A Little Vanity Tonight
1: Name: Jane
2: Age: Twenty-Two
3: 3 Fears: DOGS, Home Invaders, Gremlins
4: 3 things I love: Salt Water, New Notebooks, Multidimensional Female Characters
5: 4 turns on: Belly laughs, aggressive agreements on political topics, lots of kissing, music.
6: 4 turns off: Hating kids, TOO self-centered, “I’m not a feminist”, Dog lover.
7: My best friend: I don’t have ONE best friend. I have so little friends that they are all sort of the best. They are all awesome.
8: Sexual orientation: Biamorous, Heterosexual.
9: My best first date: I have dated friends a lot, so like... I didn’t realize I was on a first date when I was on a first date, sort of thing. I can think of two times with former partners that if I had to I would consider “First Dates”, though one of them we had already spent like... not THE NIGHT together, but we had done a lot of making out and such beforehand (best night ever). Both “First Dates” involved just spending a shit ton of time together. We just walked around Halifax for HOURS. Like, one of them we met up at like eight in the morning and didn’t part until.... I don’t even think it was suppertime I think it was more like 9/10pm. We were really into each other and it was sort of the moment where we were like “Yes, we can’t NOT be together. There’s too strong a connection for us to not be together.” I remember it being a very conscious decision to be together, and it had to be, because at the time I was dating someone else.The other date, a few years later, was the first guy I had been with that I had felt a connection to anywhere close to the one I felt with the previous. We met up at about four in the afternoon and walked around until midnight just spending time and getting to know one another. I always say that he grew on me and that I didn’t like him very much at first, but then I look back and think, “Wait, we spent eight hours together on our first date. I was obviously more into him than I realized.” And we ended up dating for two years.
10: How tall am I: 5′7
11: What do I miss: There aren’t a lot of “whats” that I miss, to be honest. My Molly Dolly. That’s like the only “what”. I miss a lot of “whos”.
12: What time was I born: 9:40am
13: Favourite color: Red.
14: Do I have a crush: I have a great many crushes. Most of them are shallow.
15: Favourite quote: Golly, that’s a hard one.
Never put your faith in a prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch. - Catherynn M. Valente
I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Sarah Williams
Now and then we had hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to become pirates. -Mark Twain
Here’s to the health of married women and their lovers. - Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812
You got the face of true love. - Bright Star
I also want to get “Only Love can enter here” tattooed onto me. From Tarzan. <3
16: Favourite place: Irish Vale, Cape Breton.
17: Favourite food: Oh god. Prawns.
18: Do I use sarcasm: No....
19: What am I listening to right now: Oh god, nothing. Why am I never listening to something when this questions comes up. I’m always listening to something but whenever I’m asked this I’m never listening to anything.
20: First thing I notice in new person: Oh I don’t know, their face?
21: Shoe size: 8-9
22: Eye color: Brown.
23: Hair color: Currenly black.
24: Favourite style of clothing: Victorian daywear.
25: Ever done a prank call? Yes, I have, it did not end well.
27: Meaning behind my URL: I’ve forgotten my URL. *scrolls up* Oh it’s a Tarzan reference. I’m obsessed.
28: Favourite movie: Fuck. Okay. Um....
Tarzan
Cloud Atlas
Crazy Stupid Love
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
One Day
Love and Other Disasters
Anastasia
An Ideal Husband
Hysteria
Hook
The Man From UNCLE
Waitress
Spy Kids
Jane Got a Gun
War and Peace
Anna Karenina
Imagine Me and You
Upside Down.
The Time Traveller’s Wife
Stardust
About Time
When Harry Met Sally
Honestly, I could just keep going forever. I should probably stop. Oi.
29: Favourite song: Oh, here we go again. (This one won’t be as long I promise)
Jackson - Johnny Cash and June Carter
Heartbreaker - Bright Star (Steve Martin and Edie Brickell)
Dela - Johnny Clegg & Savuka
As Long as He Needs Me - Oliver, but the Samantha Barks version is my favourite.
Geronimo - Sheppard
Better Love - Hozier
Literally EVERYTHING from the Tarzan soundtrack
Dust and Ashes - Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812
Epilogue - La La Land
I’ll Be There - The Pirate Queen
If I Believed - Twisted
It’s Over, Isn’t It? - Steven Universe
Learn To Do It (Waltz Reprise) - Anastasia
Surrender - The Pirate Queen
Tell Him - The Exciters
Whoa, Mama - Bright Star
You Grew On Me - Tim Minchin
Okay I’m going to stop now......
30: Favourite band: The Spice Girls
31: How I feel right now: Tired.
32: Someone I love: Kathryn.
33: My current relationship status: Single?
34: My relationship with my parents: I mean, it has been worse. We are doing just find just now. I’m actually planing a trip to New York with only my mother, which in 22 years I would have never guessed would happen. Let’s see how we do without the buffer my father provides! <3
35: Favourite holiday: Like, Halloween/Samhain, but honestly at this point in my life, any holiday that’s going to give me a day off is a good one.
36: Tattoos and piercing i have: None yet! I want tattoos. My ears used to be pierced.
37: Tattoos and piercing i want: omg so many.
Gorilla hand print with a tiny human hand print, on my ribs
“Only Love Can Enter Here”, probably somewhere near the print
Comet on my left shoulder/collarbone area
29 hand in crib on my left back shoulder blade
My kids’ birthdays, in only numbers (ex. December 23, 2025 would be 122325)
“Sort of...” written in my room mate’s hand writing.
