#“have you considered lobotomizing yourself and sticking your frontal lobe in a wet rat. you dont need all that body anyways”
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Other things L2tM has done
Killed a Salamander single-handedly via twisting space into a wretched Eldritch Blast pretzel (in-universe her physically accessing bits of Void power from her former cells and using them to Attack causing significantly more space distortion than normal iterator "fry it" procedures)
Shot the Artificer with one of said space-distortion things from about 120m away
Chewed Rot out of herself (and then ate it)
Chewed Rot out of The Hunter in the world's most impromptu slurgery scene (and then ate it)
Tore Five Pebbles off his loading arm and proceeded to use him as a melee weapon
Physically wrestled a King Vulture into submission
Went into the Void Sea and then came back
#we speak#l2tm#to be fair the last one was bc she tied herself so deeply to the cycles shes no longer able to ascend but#yknow how it is with side effects of the whole Enot Thing live fast die hard come back to do it all again#we think it would be very funny to put her into a GC with any other iterators because she is SO BAD about the whole subject#you hear she ascended and ask her how do do that and she goes “oh yeah. i did do that. sucked hard. dont see why people do that”#“have you considered lobotomizing yourself and sticking your frontal lobe in a wet rat. you dont need all that body anyways”#and then she sees nothing off with this advice whatsoever
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