"I miss my husband." She sighs.
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@deepdxsire replied to your post “@deepdxsire replied to your post “”: I'm gonna...”:
I'll do both!
"I wonder how many loads it will take~"
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"I think if someone proposed to me in public, I'd kill myself."
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"Look. I'm just saying the more you know about Pokémon or any other nerd shit, the less women want to fuck you. Applies to everyone."
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"Wait. I think I finally figured out my type.... murders!"
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"I thought we were all mature enough you would stop making fun of me for my small chest, ass."
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"Sometimes you must break a man's penis like a bendy ruler. Or a slap bracelet if you do it right!"
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"How do you uh... u-u-um. Let someone know you are interested in them? A-A-Asking for a friend."
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"Aw, but, that sounds so cute! I have a set of rabbits"
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@mortau replied to your post “@mortau replied to your post “while Darla loves...”:
henri vc no i think the zoo was a good idea
"No. It's not. He's lost his humanity. He's still a human. He isn't accepted by anyone. It's cruel. I want to save him."
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@prettyboywarrior replied to your post “Would you belive this girl if she told you she...”:
Xaos vc: ...do I have to start paying you??
"Nope. I quit that job whenever I'm dating someone. That and selling my underwear."
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@mortau replied to your post ““I went to sleep mad. I woke up mad. At this rate,...”:
damian vc: im sorry you dont get to share in my pretty privilege
"......"
"Who the fuck thinks you are pretty?"
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@thuganomxcs replied to your post ““Would you still like me if I was mentally...”:
My boy says the loco chicks are hot XD
"Thanks! This proves people are just into the idea of me! No one really likes me." Despite saying something so sad, she's smiling.
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"Anyone got a bump?"
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@iamclearlyawizard replied to your post “Yes Darla likes to steal her partner’s clothes but...”:
"This jacket is cheap and too small." He is large, she is not.
"It really isn't...." She's just gonna look at him, unamused. The jacket was custom-made, and it was fit for a man much bigger than her.
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@queeniethevampire replied to your post “Twins don’t like exploring caves mostly because of...”:
"Ro lang is like me, but in Tibet. Coward."
"So, all I have to do to kill you is to French you?!" She's equal parts disgusted and pleased by the idea.
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