“Has... everyone here lost their mother...?”

“Fucker.”

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What is the fastest a cheetah has ever run? Let me know in the comments below!!! 👇👇👇 ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ??? ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜᴇʀ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪʟᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴇxᴄɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴇꜱ, ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ ᴍᴇ & ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ @ᴄᴀᴍᴇʀᴀ.ꜱʜᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ.ᴜᴘ ツ ◆ ❖ ◆ ❖ ◆ ❖ ◆ ❖ ツ 61 mph The world record for "fastest land animal" is held by a female cheetah named Sarah, living at the Cincinnati Zoo in Ohio. When Sarah was 11 years old, she ran the 100 meter dash in 5.95 seconds, with a top speed of 61 mph. In contrast, the fastest person, Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt, ran 100 meters in 9.58 seconds. #cheetahrunning #cheetahs #cheetah #cheetahsofinstagram #predatorvsprey #animalvideo #wildlifevideo #wildlifevideos #animalshunting #naturecaptures #naturefocus #animalphotographer #animalpictures #animalpics #animalphotographyofinstagram #naturephotographers #naturepictures #wildlifepictures #wildlifephotographers #wildlifepics1 (at Masai Mara National Reserve Sekenani Gate) https://www.instagram.com/p/CO5NMPYhFKl/?igshid=2z9fbun1ohkd

T a g    D u m p !!

“As embarrassing as the greetings are, at least he’s not misusing ‘bae’.”

“... It wasn’t meant to call him bull-headed?” A mutter under his breath.

“That’s right, it’s Sing day.” Bless her soul...

“... In front of my salad?”

“So, are we agreed? A celebration of life on Mother’s Day! Bring your music, bake your cookies!” A hand comes up to play with his fringe. Maybe that was a little forward of me.

“That is, um.. if you all want to? I mean, I don’t think anyone’s moms would want their kids to get all mopey over them...”

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Of course I would give my favorite defense lawyer a big, fat hug.

“Are you okay? You’re hugging me a bit... tight...!” You’re lucky he’s feeling nice today, Klavier! Klavier’s hug is reciprocated, albeit a bit awkwardly.

How Many Braincells Do You Have?

you have 78 brain cells.

you are very brain celled. what's it like knowing you have all these brain cells and none of them work? my guess is only up to 5 can work at a time. still rude though. leave some for the rest of us.

“Is every day ‘make fun of Apollo’ day...?” What did we ever do to you?

(or with orange juice)

NEGATIVE QUALITIES: ZODIAC EDITION.

bold what definitely applies to your muse. italicize what somewhat applies to your muse. repost, and do not reblog.

ARIES : tries to do everything at once, doesn’t know when to stop and take care of themselves, bends over backwards for everyone even if someone did them dirty, has entirely too much on their plate.

TAURUS : idealistic, spends a lot of time trying to impress others, doesn’t like to apologize, eating is a coping mechanism or just addictive personalities in general, a tad codependent.

GEMINI : the most flip floppy people ever, what’s today’s mood?, never apologizes, in denial 90% of the time, their way or the highway, desperately needs a break, they have a hard time setting goals because their goals scare them.

CANCER : the literal meaning of I’ll give you the shirt off my back, isolates themselves in fear of someone hurting them, wants to change but is scared of change, complains a lot but never takes advice people give them.

LEO : no one takes them seriously because they feel they always have to portray themselves as the fun one, is actually really sad inside, honestly needs a hug, exhausted always.

VIRGO : can dish it but can’t take it, rushes everything, anxious, plans their future but forgets to live in the moment, sometimes ignores their friends because they have so much on their mind, talks about themselves a lot and sometimes forgets to ask the other person how they are.

LIBRA : solves everyone’s problems but their own, is actually really sad and lonely, gets easily heartbroken but tries not to show it, will do anything to justify bad decisions, honestly just wants everyone to love them but doesn’t really love themselves.

SCORPIO : easily set off, will give anyone the cold shoulder at any time even without reason, keeps a lot in, so observant that they often times find out things that hurt them, too many “what ifs” swirling in their heads, has trouble showing their true selves.

SAGITTARIUS : impatient, brash, commitment issues, body issues, doesn’t realize they don’t need to change for anyone, has a lot of different goals to a point where they get overwhelmed, just wants to disappear and do what they want without anyone questioning them.

CAPRICORN : scared people won’t like them unless they’re at the top of their game 24/7, takes a LOT for them to talk about their feelings, secretly struggling (not so secretly?), fake happy, needs a plan but doesn’t know what that plan is, confident but insecure at the same time, wants to be stable but sometimes wishes they could drop everyone’s expectations of them and live normally.

AQUARIUS : gets heartbroken like 30 times a week, trust issues, can be unmotivated and disinterested, feels they have to adapt to every person they meet so they can be liked, doesn’t know how to tap into their emotions despite being very intuitive, confused, expects little.

PISCES : empathetic often to a point of no return, plays the victim, doesn’t know when to say no, cynical, hermit, is very impatient, trusts everyone too much, can be secretly very critical and judgmental, can only tolerate maybe ten minutes of social interaction, needs a lot of validation.