea what to do when i hit 3k send me an ask

three musketeers season 2.

we all want it

fellas you have to move on it's over

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #verstarppenasks

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verstarppen · 5 months

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i just re-read the three musketeers series for the thousandth time i miss them sm 🥲

i wake up every morning knowing maxketeers was the peak of my writing career and i'll never reach it again

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #verstarppenasks

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verstarppen · 7 months

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When's the next update 🔫

Jk, take your time ❤️

I hope your week is going well. Just wanted to let you know that I absolutely adore your fics. You have officially fully converted me into a max girlie 🤭

next update is october 31st and when i tell you you're not ready for what's about to happen i mean that shit 300%

also yesss join the maxism movement one of us one of us one of us

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #verstarppenasks

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verstarppen · 6 months

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hi i just wanted to say i really, really enjoyed your max & 3 musketeers series! like, as someone who works in legal (+ have HR certificate) for a big company, those admin posts did put me in rigor mortis BUT i literally laughed so much reading them! and i'm super impressed by your writing! not just the storyline but how you were able to really catch the drivers' personalities so well, not to mention all the picture choices :3

im sorry for giving you a heart attack (thank u sm for reading :D), anyway if it were realistic this would've been toto on day 1 of the job:

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #verstarppenasks

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verstarppen · 2 months

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maxketeer bitches are crying over the mercedes max rumours rn i know y'all

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #verstarppen has spoken

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verstarppen · 7 months

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look, i gotta be honest: i’m not a maxie fan. moreover, i never EVER read maxie fics. but after seeing so many people here spilling so much love over three musketeers, i had to take a peek. and then i went through it all in one sitting. your style is so addictive, dear. your humour is top shelf, i kid you not I laughed out loud so many times. it’s hard to admit (both to myself and publicly) that i loved a mv fic so much but alas! you got yourself a fan of your maxie fic who’s not a maxie fan at all (but i have no hate towards the man nor his fans 🛐). that’s how powerful your writing skills are. your fics bring me so much comfort and joy, i cannot thank you enough 🫶🏻

also i have to mention that you influenced me to use more cat memes as reactions. i’m the type of person who has a separate folder in their gallery with reaction pictures and it’s slowly filling up with cat memes. ngl sending them makes me giggle to myself so once again, thank you! 🧡

how does feel to be converted to maxism and the secret holy cat meme subreligion?

but thank you so much!! the english language doesn't contain words to describe just how happy this message made me. love love love seeing your messages sm, they always make my day <3

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #verstarppenasks

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verstarppen · 7 months

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“Not after you bit them” esscccuueesssee meeee?!?!

I had to pause and laugh for a good 5 minutes. You need to make some shirts

“Feral Over Vertiddies” “Bite The Vertiddies” “Vertiddies or Death” “That Vertiddies Life”

“Red Bull Gives You Wings Vertiddies”

Ok I gotta stop or I’ll keep going 🤭

new merch idea just dropped

#⚔️ max and the three musketeers #verstarppenasks

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