Either a raven in a coat of arms style on my forearm (I can’t remember which forearm, but it would be a replica of one of my character’s tattoos) OR the jolly roger used by that same character
A Lannister Lion holding a Rose.
I’d like to do something with a mermaid, but also like... not sure about that.
A Little Snake, somewhere.
ANYWAY I think that’s it? wow I’m going to be tatted up! It’ll be awesome.
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: I think a friend of mine asked me to? I can’t remember.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? No, absolutely not.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? No, not right now.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? I have not.
42: When did I last hold hands? Ummmmm I can’t remember. Oh, wait, no Saturday.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends. Like... an hour? If I have to. I like to be lazy in the morning.
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Ummmmmm Yes.
45: Where am I right now? My living room.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? I’m sober, so like that wouldn’t happen, and my room mate would probably be worse than me if I were drunk, so like, I feel like I’m going to have to be self sufficient.
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? I don’t know what you define as a reasonable level...
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? OH LORD NO.
49: Am I excited for anything? New York.
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Hmmmm, sure do!
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? At work all the fucking time.
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Um, today.
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I would be all sorts of sad.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Oh my god, not right now but like I HAVE.
55: What is something I disliked about today? Um, I worked. So like that could have been better. It wasn’t so much the working, but while I was at work I got dizzy and that wasn’t fun.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? My kids.
57: What do I think about most? The future.
58: What’s my strangest talent? I don’t really have any strange talents.
59: Do I have any strange phobias? Dogs. Some people find that strange.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? In front. I suppose.
61: What was the last lie I told? God I can’t remember. I don’t lie nearly as much as I used to.
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video chatting.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes.
64: Do I believe in magic? Yes
65: Do I believe in luck? Yes
66: What’s the weather like right now? Cold, but not snowing yet.
67: What was the last book I’ve read? I’m reading Stella Bain, and I’m almost done, so I’ll say that one.
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Eh
69: Do I have any nicknames? Janie, Jungle Jane, Sassanach.....
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Broken Heart.
71: Do I spend money or save it? I want to save it, but I spend it.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? No.
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Yes
74: Favourite animal? Lions, Gorillas, Pigs, Ducks, Goats
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Oh my god, what?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Dela
78: How can you win my heart? Ummmmmm God idk.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I don’t really want to think about it.
80: What is my favorite word? Proper, Beast,... There are others I can’t think of.
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Um....
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Be kind.
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Not yet. (I’m joking)
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? FLIGHT
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? That depends on who’s asking.
86: What is my current desktop picture? Forget Me Nots
87: Had sex? Duh
88: Bought condoms? For the previously mentioned sex.
89: Gotten pregnant? Not yet.
90: Failed a class? Technically.
91: Kissed a boy? Obvs
92: Kissed a girl? Obvs
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Indeed.
94: Had job? Many
95: Left the house without my wallet? Many times
96: Bullied someone on the internet? Nope
97: Had sex in public? Unfortunately.
98: Played on a sports team? HA no
99: Smoked weed? Yes
100: Did drugs? Only the weed
101: Smoked cigarettes? NO
102: Drank alcohol? YES
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? never
104: Been overweight? Probably
105: Been underweight? Nearly
106: Been to a wedding? Of course
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
109: Been outside my home country? Not yet. MAY!
110: Gotten my heart broken? Of course
111: Been to a professional sports game? Yes, oh my god this is taking so long.
112: Broken a bone? No
113: Cut myself? Not on purpose
114: Been to prom? Four times, in fact
115: Been in airplane? Yes
116: Fly by helicopter? No
117: What concerts have I been to? Um, Faith Hill, I think, Great Big Sea.... I think that’s it.
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yes
119: Learned another language? Not yet. Tried.
120: Wore make up? Every day
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Oh my god yes
122: Had oral sex? Yes
123: Dyed my hair? Regularly
124: Voted in a presidential election? I’m Canadian
125: Rode in an ambulance? Maybe?
126: Had a surgery? Yes
127: Met someone famous? Um..... not yet.
128: Stalked someone on a social network? Ha, yes
129: Peed outside? Yes
130: Been fishing? No
131: Helped with charity? Probably
132: Been rejected by a crush? Definitely.
133: Broken a mirror? Nope
134: What do I want for birthday? That’s so far away.......
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? Lots. The father will have SOME say, in the names, but I do have the ones I want picked. Not going to say them on social media. Don’t like why, it’s not a secret.
136: Was I named after anyone? Yes
137: Do I like my handwriting? It’s grown on me.
138: What was my favourite toy as a child? Molly
139: Favourite Tv Show? Black Sails, Outlander, Downton Abbey, Gilmore Girls, Beauty and the Beast
140: Where do I want to live when older? Like, retired, Italy.
141: Play any musical instrument? Uke
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? I don’t think I have any
143: Favourite pizza toping? Cheese
144: Am I afraid of the dark? Not anymore
145: Am I afraid of heights? Only vaguely
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Yes
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Sure
148: What I’m really bad at: saving money
149: What my greatest achievements are: Just being here today, tbh
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: I tend to forget about that.
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: Pay off my debts, invest a little, get the fuck outta dodge. Write for a living. Depending on how much I had.
152: What do I like about myself: I’ve been told that I seem hard and sarcastic but when it comes to what matters, I’m the person people want on their side. People seem to trust me and come to me when they need someone to hear them out. I’m very maternal, and I like that about myself.
153: My closest Tumblr friend: God, idk
154: Something I fantasize about: My kids
155: Any question you’d like? HOW DOES INK COME OUT OF PENS?!
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