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dravidious · 6 months

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Fantasy world where humans and (intelligent) monsters fight all the time and humans are allowed to take defeated monsters as monster pets and monsters also do the same to humans so as a legal loophole to stay safe a pair of human and monster that trust each other can become each others' legal owners so that no one else can own them

#asks #was thinking of making a story or info document about this concept but why bother when i can summarize it in one big sentence lol #you get beaten up by a dragon in a dungeon and get captured and played with and then like a full day later your friend/legal owner shows up #and is like “yeah i'm here to pick up my dumbass friend. hope you two had fun together!”#“okay give me my human back now or i'll have to call the Monster Cops”#“they're like human cops except slightly less violent”#and then next week you have to pick them up from an adventurer's family who put them in a kennel and put a collar on them #and what if the ownership was used as more than just a legal loophole? :O

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